Submitted by MrDave on Mon, 04/28/2003 - 17:56
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Brian Clevenger (of 8-bit theater) wrote:
I went to see Bulletproof Monk because sometimes you just need to partake in cinematic fluff. We underestimated its fluff-factor however.This movie is bad.
Not Train Wreck bad where it's awful but you have to see it.
Not Rental bad. Not Pay-per-view bad. Not free Pay-per-view bad. Not It's 3AM, I'm Cramming for Tomorrow's Test, and I Just Need Some Background Noise bad.
How bad? Toward the end of the movie my lower right eyelid itched. While taking care of that problem my finger slipped and I poked myself in the eye.
I didn't mind.
Personally I am facinated. How can a movie starring Chow Yun Fat be bad?
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ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST FEEL ABSOLUTELY FRUSTRATED RIGHT NOW...NOTHING CAN EXPRESS THE WAY IM FEELING...IRRITATED, PISSED, ANGRY, MAD, FUCKING PISSED, DISGRAZIATA...NOT ONLY DID JUVENTUS PLAY A PISS POOR MATCH BUT GODDAMN MANCHESTER HAD TO ALLOW A GOAL ON THE 90TH MINUTE....THE 90TH FREAKING MINUTE THAT ALLOWED PORTO TO TIE THE GAME AND HAVE A GREATER AGGREGATE SCORE, FUCKING RETARDED BLOKES...PORCA MISERIA, NOW BOTH OF MY TEAMS ARE OUT OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: , AND TO TOP IT OFF, ARGGGGGG, SHIT TEAMS LIKE DEPORTIVO AND PORTO ADVANCED :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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I guess the epidemic of starving people in the world just doesnt seem so bad when compared to that...
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LOL!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Okay This guy's 15 minutes are so over...
http://entertainment.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=151939
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OMG, I totally read the same article in school today. What is the world coming to :?
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God Hates Shrimp
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Okay I am a registered Republican, and even through I think he could have done some things better, I still support the US President. I refuse to tear the man down (or let others do so) without cause or with accusations unsupported by facts.
But...I can still laugh about some things...
http://mcmanus.typepad.com/grind/2004/03/free_marketplac.html
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yeah, that's solid of u dave...too bad we can't say the same here in canada...we have the knack of electing retards and then making them resign only to have more retards supplant them
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Don't... comment... on... Bush issue.... Hold... your... tongue, girl... :P
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Yes, I've been doing lots of tongue-biting myself....
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Oh THANK-GOD!! I thought I was going insane here on my own - which i probably was regardless but still.... *looks at teeth marks in tongue* :?
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Must... keep... Democratic... views... off... board....
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But, anywho, I have to say that this is the greatest thing I've ever seen:
LMAO... that crazy handpuppet sung some of the greatest tunes... :P
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haha @ talk of Cretien
Stupid Liberal Majority!
Sadly the Conservatives arent much better :(
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sadly, none of the parties here are better :P ...man, i should be in power, bring Canada a little of that ooomph we're missing (have u noticed that all the prime ministers who have had tenures of worth all came from Quebec :P ...
martin has already started pissing people off...and charest just seems to do that by twitching...bah, quebeccers are dumb
i say canada just pries a foreigner out of retirement, say thatcher and throw us onto the big stage, maybe she'll have us invade puerto rico and stick to those americanos :roll:
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you want Thatcher?
I'd say let you have her and goodbye to old rubbish, but I wouldn't wish Thatcher on my worst enemy. It's probably for the best we keep her in the Lords where she can't cause anybody too much (read: no) trouble and we can keep any eye on her.
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Hey, Ric, if you want old had-it extreme right-wingers, please take Joe Bjelke-Peterson off our hands. You're welcome to him. :D
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Ya Canada just needs a good Dictator and we would be set! + We couldent possibly be an "evil" dictatorship since we simply dont have the millitary resources to even control our own population. So Canada would be come a happy little candy land dictatorship!
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Id say Canada needs a Monarchy, with me as its King....
