Submitted by Tarix Conny on Thu, 11/07/2002 - 13:45
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Ok, my turn then. :D
Person One: Oh don't, xxx, please. Sex without love is an empty experience.
Person Two: Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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Person 1: First of all, to understand how Killer the Dog died, you have to understand who Killer the Dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch terrier, and he was always ashamed of it, man. But then comes this man, Stein, a promotion guy and dog fighting coach and he buys Killer and you know what? soon Killer is good, damn good. But then, he's put up against his brother, Nibbles. And Killer is like, "Hey, man, I can't fight my own brother!" But he had to fight him anyway. And killer killed Nibbles. So that's it, then Killer started calling off all his fights, he started smoking crack and then he just lost his mind, until his heart just stopped and his tired body collapsed. Wow.
Person 2 : You know, I never thought I'd say this, but you have been smoking entirely too much reefa.
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Half-Baked.
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Person 1: Master! Broth first, or noodles first?
Person 2: No! First you must stroke the pork gently.
Person 1: Why, master?
Person 2: To show affection!
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OK...for those of you who haven't been able to find anything...the quote's from the opening lines of a Japanese "noodle western" called Tampopo. Sorry for being so obscure. I guess this opens it up to anyone's quote. have at it.
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ok i have a good one.
"No one got ahead from sitting on their behind!"
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Isn't that from Sugar & Spice? I'm guessing it might be seeing as James Marsden is in that film (aka Shaun's Hero :P) BTW, this is my fav quote from that film - "I don't know about the Hey, but the Ho was right on." :lol:
Um, I think I'm gonna wait and see if it's the right answer.
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Curse you Lou, my plans foiled again *vanishes in a smoke cloud* (IE yes it was right)
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WOOP! And you would have gotten away with it too Shaun, if it hadn't been for us pesky kids! :D
Person One: "We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack the skin. Let me ask you: what's your skin regime?"
Person Two: "My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?"
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i want to say woody allan for some reason :?
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Thats from the "Truth about Cats and Dogs"
Ha take that Lou!
ok now i have to think of one...ill go think of one now
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ok here it is!
Person one: Hey...do you want to become part of history?
Person 2: Not really.
Person 1 Well... how about for...130 bucks?
Person 2: What do I have to do?
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Did i really stump everyone? Come on, its not hard
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I didn't want to answer and make you cry, but since you forced me to on MSN, I may as well put it up here :P It was from Antitrust - another film with Ryan Phillippe, com on Shaun, give it up, he's already married :wink:
I'll put up a new quote in a min...
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Person One: "I'm studying to be a spokesmodel."
Person Two: "What is, what is a spokesmodel?"
Person One: "Um, it's just a model who speaks, you know, and she points at things like merchandise, you know, like a car or washer and dryer. Sometimes it's something really small, you know, like, like a book or fine art print."
Person Two: "They have classes for that?"
Person One: "Yeah, 'cause it's a lot harder than it looks."
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LA Story.
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Here's mine. Should be pretty easy to find, too, even though it's paraphrased.
Person 1: What's in there? What's that noise?
Person 2: It's kind of...private.
Person 1: Ahhhh...so you've found one of your father's old stag films, have ya?
Person 2: (nods, smiles nervously)
Person 1: Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?
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Is everyone thoroughly stumped again? The last line's pretty easy to find.
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Don't know about anyone else, but I'm stumped. :?
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Ok, as you suggested I searched for it. And found it. :D But i wont post the answer 'cause i havent even watched the movie!!
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Oh, the final scene alone makes it worth seeing. Those last few minutes...Go ahead and say it if you want.
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Just to clear it off the roll...the movie is "Dead-Alive" also known as Braindead and directed (and co-written) by Peter Jackson the celebrated kiwi.
I've not seen the film and had to google it to find the answer. This was a seriosuly obscure quote I have to say.
O pointy birds,
o pointy pointy,
anoint my head,
anointy-nointy
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Wow. All I did was go to the IMDB quote page. Sorry again. Should I stick within the realm of American and English movies?
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Nah, stick up whichever quotes you feel like - just don't be surprised if people have to resort to google to find out which movie you're quoting. :wink:
I try to do them by memory alone, but I have to admit to occasionally resorting to google when I spot one that sounds familiar but I just can't pin it down. When they don't even sound familiar I leave it for someone else, since it's meant to be a memory game rather than a "how well can you search the internet" game.
If there's a stumper up there, sooner or later someone will give in and google it. :)
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Oh God! It took me aaaages to figure out where I'd heard this quote, it was so familiar it was driving me crazy but I kept thinking it was from LA Story. :? It was in fact from another Steve Martin film The Man With Two Brains.
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"I'm ready to quit this dump, I really am. Ray won't let me wear my glasses on stage, then Ian gets pissed because I can't do any of the tricks, I mean I'm only legally blind. I could understand if I wanted to wear my glasses on my tits, but nobody in this dump is looking at my face anyway."
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Desperately Seeking Susan
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This is a long bit of dialogue, but it's my favorite scene, so there. It's a nice, clean British movie this time.
Person 1: Jesus, that wasn't too bad, was it?
