Submitted by Allyana on Sun, 08/17/2003 - 18:05
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Only WRONG ANSWERS game!!
Ok, this is very funny in Torc, so I think we can make it work here. Basically you post a question, any question (although it has to be "answerable") and the player after you answers it WRONG. Then he/she posts her own question.
For example,
Who is Dawn?
and the answer would be... I dont know...
My car's key.
Ok, hope you like this, I'll post the first question:
Why is Sunnydale called "The Hellmouth"?
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Crabs....
(PS: I liked Riley....)
Why did Spike burn up in the last episode?
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Because he refused to give up smoking.
Why did Drucilla leave Spike?
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Because she hated Spike's constant smoking which would eventually become his downfall.
Why did Amy turn herself into a rat?
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Because she secretly worshipped Snyder and wanted to look more like him.
Why did Giles polish his glasses incessantly?
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These were Watcher-issued X-Ray glasses (for inspecting potential Slayers), yet strangely they didn't seem to work when they got smudgy. Giles never wanted to miss a single curve of Buffy's potential Slayerage, even though she kept telling him that she really WAS the Slayer.
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During the cast interview on the Season 6 DVD, why was Nicholas Brendan acting like such a nervous goon up on stage? What was it the audience was hoping he'd do for them?
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They wanted him to dance while singing 'I'll never tell', but he decided he wouldnt do it if he couldnt go full monty (under age people among the audience, you see?)
What was it that Xander 'wouldnt tell'?
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That he was gay and in love with Riley instead of Anya.
What did Spike get Harmony to dress up as to fulfil his ultimate fantasy?
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Bea Arthur, of course...
Where did Cordy meet Gru?
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At Sid's house! Me and Gru are pals.
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Season 6 in particular dealt with The First. What was The First "the first" of?'
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The First in line at the new Taco Bell. Bastard got all the free Gorditas.
What was so special about Ted?
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He had a gigantic mole in the back off his head.
Why did the Watcher's Council fire Giles?
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Because it was quicker than freezing him.
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During Season 3, LABN, sometime in October, Alessa arrives at Kate and Galen's place in the middle of the night. Something has happened to Chance, and Alessa needs help fixing it. What happened to Chance?
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Yay, you've been doing your reading! :D
Chance had been turned into a puppet and was trying to make a living acting at Caritas. That was until Lorne fired him because he made his audience cry of boredom. Alessa needed a spell to make him actually funny.
What happened with Kate's spell, why did it go wrong?
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Slash Much funnier to use LABN people in this game ;)
Answer: Cause she accidently confused her spell book with a LLewelyn book (Any Wicca people will get that)
Why did Daye sleep with Marcus?
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Because she realised he had an enormous...
...potential to help out the White Hats, and it seemed a good way for her to break the ice.
Why did Victor lug around that hunking heap of stone for two millennia?
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Duh...He wanted to shed some pounds and 'The hulking around that big stone' diet was the big thing after the Atkins and California Beach diets.
Why dont Reah and Quin get along all the time?
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Because Reah is jealous of Quin, you see, she knows how Cole will look in the future.
Why do rats help Quin?
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Because she is Queen Rat (a play on Quin) and all rats must bow before her supreme power.
How were The Brotherhood defeated at the end of season three?
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When the White Hats and the Brotherhood were tied the White hats pulled a massive upset by spiking the ball and scoring the final point.
Of course the Brotherhood has vowed to crush them in next year's beach volleyball tournament.
Tash reunited with which dear companion in LA?
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She was reunited with the other remaining cast members from Blake's 7. She'd been looking for them ever since they mysteriously vanished one day. She eventually found them disguised as tramps and living on the streets to avoid the hordes of Sci-fi fans that were trying to get an autograph.
Why did Galen leave Majestic 12?
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This is a little known fact, divulged to me by Adam, in private. The truth is, Galen had proposed that Majestic 12 rename their establishment Imperial Butter. But his peers objected with, "Parkay!" They never agreed. Galen said, "Frak it," and left.
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Here's a nostalgia trip. It was, for all intents and purposes, my introduction to LABN:
Stalker was crawling out of a man-hole. He'd almost crawled onto the street when something hit him. What was it?
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Popcorn from the nearby popcorn vendor who was trying to get his attention by using unorthodox marketing methods.
Why did Sam Aubrey come to L.A.?
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Sam was looking for his wife, Jeslyn.
