Submitted by Allyana on Sun, 08/17/2003 - 18:05
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Only WRONG ANSWERS game!!
Ok, this is very funny in Torc, so I think we can make it work here. Basically you post a question, any question (although it has to be "answerable") and the player after you answers it WRONG. Then he/she posts her own question.
For example,
Who is Dawn?
and the answer would be... I dont know...
My car's key.
Ok, hope you like this, I'll post the first question:
Why is Sunnydale called "The Hellmouth"?
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cos people cough like hell there.
what does this strange thing called the slayer do? (Genuine interest here people)
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She tends Santa's slay (sleigh)
Who is the Mayor of Sunnydale?
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Sunnydale has a prime minister not a mayor, everyone knows that.
Why did Angel and Buffy break up?
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Because he cheated on her... with Willow!!
Why did he leave for L.A.?
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To care for his elderly grandmother who had developed Alzheimer's disease.
What sort of organisation was The Initiative?
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A charity foundation, they picked up poor vampires from the street and chipped them with good intentions, gave them a plate of soup and set them loose to help others.
Where did Spike go after escaping the Initiative?
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He spent a week in the Bahamas, getting a suntan.
Who was Mr Pointy?
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Do I really have to answer that? :oops:
Why did Buffy leave her home after she sent Angel to hell?
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She couldn't bare to watch the televised Pay-Per-View event:
Angel vs Freddy
Why does Buffy have such tragic luck with boyfriends?
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cos she insists on spending more time with their ex-girlfriends than with them!
why did ryley leave sunnydale?
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Because he was so in love with Angel he couldn't bear to be parted from him. :)
Why did Xander leave Anya at the altar?
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Becasue he needed a Human sacrifice instead.
What did Giles do after the school blew up?
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He joined the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
Where did Joyce work?
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in the fast food chicken restaurant
why does dawn have a crush on xander?
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Because she's actually an alien from a planet of all women and they need male seed to repopulate - Xander was the only normal guy in Sunnydale.
Why do vampires turn to dust when staked?
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because humans turned into chickens!
who kills kendra?
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Xander ate her when possessed by a hyena.
Whyever did Buffy get the hyena out of him?
he looked cool in those dark clothes :roll:
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because spike was really worried about him, and wouldn't stop begging her to change him back!
why did Giles buy the magic shop?
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Because all Watchers are destined to Watch the customers of a shop; since the library was now smitheriens, he now needed a New Shop to be the Watcher of Sunnydale.
Why was Sunnydale originally created?
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so buffy could sing to the hills and dales, in the sun
who was the master?
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He was Dr. Who's Arch Nemesis (thanks to Heather who gave me that!)
Who was the Anointed One?
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anya, anointed by xander to be left at the altar
how did tara die?
*sniff sniff*
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Tara slipped on a banana peel, which caused her to fall down a flight of stairs, breaking her leg. While in hospital an artery was nicked by the surgeon as he inserted a pin for the broken leg, resulting in her requiring a transfusion. The blood she received was HIV positive and she developed AIDS from it. She decided to travel the world before she died of the disease, but her plane crashed in the jungles of Thailand where she was savaged to death by a tiger.
Was was the symbology of the ring Angel gave to Buffy?
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I meant she had not scrubbed her bathtub.
How did Jenny Calender die?
PS:
BWAHAHAHA on the Tara death Hon!
"What is it about Reapers that make them go for the longshot?" - Georgia Lass
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Jenny Calendar died in a mental institute, she internally combusted, after Giles drove her quite insan
who is the principal in the last series? who is he really?
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He is the creature from the Black Lagoon that was imprisoned by the Initiative only to escape when it was destroyed (you can, in fact, see him on the video monitor when all the Suits are talking about ending the program). Once free from the Initiative, he decided to visit Europe, where he met a nice little blonde Swedish girl and settled down to have a family. To make their love life a little easier in bed, the creature cast a glamour on himself. Unfortunately, the Swedish girl was killed by a vampire. The creature heard of Buffy, who had an uncanny likeness to his late wife, and Spike, ditto to the vamp. So he travelled to Sunnydale to be with Buffy and destroy Spike. He made up all that crap about his mother being a Slayer, instead stealing the bag off of a travelling circus in Paris.
