Submitted by MrDave on Mon, 04/28/2003 - 17:56
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Brian Clevenger (of 8-bit theater) wrote:
I went to see Bulletproof Monk because sometimes you just need to partake in cinematic fluff. We underestimated its fluff-factor however.This movie is bad.
Not Train Wreck bad where it's awful but you have to see it.
Not Rental bad. Not Pay-per-view bad. Not free Pay-per-view bad. Not It's 3AM, I'm Cramming for Tomorrow's Test, and I Just Need Some Background Noise bad.
How bad? Toward the end of the movie my lower right eyelid itched. While taking care of that problem my finger slipped and I poked myself in the eye.
I didn't mind.
Personally I am facinated. How can a movie starring Chow Yun Fat be bad?
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OOOOH new Episode III trailer over at starwars.com for those who haven't yet seen it 8O
And I'd just like to say:
WOW!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all about WOW now, but as we walk out of the theater, it'll all about HUH?
(I'm such a sucker. I'm so excited about this movie, I keep forgetting that Lucas doesn't know what he's doing.)
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Big thumbs up for Dave and his successful mingling of the three game boards!!
:banana?: :banana!: :rastaban: :banana: :banguitar:
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I love WoW, lvl 38 Dwarf Paladin!
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http://www.jedi-master-lucia.nl/fotopagina.html
Lots of pics from the new movie. :D
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Spontaneous Human Involuntary Invisibility
Didn't Joss Whedon imagine this in a Buffy Episode?
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I know I've said that I can't cook for a long time. Everyone has always thought that I was joking, but today should take the cake.
It all starts with cooking rice. You know, regular white rice. So I go upstairs, and put the water in the pot, put the pot on the stove, and go away. Seems perfectly safe. Then the fire alarm started to go off. At first, I can't believe it, then it sinks in that this is something I should probably check on. It also gave me something impressive. "Great. I just managed to set water on fire."
It was much, much worse.
Somehow, I managed to set a pot on fire.
And this was not a pot with anything in it. This was a clean pot on the burner next to it, which I had turned on by mistake. And the pot was on fire.
I now qualify, officially, as the worst cook on the board.
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Well that depends, what did the pot taste like?
The amount of cookware you destroy from A to B isn't a factor.