Person 2: When the bottle in my arse has contracted, I'll let you know.
Person 3:(Person 4) , see what we've got.
Person 4: Let's have a butcher's, eh?
[As he inspects their loot]
Person 4: We've hit the jackpot, lads! We've got God-knows-how-much of this stinking weed, a shitload of cash... and a traffic warden.
Person 1: What?
[Person 4 holds up an unconscious man]
Person 1: Jesus, (Person 2), we've got a traffic warden!
Person 4: I think he's still alive -- he's got claret coming out of him somewhere. What did they want with a traffic warden?
Person 3: I don't know, but I don't think we need him! Knock him out and dump him at the lights!
Person 4: Knock him out? What'd ya mean, knock him out? Knock him out with what?
Person 3: I don't know! Use your imagination!
[Person 4 punches the Traffic Warden, who moans in pain.]
Person 1: Don't touch him up! Knock him out!
Person 4: I'll knock you out in a minute! Look, you want to knock him out? *You* knock him out.
Person 3: I fucking hate traffic wardens.
[After a pause, (Person 3) and (Person 1) jump into the back of the van with (Person 4); all three proceed to batter the Traffic Warden senseless.]
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easy mate lock stock and two smoeking barrels
not let me think of one :wink:
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Person 1: Well, imagine the odds, me and my crew was just out getting' some Mongolian barbecue and we stumble across your ol' weak ass ride.
Person2 : Did you leave any food in Mongolia
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Took me a little.
Be Cool
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Oh!: Here's one just in time for Halloween:
"Don't expect it to tango. It has a broken back."
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Ick, I so couldn't get this so I had to google it - turns out I don't think I'd WANT to have seen this movie :D It's called The Re-Animator from a series of dark-horror-comedy films of a similar name.
"In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a freak! I get within ten feet of anything dead, and I go into seizures, I touch anyone, and a whole lifetime of shit flashes in front of my eyes!"
This just seemed quite apt concidering some of the characters in LABN :twisted:
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It is one of a trilogy of films based on H.P. Lovecraft's stories and they are all of them creepy, funny, and campy at the same time. Worth seeing them all.
Reanimator(1985)
From Beyond (1986)
Necronomicon (1994)
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This was from the remake of Thirteen Ghosts from a few years back. It had some pretty cool stuff in it, but was ultimately a flawed film in that the gore was too over the top for the story...it just left you feeling exhausted and not thrilled.
A good quote for the Halloween season too!
What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere
What's this? There's white things in the air
What's this? I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming
Wake up, Jack! This isn't fair! What's this?
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I want to say Tim Burton's: Nightmare Before Christmas - well okay I AM saying it but I'm just not sure whether it's right.
Oh and I wasn't saying the re-animator looked like a bad film, just that from what I read it seemed very... um... icky. 8O
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You're right, sweetie. I recognised it as being the theme when Jack gets to see Christmas Town for the first time.
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Woop! Go me! :D Uh, okay, new quote...
Person One: "We're just a couple of spinster ladies."
Person Two: "Spending a quiet evening at home."
Person Three: "Sucking the lives out of little children!"
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OFF-TOPIC:
There were also two sequels to Reanimator:
Bride of Reanimator
Beyond Reanimator
The last one was a Sci-fi Channel original or some tripe like that, but I felt it should be included because it continues the story. And yes, Lou, they are icky on the sort of scale that only Peter Jackson ever aspired to. That is to say, really f**king icky.
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Okay kids, back to Live Action.
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haha lou i love that movie its hocus pocus insent it the 3 whitch sisters i rember seein that on vidoe when i was just a welp of a lad
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ok this is another quoat from hocuspocus that i love
Allison: I like your costume, Dani.
Dani: Thank you! I really like yours too. Of course, I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any - what do you call them, Max? Yabbos?
Dani: Max likes your yabbos... in fact, he loves them!
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now for the real one
Person 1: Are you still a road dog, "Person 2"?
Person 2: Nah. The last tour I did was ten years ago. It was Aerosmith, but they've gone and cleaned up their act. It's all wheatgrass juice and fuckin' pumpkin seeds. I hope you guys are still crazy, or I'm outta here.
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Still Crazy
Here's mine:
"DANISH SCUM! DANISH SCUM!"
I'll tell you this much: it's a foreign film.
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It rang no bells at all with me, so I Googled the answer. I've never even heard of the series, but maybe someone else has stumbled across it. (Perhaps Christoffer knows it? :wink:)
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Can I buy a vowel?
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I think I'll cheat, and answer anyway. :)
Riget I (the Kingdom)
Person One: You kill anybody?
Person Two: A few cops.
Person One: No real people?
Person Two: Just cops.
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That's an easy one, it's from Resevoir Dogs - I think it's Mr White and Mr Pink talking, but I'm not sure about that last one. :?
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Yep. Mr. White and Mr. Pink.
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Cool! :D
"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"
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I'll give you a clue.
"Argh Matey!"
That's it. :twisted:
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Pirates of the Carribean?
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Yeeeehaaaaaa!
Er, I mean, yes. :D