(Hm. Sounds like I'm sort of trapped in a wife-searching theme. But it's better than my bigger crime: all the names that start with "B" in my posts. Talk about confusing.)
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The emotions are running high. Jade has Darian chained up in the basement. She's pumping him for information--er, sucking him for information, really. She admits that she is like him: she's a half-breed.
What is Jade? Half-WHAT and Half-WHAT?
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Half-poodle half-Cocker Spaniel - also known as a cockapoo - since Jade is his trusty pet.
What happened to Ebony?
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She ran off with Ivory, together they now live in perfect harmony.
What caused the top floor of 1318 Poplar Avenue to explode at the end of Season One?
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Cause there was a gas leak and Kyle arrived and switched into demon mode...(really wrong cause chronologically doesnt make sense either...)
How did Chance and Cole become friends?
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Cole stole his girlfriend. Later, after she had dumped Cole, too, they got together to commisserate and became pals.
Where was Alessa born?
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She was born
Under a wanderin' star
She was born
Under a wanderin' star
Her stake is made for stakin'
Her knife cuts apple snacks
Her silver cross is a Watcher gift
He'll never take it back
She was born
Under a wanderin' star
A wanderin'
Wanderin star
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When Brinkley and Oz shared a table at Denny's, Oz asked about Ra. (Thanks, Dave. That means a lot to me.)
According to Brinkley, Ra became a manager for someone or someones . What became of Ra?
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Sid, that was scary. I could just hear Alessa singing that in Lee Marvin's gravelly, off-key voice...
As for Ra, he found a wormhole and travelled through it to become the god to a bunch of primitive humans on another planet.
What does Benji do with his eight-ball?
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The real answer to this question is extremely pornographic, so I'll censor myself here and leave my reply blank.
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Here's a question that thinks outside the box:
What's Robin's favorite collectable card game?
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Powerpuff Girls: Rise of the Mojo...
teehee...
Hmmm...What is the true purpose of the White Hats?
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To match our White belts and shoes.
Who dies in the climactic battle with Caine and the Cloch Cosan?
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No one, the conflict was resolved with a heated battle of Subuteo, so while a few fingers were bruised no one was actually killed.
How did Kate and Galen first meet?
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He stole her car and she kidnapped his terrier. They fell in love at the hostage swap.
What Buffy Villain visited the White Hat headquarters?
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Adam - the demonic-hybrid solider that is, not our own loveable philosopher (although they are BOTH evil) :wink:
What kind of shop does Daye run?
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An on-line dating service.
What kind of store did Kate open?
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An army surplus survival shop...
Where was Maia born?
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She was born on board the 'Titanic' while it was sinking. Given her magical abilities, Daye could teleport them both in the last minute, to save them from the tragedy, only she missed the year and appeared at the end of the century.
"Why did Alessa sleep with Delancre?"
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(Film Noir voice)
"Money, dollface. Same as anyone else."
What is the purpose of Project Mayhem?
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*looks blank* What the hell is Project Mayhem? I've searched the entire LNG site and found no references to it (apart from this question). I don't recall anything called Project Mayhem in Buffy, either. Mind you, I guess that makes answering the question really easy. :D
Uh, the purpose of Project Mayhem is to upset parents by encouraging kids to mess up their rooms.
Which planet does Mel's alien friend 'Sim' come from?
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(off topic)
Project Mayhem is a Fight Club reference.
The first rule of Project Mayhem is, we do not ask questions.
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Ah. Damn, and I've seen Fight Club too. I was so used to seeing Buffy or game-related questions that it didn't even occur to me. I thought it must have been something Adam had thought up for FL. :wink:
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Sim comes from the planet 'Bringabeeralong' near the suburb of 'Didjawannanotherbeer' :wink: @ Heather.
Why is Nikolai's car so special?
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I gets worse gas mileage than a Hummer.
Who is Major Zod Severus?
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The inventor of prawn-flavored crisps.
What does Adam sing whilst shooting at zombies in South Central?
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'I Feel Pretty' from Westside Story.
How did Victor's head become severed at the end of Season Two?
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A terrible accident involving a pair of roller skates, a row of can-can dancers and a grand piano with the top open.
For what trait is Bob best known?
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His ability to intimidate people into giving him money. For doing nothing.
How did vampire Tash die?
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I said I don't want to talk about it!
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She was running with scissors, er, wooden scissors and er, fell on them. Yeah, that's it. :)
Well, we've had LABN and FL so now I'm gonna do a SW one...
Why did Arica sneak out of Bertrayn Palace?