Peasant slave: "King Shaun, the people are starving"
Shaun: "So let them eat maple syrup..."
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hahahah
comeon chance thatcher wasent bad blair is much worse at least we new the bitch was agenst us but blair is a fucker who pretentds to be on ourside god i hate blair almost as much as dubba 8)
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Jamie: Hahahaha... it's pronounced "DubYA". If you don't get it right, the righty wings might come after you :wink:
Shaun: .... I don't think the world is ready for you lmao
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heh the righteys cant tocuh me imn white and im prodstant and im str8 im like an uber being to them im probley there next [resedental candadit serouly i hate polaticans skummy basterds the lot of them
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Well, we know one profession to cross off your "What I Want to Be When I Get Older"... :D
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haha so I guess all liberals are Black, Pagan and Gay lol
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ahhhhh, i think we should all be italian politicians...put under microscope the latest shenanigans of its prime minister who happens to still own one of the top 3 football clubs in the country, the largest tv network...
and yes, parliament is an arena where questionable calls made by referees are discussed...AND...we like to think the EU is beneficial, but in reality it is bluntly "stupid, stupid, stupid"...
it's been a slow week in the news, what with all the attention being hogged by the americans, so let us "consider" pardoning a nazi war criminal who's close to pushing daisies
hmmm, that has lost steam...what with the world not ever taking us serious and now that spain has stolen the spotlight...
ah, dio benedisce l'italia!!!
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Grrr.... javascripts officially suck... I'm using them on my Live Journel on Xanga.... it might be because its 11 pm here, but its very frustrating... :evil:
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Javas not that hard, especially for web based stuff... now working with Unix, thats a pain in the ass!
Anyhow... its snowing again. I hate Canadian winters!!!!!!!
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Arg... fuck javascripts for being so damn confusing and fuck Neopets for making a "NeoMites Injection" impossible to get for a newbie :evil: I'm not having a good day... :cry:
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Umm Meghan....you can cure your neopet by taking it to the healing springs...they'll be a time when she says "all your pets are completely cured" and even if your pet has neomites, they will be cured...its a waste of nps to spend on medicines...
also if you wanna get the neomites injection just buy it...its for 600nps currently for sale at chawindacz's shop...
yes ppl, my life is sad.....:P
btw i'm sunny_sun_son....who'r you?
ps...what did happen to our neopets by night? seemed to have vanished into the thin air...
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those are big feet 8O
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I wanna have Halloween on Christmas. For non-US citizens, Halloween is HUGE here in the States. I really want Halloween to come.
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LOL! Halloween. hehe, you should come down under to Australia. Man, it really goes off here :wink: never had a halloween until you've had a halloween in Australia. I swear! it may aswell be part of our national anthem, we're so into it! hehe
ps. you know what they say about big feet :wink:
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OMG! i have seen a TON of those somewhere :D i LOVE them! i wish i could remember where :(
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Well, just to let you all know at once - I got my US Residency yesterday! :)
Which means they can't kick me out of the country any more. Apologies to all the Americans - looks like you're stuck with me now. :>
And the best part is, I don't have to go back to the Baltimore Immigration building for two more years. Woo hoo! Man, I was getting sick of those queues...
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Congrats Heather,
In other news, Im moving the 5th of June :(......It sucks alot, and ill probably be without internet for awhile around that time.
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Ode to a Spell Checker
I have a spelling checker -
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are naught aloud.
And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed to bee a joule
The checker poured o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
That's why aye brake in two averse
By righting wants too pleas.
Sow now ewe sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear for pea seas
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I just find this sort of behavior facinating. Why would anyone slap a moniker like these on their children? I consider it a form of child abuse at best or a horrible fiolation of human rights at worst. I mean it's all well and good to have a family name that is a little unusual. My father's middle name was "Rea" and my Uncle's middle name is "MacDonald" so I am no stranger to unusual names. I have a (different) Uncle Morris after all (and his eldest son is Syd). But some of these names are just plain goofy. Apple? Puh-lease. Let the kid have a normal name so he can have a normal childhood. If he wants to change his name to an unpronouncable symbol when he grows up then that is his business. Shoot, you could even help him pick one out. Don't feed your celebrity becasue you have been all fat and pregnant for months by choosing a name for your baby that only serves to keep your name in the press.