Who sired Angel?
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The Crazy Cafeteria lunch lady who tried to poison everyone.
Who does Angel fall inlove with after Buffy?
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A small furry dog called Murry, but Murry upstaged him in having overly spikey hair, and Angel coudln't take the pressure of living in his True Love's shadow once more. After a particularly vicious argument about who finished the last tub of"Nancy-Boy-Hair-Gel", Angel took his lover to the pound, and they never saw each other again.
Who turned Oz in into a werewolf?
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Warren did it in a ground-breaking experiment that earned him a Nobel prize in an alternate dimension.
Who is Willow's true love?
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Her 2B pencil. That's why she was practising twirling it in the air... :wink:
What was Cordelia's driving goal in High School?
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She was secretly in love with Giles and killed all the women he looked at twice, starting with Miss Calendar.
What did Angel do to Miss Calendar?
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Brought her to Starrbucks and they shared an Orange Mocha Frappicino while they read the latest Cosmo.
Who Sired Spike
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Joyce, who was sired by Spike who travelled back in time to bite her so that they could watch "Passions" forever.
Where does Buffy work?
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After leaving Sunnydale, she left the Scoobies and found another group. They drive around the country solving mysteries and pulling masks off of fake ghosts at three hundred grand a pop.
What was the name of the song used to control Spike?
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Jingle Bells
Who used to sing it to him?
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Initially Celine Dion, but now since Jewel changed her image and made a dance remix of it, Spike listens to her version instead.
Why Did Angel stop loving Darla
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He found out she was having a secret affair with Xander and, later, the new principal (who was actually the creature from the black lagoon :p)
What happened to Sunnydale High on Graduation day?
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It was magically teleported back in time a few thousand years to be the base of operations against The First. :wink:
What did the first want in Amends?
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LOL!
The First wanted us to tell him where to find the One Ring. This ring, unlike the Ring of Sauron, was intended to bring him the One Woman who could stand being married to the First Evil and make it the Most Recent Good, as was fortold in the One Prophecy.
Why was Sweet making everyone sing in Sunnydale?
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For a dare by the new principal (who is in fact the creature from the black lagoon :P) he poisened the water supply with alcahol and the food supply with cannabis.
On reflection, singing was probably not as bad as it could have got!
Why did Anya become human again?
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because she became increasingly frustrated that demons couldn't get a good manicure and had to settle for clipping her nails with a hedge trimmer
why did Cordy leave for LA?
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Because she'd heard they had the best traffic jams in the US and she loves nothing more than sitting in a stuffy car on a hot day, going nowhere. :)
What caused Angel to revert to Angelus in Season 2?
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His therapist Dr Phil told him that every now and then its good to let go and have some fun.
How did Buffy Kill Adam?
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she sat on his tuffet eating her curds and whey
who reverted Angelus back to Angel?
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Wolfram & Hart brought him back simply so he could go to LA and give them a raison d'etre.
Why did Dawn try out for the cheerleading squad?
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To meet cute chicks since she was such a raging lesbo.
What is "the key"?
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"The key" is something Buffy has been searching for for a long time. She's been dying to find the key to Willow's diary so she can read all the steamy details of her sessions with Tara.
Why was Sunnydale High's swim team turning into fish?
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it is angelus' rage, unleash it and the world will be in eternal bliss where people munch on daisies and recite poetry until the beautiful, black sunset
Who revived Biffy after the Master killed her?
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....Heather beat me to it by seconds...
the team turned to fish cuz Willow, after she swore off meat, needed fish to eat and there was no more fish in the grocery stores, soooooo, she cast one of her fishy spells
Who revived Buffy after the Master killed her?
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cordelia, cos xander and angel were to busy slapping each other and arguing over who was going to revive buffy
how did joyce die?