Submitted by Jeet on Tue, 12/02/2003 - 17:19
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just wondered if anyone has any amusing oxymorons. heres a few of my faves
Microsoft works
anti missile missile
jumbo shrimp
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EASY FINAL :evil:
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Military Intelligence....a career I'm looking to go into, but which I'm always being told is a contradiction in terms...:P
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Micheal Jackson the Man?
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A contradiction perhaps, but few people would claim that those two terms are "commonly used" to describe anything...no, its NOT an oxymoron.
Free Porn
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a safebomb :wink:
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Government Organization
Head Butt
Virtual Reality
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Peacekeeping Force
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hehe, and on a similar note...
United Nations
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Riot Control
open standards
hehe...
American English
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Oh, so true!! 8O
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English Food
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austRAlIAn fOOtbALL :roll:
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canadian wit :P
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LOL! Now, now children... don't make me send you to the back of the class... :P
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hOt TEAchEr
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I have a feeling this is turning into a WAG game :P
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Souled Vampire
(to get it back to oxymorons. :wink: )
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fulfilling life
...just to clear the record, this is not in any way suicidal...its in response to all these "rosy-colored glass-wearing profs" who think that we live in this little utopia...just my two-cents
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Intelligent Redneck (yes, I don't like the South :evil: )
A fair and just Boston Red Sox fan (my New York roots are showing :P )
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hehe, that was too good, too good :P
...the curse lives on :twisted:
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There is no curse. Red Sox fans use that as an excuse on why they've sucked for the past 80-90 years :P
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oooh, heres a good one...
Boston Red Sox: World Series Champions
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Ooo... touche... *ponders on how to follow up that*
Pedro Martinez, the next Mother Teresa (if I ever see him in the city, I will seriously come after him!!! mother fucker is going down for what he did to Zimmer!!!)
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Heh, here's one-
Simple Wedding
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Almost Ready
brief speech
climb down
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a "light RP"
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Happy goth (that's me :D )
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Got a few new ones here...
Genuine Fake
Original Copy
Deafening Silence
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A dull point.
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Goin' for a Dune Reference here:
Sober Mentat