Submitted by Allyana on Sun, 08/17/2003 - 18:05
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Only WRONG ANSWERS game!!
Ok, this is very funny in Torc, so I think we can make it work here. Basically you post a question, any question (although it has to be "answerable") and the player after you answers it WRONG. Then he/she posts her own question.
For example,
Who is Dawn?
and the answer would be... I dont know...
My car's key.
Ok, hope you like this, I'll post the first question:
Why is Sunnydale called "The Hellmouth"?
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She doesn't own a bed, but perfers to sleep on grass staring at the sky trying to solve the problems of the universe, but she can never count all the stars...hmmm....
How did Xander and anya meet?
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In a beauty contest for bunnies, both of them had taken their bunny pets for the competition, and after they lost they went to have a drink to lift their spirits.
Why does Anya like Xander?
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because he is the most amazing human she has ever met, and she could think of no better vengence than to pester him with her love
why did connor go all evil and mean?
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Because he didn't like the story line on 'Passions'. Violence and overdoing the whole teen angste thing was OBVIOUSLY the only answer to this.
Why has Angel gained so much weight?
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Duhh, the McDonalds so called "light Menu" aint so light......
Why HASNT Spike gained so much weight?
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Because he 'burns' calories with the help of a lucky talisman, (I want one of those) :D
Why did Buffy leave Sunnydale?
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She heard about that big sale they were having over at LA, and besides, hellmouth, not there! Thats nice trouble free vacation!!!
What is Buffy's nickname and why?
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She was called "The Ripper" because of her crazy youth.
Why did she wear a tattoo to invoke a demon?
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cuz she thought it made her ass damn hot
why did Harmony tell Cordy to shut up?
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Did she really need a reason?
How did Lindsey lose his hand?
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excessive masturbation....he needed to get it amputated after it got stuck in that position :lol:
How did Harmony get vamped?
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Spike's love bites.
What did he see in her?
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A lot of beauty, charisma, charm....no wait thats not it....all he really saw in her was blood :twisted:
Why does Xander not like Angel and Spike?
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Because they both rejected the valentine notes he'd sent them, declaring his undying love.
Who was Robin Wood's mother?
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Queen Latifa, resemblance is uncanny
heheh..:lol:
ok, question:
Why did principle wood not like spike?
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He didn't like him... (drum roll, please)... on general principle! :)
*Waits for spontaneous applause, receives only tomatoes.*
Why was Buffy going to kill Principal Wood?
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Because he preferred Faith over her.
Why did he?
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Cause Faith played in his favourite movie "Bring it on"
Why did the MAYOR love faith?
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Becasue he was a man OF faith.
{Ducks tomatoes thrown by crowd who has turned from Heather...}
How did Andrew close the seal?
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He used some sticky tape.
What was Spike really doing when Xander thought he was exercising?
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practising the worm
why was buffy invisable?
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Because she had been ignored by Spike time and again?
Why was Spike ignoring her?
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becuase he had his eye set on angel
why dose angels hair stand that way
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Because he violated the rights of the Goddess of Combing, and was therefore punished to forever have poofy hair that stands straight up. So now all say, "Angel is the punishment of Crinia."
Why was the mayor allways so darned cheerfull?
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Because he knew he had a sneaky future and he counted his blessings.
(that didnt came out right, did it? my attempts at puns always fail miserably :( )
What did the Major give Faith?
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a bag of toffees.
how did faith swop bodies with buffy?
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Because she wanted to have sex with Angel, make him lose his soul and stake him, in that order.
Why did Faith get to like Angel?
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I realize its the wrong answer game, but that wasn't the question...its not WHY it is HOW...
She used the handy ziplock seal on Buffy's side to swap their internal organs.
I'll let Ally's question stand...
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Oops! :oops:
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she always falls for the dark, brooding, in-love-with-someone else types
why did harmony and xander hate each other so much?
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Because secretly they had feelings for each other.
How did Harmony call Spike?
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"Here Kitty-Kitty."
Where did Spike's Leather Jacket come from?
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When he was a child he lived in a farm and he was in love with this cow, you see, her name was Florinda. When the poor beast died of old age (or boredom, it was never known) he wanted to tribute her and take her with him everywhere he went. So there you have, Florinda's Jacket.:D
Why does he paint his nails black?
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becuase hes actyley a cloest goth
why is spike called captin paroxide
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Its just what the other gals in his hair dressing courses decided to call him.
Why does Spike always make fun of Angel's Spikey hair.
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Because he didnt want to dye it blond.
What did Angel say when he saw himself again in (enter name of Lorne's dimension)?
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hello. Do you come here often?
how did doyle show cordy he loved her just before he died?
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He wrote her a love poem and read it in a public place.
What kind of demon was Doyle?
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A Pokemon Demon
How did Doyle die?
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Drug overdose........BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD JOKE
Who Killed Darla the first time?
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Britanny Spears, who was on the quest to be the only blonde alive by killing off the rest of them...bloody stupid isn't she?
Why did Lorne leave Angel Investigations and go to Las Vegas?
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To go see the Celine Dion and Cirque Du Soleil!!!! QUEBEC PRIDE!!!!
How come Lorne can sing so well?
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Because he's a lousy dancer
What is Lorne's real name?
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Ben Cartwright (I guess this is for old people like me ;))
Why did Lorne get back to LA?
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He tried to hit on Celine Dion, didn't go well, they decided to kick him out of the State so he came back to good ol' LA...
Why did Lorne leave his family and Pylea?
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Because her mother wanted him to dance the "hit the road" dance.
Why did Spike get his soul back?
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because he beat james brown in a dance comptetion
why did glory where the same red dress all the time
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Becasue the blue one made her look fat
Who shared Glory's body?
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The crew of the Korean ship on port, I think its name was... "Kiltepritiladi"
What was Glory's complete name?
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Gladius Orinus Finius Cuncuntor.
Where did the shortened version of her name come from?