Submitted by Kaarin on Mon, 06/10/2002 - 09:53
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Just found a rather hilarious article online everyone would enjoy. http://www.kbuxton.com/discordia/cultist.html
Would post it here, but the numbers won't copy, and I don't have the time to go renumber them.
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How to Be a Cultist
Very funny as always Adam, I know it's too much to ask where you find all this stuff!!
must say my favourites have to be -
Number 3: Never invoke something bigger than your head.
Number 16: When a religious artifact begins emitting light, CLOSE YOUR EYES. Thousands of cultists could be saved every year if they'd just remember this simple safety tip.
hee hee :lol:
How to Be a Cultist
Oh i read this again, reckon Serapis should have taken note of the following... (once again Adam, VERY funny!)
9: Don't gloat.
10: If you do gloat, never reveal your plans.
11: If you gloat and reveal your plans, never leave the investigators to die slowly. They don't.
12: If you gloat, reveal your plans, and leave the investigators to die slowly, don't have the audacity to look surprised when thy show up to foil you.
13: Investigators always show up at the last moment to foil you. Start a half- hour early, they hate that.
Also word to the wary -
19: During ritual sacrificing, taking bits home for later is now generally considered bad form.
23: Piety and belief are powerful things, and few forces in nature can stand against one who is true to his faith, his god, and his soul. However, it is also true that God is on the side of the heaviest artillery, so be prepared to change sides at the drop of a hat.