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Heh, I don't really mind Apple to be honest, in fact I used to have a rag doll called Apple, we were good friends and she went everywhere with me - well until I was about 5 anyway. And there are certainly worse names to inflict upon a little bundle of joy (there's an actress in England called Honeysuckle Weeks - how weird is that??)
Besides when little Apple is playing virtual tag in the virtual playground of her virtual school I doubt she'll be teased by the likes of Heavenly, Denim and Pixie.
Besides, it sure beats the bunch of Britney and Christina babies that all my friends have :?
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The following is either a press release or a very clever ad. I'm thinking the latter.
And maybe one of these days, I'll be able to get to sleep when tired :?
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What Matt Has Learnt, brought to you by the power of LTHW (Learning The Hard Way) Inc.
1) Don't smoke weed at college kids...
2) Your last ever lesson in a particular subject means you will have no more ever, which means if you don't go, the teacher can't have a go at you...
3) BUT don't get cocky and knock on the window of the class you've just skipped thinking said teacher isn't in the room...
4) Shouting expletives in surprise is not a way to remain inconspicuos. Likewise, neither is running away very quickly...though the latter can aid you in escaping whatever wrath is coming your way, particularily if it is a teacher whose lesson you've just skipped...
5) That girl who you weren't that interested in is actually pretty cool. Finding out at the last minute when you'll probably never see her again, however, is not. (Neither, for that matter, is finding out that girl who you were quite interested in has a boyfriend...but thats a different matter).
6) (And this is a biggy) Sod's Law knows no bounds. So don't give it a reason to bite you in the arse.
Tune in next time for more important rules and lessons on What Matt Has Learnt.
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Mom is involved in Coonhound rescue. We've been trying for about 7 months to shut the bitch down, and we finally did it. Here's a link to the article.
Link to the Story
NOTES:
1) The count we have is different from the story. Our count is 28 dogs, plus 20 puppies.
2) 3 dogs had to be put down immediately. Yes, conditions were that bad.
3) The puppies have parvo. A number of them may not survive either.
4) The bloodhound in the second picture is named Fred.
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I just feel compelled to share that I love the smell of Frankenscence. Because it's one of the few things I can smell. The spider, however, disagrees with me. :)
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Incredible...
And waths eevn mroe icernlidbe is taht it wrkos...
I'd also like to add that any warhammer/ex-warhammer/RTS fans anything like myself will be recieving near-orgasmic pleasure about this (as I, indeed, have been for the last few days):
dawnofwargame.com
Droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.....
No joke. Drool has actually been coming out of my mouth. In a 17min long trailer I have I saw a greater Daemon burst out of this guy, take apart a bunch of Marines Sauron-style and THEN get his arse-whipped by a Space Marine with a Thunder Hammer and it looked beautiful! The graphics are totally awesome and kick ass, and this is an RTS!
*Waits impatiently for demo/full game (preferably latter, will accept former)*
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Half life 2 will kick its ass!
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Except that Half life 2 is a FPS and doesn't need to animate half as many characters as Dawn of war. That being said I doubt it matters much.
Dawn of War does look exceedingly pretty but really it's the game play that counts. As for those wonderful graphics I have a question. What specification PC is going to be needed to run it. Another note is that in all probability like Relic's last exceedingly pretty RTS (Homeworld 2) you'll probably be too busy trying to stay on top of the game to actually sit back and watch the eye candy at least without having the A.I. mug you.
We'll see. I might even buy it...
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From what I've heard the gameplay will be revolutionary. That can be taken two ways though, so yeah, will just have to (impatiently) wait and see...
Half-Life 2 indeed...pffft :P