Submitted by Tarix Conny on Thu, 11/07/2002 - 13:45
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Ok, my turn then. :D
Person One: Oh don't, xxx, please. Sex without love is an empty experience.
Person Two: Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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Are you trying to start a new theme of old Arnie movies, Dave? :wink:
That one is Conan the Barbarian.
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Person 1: Person 2, how much time?
Person 2: Plenty, 26 minutes!
Person 1: We're not leaving!
Person 2: We're not?
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i want to say stargate for some reason
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Nope, sorry. Not Stargate. Try again. :)
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Hmmm, that sounded familiar, I'm pretty sure it's from Aliens, person one is Ripley and she's talking to Bishop.
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Yeah, it's aliens, Louisa; now that you mention it, I remember that scene.
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Woo hoo! Go me! *Does Happy Dance*
Okay... here's another -
Person One: "I will never allow my daughters to marry into this jungly family of half-breeds."
Person Two: "Well they may be half-bred, but at least they're not friggin' inbred like those two monstrosities!"
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hahah east is east think that film is funny as fuck
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Person : I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Nice little prelude to Batman: Begins there, bro-- we are indeed seeing Christian Bale as the ever-charming Patrick Bateman in the fantastic American Psycho.
Person: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the sholder of Orion. I watched sea beams glitter in the darkness at Tan Hauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.
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That would be Ruger Haur's character, Roy Batty, his last words in Bladerunner
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Person One: Anybody know you're here?
Person Two: Nobody. Not a soul, except, uh...
Perosn One: Who?
Person Two: Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know. But the liquor store guy... he knew.
Person One: In other words, the whole town knows you're here! Get out!
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Oh! That's from Who Framed Roger Rabbit! The scene where Roger shows up at Eddie Valiant's office. :D
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Person One: "She's got an awfully large Chest to be going to church."
Person Two: Well, All Chests are equal in the eyes of God."
And, same film different quote... (love this line ;))
"There's a goat over there. Go improve your love life."
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I know this! "Far and Away" with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. Watched it about a month ago in U.S. History. Thank you, Mr. McCarthy 8)
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Quote time, be-otches:
"You love acting, I love pissing."
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Ugh, Little Nicky - which proves that The Wedding Singer is THE only Adam Sandler movie worth watching :x
"I think we can't go around measuring our goodness by what we don't do - by what we deny ourselves, what we resist and who we exclude. I think we've got to measure goodness by what we embrace, what we create and who we include."
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Ah, Chocolat I love that film. I had been raving about it to Heather and we managed to catch it one night and she fell in love with it too.
If you've never seen this next film, it is worth seeing if only for some of the offbeat dialog. The film opens and closes with narration:
"On September 3rd 1973, at 6:28pm and 32 seconds, a bluebottle fly capable of 14,670 wing beats a minute landed on Rue St Vincent, Montmartre. At the same moment, on a restaurant terrace nearby, the wind magically made two glasses dance unseen on a tablecloth. Meanwhile, in a 5th-floor flat, 28 Avenue Trudaine, Paris 9, returning from his best friend's funeral, Eugène Colère erased his name from his address book. At the same moment, a sperm with one X chromosome, belonging to Raphaël Poulain, made a dash for an egg in his wife Amandine. Nine months later,
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Is that Ameile?
BTW, the Author of the book Chocolat was at my graduation ceremony! :D
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Bah! I have this on video, and since Dave wasn't giving me the easy way out by just telling me :P I decided to check for myself. Whaddaya know? It was the opening narrative!
Okay, so here's a new quote...
Person One: "In a law firm you may want to re-think your wardrobe a little."
Person Two: "Well as long as I have one ass instead of two I'll wear what I like if that's all right with you? You might want to re-think those ties."
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Oh, I know that one. That's Erin Brockovich.
BTW, sorry about the Ameile thing, but since it was right there didn't seem to be any point to saying anything. Usually a response is only required when the guess is wrong (like Jamie's Stargate guess for Aliens). In fact, we'd been wondering why you hadn't put up a new quote yet. :)
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Person 1: Do you realise that we only make love twelve times a year?
Person 2: Once a month is not too bad!
Person 1: I mean, twelve times in one night. And then, for the rest of the year - nothing!
Person 2: Tell me, on that one night does he eat anything especial? Oysters? Raw eggs?
Person 1: Garlic. A lot of garlic.
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I'm pretty sure this is wrong but...Annie Hall?
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You're correct - that's entirely wrong. :)
No, not Annie Hall. I'm surprised this is still up here - it was such an easy one, I thought.
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:lol: 'Zorro, The Gay Blade' - who'd have thought George Hamilton could be so funny? :lol:
Person One: "All right, now the sun sets in the East, right?"
Person Two: "No! The sun sets in the West."
Person One: "That's if your *in* the East, but we are way out West now, so we are past where the sun sets."
Person Two: "You can't be *past* where the sun sets, and if you think you can, then I am directly South of an idiot!"
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City Slickers II. I knew I'd seen it before.
Here's mine:
"The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off."
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thats well easy snatch
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Hmmm, it sounds like you have the right movie - George Hamilton was certainly in it. But it wasn't called Zorro, The Gay Blade. It was called Zorro Swings Again.
