Submitted by Tarix Conny on Thu, 11/13/2003 - 17:34
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I was wondering what happened to the story lines game....i really missed them...i was waiting and waiting for the ball to be rolling again, indeed the ball ran out of air.
How about another, more insane storylines game, a part 3 perhaps? If something like Scary Movies can have a part three why can't the storylines game? (i just had to put that there, lol, who'd have thunk, a part three for Scary Movies? yow!)
BTW, if any of the newbies wants a real giggle check the first storylines game out, which should be in the archive, it's really funny!
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Found the link to the old one...to the first one
[url]http://www.latenightgames.com/node/88]
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The Second Storylines game is here:
http://www.latenightgames.com/node/165
By All means start a new one!
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SQUEE!!! *Does cartweehlies, avoids the muscle strength that is inevitable
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Bob the builder, one fine day, was riding his bulldozer so that he could go fix the roads, which ever road that it might be. Today in particular was quite a sunny day, and the trees were singing and the birds chirping (wat else is new), but to Bob's horror he didn't notice when his bulldozer ran over horse dung which splattered all over the road, not to mentioned the freashly cleaned bulldozer.
Oh! how much it stunk, Bob stopped the bulldozer and came down, being careful not to swear...or if he did, he did it ever so softly, when suddenly he noticed...
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That he had acutally run over a skunk too, which was adding to the stink. In order to at least cancel out some of this foul stench, Bob went off in search of some tomatos...
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still cursing under his breathe but making sure it wasn't so loud, until he heard someone "Ahem!" said a voice behind him and Bob looked around to see set his eyes on the most.....
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... beautiful 1 legged horse with dandruf he had ever seen. His eyes glazed over, he knew it, he was in love, the kind of love that makes you feel...
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...like a fresh cheese, freshly plucked from the tissue box!
"Ride with me!" Meowed the beautiful one legged horse with dandruff as it hopped majestically over to him, "We shall...
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... see if we can find a moterbike big enough for the two of us and ride off into the sunset together" crooned Bob as he casualy picked lice out of his hair.
Just then along stomped a tiny ...
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Look like of Hugh Jackman who very rudely interrupted Bob and the Dandruff Horse, whose name was found to be "Dandy".
"Hey have you seen any Vampires around here?" Screamed the little look alike, he screamed because he.....
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was starting to burn. "arghhhhh shit" he said "I forgot I'm the vampire" As he causualy burnt away to a cinder.
Bob turned from the ash to his newfound horse lover and said "you know that reminded me of a time back in my army days when I...
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was attacked by a hoard of tiny werewolves," he paused and thought for a moment. "Ok, so vampires and werewolves aren't the same thing, but they do have this in common, they both..."
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are great in bed" Bob said nodding his head with a great big smile
Dandy rose an eyebrow.
"Ummm not that I intend to ever have those experences again" Bob said trying to get himself out of the bad books.
Dandy horse started to hop away.
"Dandy don't leave me, I love...
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creamed spinach!!! I want to share it with you! And all the other wonderful things in the world. If you leave, life just won't be worth living anymore!"
Dandy turned back at these melodramatic claims, a doubtful look on her...snout. She waited for Bob to do something, but he was suddenly distracted by...
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another beautiful filly that passed by. Dandy forgotten, Bob marched happily behind this new interest.
Fat, big tears appeared in Dandy's eyes, such treachery!! But she made up her mind, she would...
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.....use the magical shoe brush and transformed herself into a bowl of chocolat pudding.
As she was starting to get used to get used to her new pudding-shape, she was.....
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taken aback by the whipped cream man. Together they combined for an enticing dish for the jolly giant about to...
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finish his steak before he started desert. The jolly giant was extremly jolly as he was on his way to the airport to pick up his unusually grumpy dwarf girlfriend. the jolly giant who's name was Grecco was very lonly without his dwarf girlfriend named Elinor so he left the desert and carried on his merry way to the airport in his new automobile a sparkling blue...
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only he was unfortunately not paying close enough attention, and accidentally rear ended a small puce sports car on the off ramp to the airport. The driver of the car was surprisingly...
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over weight because he had a overwhelming whipped cream addiction.
Grecco reversed and overtook the overweight whipped cream loving man who had by now gotten out of his car and was shaking his...
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head, by grabbing his tongue with both hands and yanking it back and forth. When he was hit, he...
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vomited out a mint first edition of Nathaniel Hawthorn's Peter Parley's Universal History for Children, at which point a very large snail with a very black megaphone as his shell slop-crawled across a page carrying the entry for...