Submitted by James_Connor on Mon, 06/20/2005 - 06:17
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ok so here is the game you basicley pick two people to fight eatch other so we will start with cgi and muppets of sorts so heres mine
Jabba the hutt VS big bird from sesame street
now all you have to do is say who wins and a reason behind winning then pick two fighters to go 1 on 1 8)
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Heh, well actually I think Big Bird would win since Jabba is basically a giant worm and hence lower down on the food chain. Big Bird would just gobble him straight up! Fight over! :D
Erm....
Kermit the Frog Vs. Yoda
(Battle of the Short Greenies!)
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Sorry, too easy. Yoda would totally kick Kermit's arse I'm afraid. All Kermit would do is screw up his face and look worried. After all the years of abuse from Miss Piggy he's pretty much had the fight knocked out of him already.
How about:
Muppet Angel vs Miss Piggy
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I really wanna say Angel, but have you seen how far Miss Piggy can throw people with just a simple backhand...im afraid this one goes to the pig...
ok a more serious one....
Scarecrow (ala Batman version) OR The Riddler?
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These are CGI or muppets? Or are you thinking of the animated versions? (I guess animated could count...)
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I'd give that one to the Scarecrow. Over the years, the riddler has demonstrated he's no fighter, he generally just gives up, but the Scarecrow is usally game to throw a punch or two.
Animal (The Muppet drummer) vs The T-Rex from Jurrasic Park.
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Here's the thing: T. rex's vision, in JP, is erroniously based on movement. Animal, from what I can tell, can't resist moving. Now, this would not be a problem except for one thing: T. rex is a carnivore.
Animal becomes a bite-sized snack, stuck in his teeth.
Let's have a fun one: Cyclops vs Wolverine. :)
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now as much as i really do want to say Cyclops, I think I gotta give this one to wolverine...he's just a more dangerous fighter.
(ok forgetting the CGI vs Muppet stuff)
Darth Maul VS Darth Tyrannus
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Darth Maul, and here's why: GOOGLE FIGHT!
Ulic Kel-Droma vs Anakin Skywalker
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Ok I waited for someone else to take this, but no one seemed to jump on it so ill answer it again
Although im a fan of Ulik Qel-Droma (with a Q btw not a K) Anakin is Anakin, and he would kick Ulik's yellow-lightsaber-wielding-ass (honestly, who has a YELLOW lightsaber....yuck)
Exar Kun VS The Fantastic Four!
(OHHHH SW Marvel Crossover!)
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The Fantastic Four hands down you got the thing force lighting wont work on him cos hes made of rock also why a saber wont cut throught him
human torce will just burn his ass
russel crow vs the pope
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You just want to see the Pope get his ass kicked, don't you?
And while our man Russel will win in the short run, the Pope will get to have the last laugh as Russell burns for all eternity while the Pope laughs at him from his air-conditioned Pope-mobile in heaven forever.
A tag-team match-up
Batman & Robin vs John Steed & Emma Peel
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ow it has to be the dynamic duo the avengers suck basicly the avengers have an umbrela , bat man has shit loads of gadgets to batman and robin
agent smith vs Mitzi Del Bra (his alter ego in priscilla queen of the desert)
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Mitzi Del Bra all the way, sort of.
Agent Smith (agent here meaning that this is Smith before his reserection) is a badass and could probably take poor ol' Mitzi down with sheer force, after Smith becomes the Anti-One, he'd try his little virus trick. That's when Mitzi triumphs. There's only so much fabulous one program can handle.
Here's an odd one:
Trevor Reznik (the Machinist) vs Leonard Shelby (Memento)
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Leonard Shelby he has the weight advantage + hes a cold blooded killa
bush vs kerry
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In a fist fight I'd have to give it to Kerry. Remember he's the one who jumped off the patrol boat and ran down a Vietcong soldier and captured him. Even though it was years ago, He could take down an "air national guardsman" any day.
One vs Two
VS
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ow thats a good one ide have to say its a draw a doubel ko as it were ,Hong Kong Phooey his cat friend has a way of gettin him out of troubel and as we all know scoobey and shaggey are the biggest bullet dogers you have ever met they are liek the road runner the fuckers wont go down
the african muppet thats Hiv posative vs elmo
if you dont know who im talkin about type hiv muppet itno googel you will see :lol:
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I'd have to say Elmo, just because he could do anything.
Why could he do anything?
Ok, SO:
Christian Bale's Batman vs Toby Maguire's Spiderman.
No bonus points for guessing which way I'd vote.