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Right, some searching around on the internet unearthed this funky little factoid. :)
Zorro, the Gay Blade
...aka Zorro Swings Again (Australia)
1981
And now that I think about it, Dave and I have talked about various movies at various times and I seem to recall this one came up as having an alternative title, but it was so long ago I'd forgotten. So I guess you got it right on a technicality. :wink:
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mystery man : Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
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Oh, Dude... that's the Big Lebowski. John Goodman's character said that, I'm pretty sure. The whacked-out Vietnam vet who never really left the jungles.
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Person One: You look beat. Soft mattress?
Person Two: Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep.
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Oh! Oh! That was from Wedding Crashers - saw it on the air flight going on holiday! :D
"I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something: I am God."
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No idea on that one. I'm pretty sure I'd remember a speech that long, so it's likely a movie I haven't seen. But to digress back to Wedding Crashers:
Apart from the utter hilarity of the movie (I think I hurt myself watching it), did you know a lot of it was filmed in Maryland? That schooner - the Woodwind II - is a real schooner. They do cruises out of Annapolis on the Chesapeake Bay (which also got a lot of film time) and Dave and I have been on it twice. :D Just a bit of trivia I had to share.
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As for the quote.
I think this is Alec Baldwin's character in Malice
Let me think about a new one...
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*steals initiative*
Person One: A man should keep himself clean, not have slaves do it.
Person Two: And how's he supposed to scrape his own back?
Person One: He gets his brother to do it.
Person Two: If he hasn't got a brother?
Person One: He gets his son.
Person Two: If he hasn't got a son?
Person One: Gets his friend.
Person Two: And if he hasn't got a friend?
Person One: Then he should go and hang himself.
Person Two: I've tried it. Better to have a slave scrape your back.
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I Claudius (Or, for those who are really anal about it, [i]I CLAVDIVS)
Here's my next one:
"The (Name left out for being a dead giveaway) not only types, it excretes two different types of intoxicating fluids if it likes what you're writing"
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Naked Lunch
David Cronenberg, 1991
I think.
Dude 1: Where's Spoon?
Dude 2: There is no Spoon.
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Off Topic
Yep. Impressive.
Back to live action...
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thats easy dog soilders :wink:
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person 1: David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name.
person 2: It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint.
person 1: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?
person 2: That's right, yes.
Person 1: What was he the saint of?
person 2 : He was the patron saint of quality footwear.
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This...Is...SPINAL TAP! :)
On a scale of 1 to 10, that movie's an 11
Here's my quote:
Person 1: "I wanted to understand as much as I could about the procedure as possible... I think it's important for my job to understand the inner workings of the work that we do, well not that I do, but the work that is done by people where I also work...the work of my colleagues."
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AH! I saw this movie last night! 'The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind'. Good movie, but a little weird, I think I need to watch it a second time to understand what was going on properly. :?
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This is more like a passage than a quote but I love it so much I had to put the whole thing. :D
Person One: "In Russia there is no work for women. Sometimes you get thrown into something. You don't know how it's going to-"
Person Two: "-Here we go!"
Person One: "What?"
Person Two: "No, go on, I've actually been looking forward to this bit."
Person One: "What?"
Person Two: "About... how it's so hard in Russia in winter that we have to eat each other, how it's so cold that we have to go to England and shag people just to keep warm."
Person One: "I'm just saying, life there for women is very hard."
Person Two: "No, I'm sure it is."
Person One: "The rest of the world is not like St. Albans."
Person Two: "Well thank Christ for that!"
And also, from the same movie...
Person One: "What is 'shag'?"
Person Two: "What?"
Person One: "'Shag'? What is 'shag'?"
Person Two: "Look it up in the dictionary. While you're there look up 'woman who has sex for money' and see what it says."
Person One: "(Person Two) I know I have hurt you but you cannot just insult me."
Person Two: "That's where you're wrong, I think I can, I think I can JUST insult you. In fact, I think if I were to do nothing BUT insult you from here to the police station that would still be okay!"
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mmmm, Birthday Girl? is it called like that in English, right? They called it 'Ruleta Rusa' (Russian Roulette) in Spanish... yeah. I know. :roll:
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Yep, that's right. :D
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:D
Person 1: Do you think that the government is winning the battle against terrorists?
Person 2:On yes. Our morale is much higher than theirs, we're fielding all their strokes, running a lot of them out, and pretty consistently knocking them for six. I'd say they're nearly out of the game.
Person 1:But the bombing campaign is now in its thirteenth year ...
Person 2:Beginner's luck.
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Oooh, ooh, I know that one.
That's from the opening scenes in Brazil. :) Gotta love Terry Gilliam. I still haven't seen Brothers Grimm yet, but I'm hoping we'll manage it this weekend before we fly out to London. :D
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'You nasty thing from beyond the dead,
no matter what you think or do,
good things will never come to you.
And if evil is your black design,
you can bet the goodness of the Light Ones...
...will kick your bad behind'?
For chrissake! That's it? That's the chant against evil from the "Book of Souls"? Oh yeah, right, boss. And what kind of decoder ring comes with that, man? Shit, it don't even rhyme well!
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bubbha ho tep bruce cambeel playing the king