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Jeet's picture
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just wondered if anyone has any amusing oxymorons. heres a few of my faves

Microsoft works
anti missile missile
jumbo shrimp

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Kieran's picture

EASY FINAL :evil:

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Disposable_Hero's picture

Military Intelligence....a career I'm looking to go into, but which I'm always being told is a contradiction in terms...:P

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Tarix Conny's picture

Micheal Jackson the Man?

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MrDave's picture

A contradiction perhaps, but few people would claim that those two terms are "commonly used" to describe anything...no, its NOT an oxymoron.

Free Porn

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James_Connor's picture

a safebomb :wink:

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Jeet's picture

Government Organization
Head Butt
Virtual Reality

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Heather's picture

Peacekeeping Force

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Heather's picture

hehe, and on a similar note...

United Nations

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MrDave's picture

Riot Control
open standards

hehe...
American English

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Heather's picture

Ozimandius wrote:
American English

Oh, so true!! 8O

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Logan's picture

English Food

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Kieran's picture

austRAlIAn fOOtbALL :roll:

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Evalyn Toussaint's picture

canadian wit :P

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Meredith Bell's picture

LOL! Now, now children... don't make me send you to the back of the class... :P

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Kieran's picture

hOt TEAchEr

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Tarix Conny's picture

I have a feeling this is turning into a WAG game :P

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Allyana's picture

Souled Vampire

(to get it back to oxymorons. :wink: )

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Kieran's picture

fulfilling life

...just to clear the record, this is not in any way suicidal...its in response to all these "rosy-colored glass-wearing profs" who think that we live in this little utopia...just my two-cents

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Hola-Meg-a-Cola's picture

Intelligent Redneck (yes, I don't like the South :evil: )
A fair and just Boston Red Sox fan (my New York roots are showing :P )

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Kieran's picture

hehe, that was too good, too good :P
...the curse lives on :twisted:

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Hola-Meg-a-Cola's picture

There is no curse. Red Sox fans use that as an excuse on why they've sucked for the past 80-90 years :P

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Kieran's picture

oooh, heres a good one...

Boston Red Sox: World Series Champions

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Hola-Meg-a-Cola's picture

Ooo... touche... *ponders on how to follow up that*

Pedro Martinez, the next Mother Teresa (if I ever see him in the city, I will seriously come after him!!! mother fucker is going down for what he did to Zimmer!!!)

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Meredith Bell's picture

Heh, here's one-

Simple Wedding

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Jeet's picture

Almost Ready

brief speech

climb down

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Simryn's picture

a "light RP"

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Hola-Meg-a-Cola's picture

Happy goth (that's me :D )

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Meredith Bell's picture

Got a few new ones here...

Genuine Fake
Original Copy
Deafening Silence

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Sid's picture

A dull point.

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TwistedStranger's picture

Goin' for a Dune Reference here:

Sober Mentat

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