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Meredith Bell's picture

I'm sure I can remember starting something like this before the Purge... *holds hand on heart*

Anyway, re-inspired by Saadia's LABN Quiz game, I thought it would be fun to have a quiz devoted to which character said what. At the least it should be a bit of fun, at most it will get people to go back and read some of the older posts to find the answers :D

Okay this game runs just like the Buffy Quote Quiz, give a quote and the other person has to say who said it (you can give a brief context if you like - it's up to you, at the least say which season/mid season it was from)

For Example: "What's an Undesirable anyway?" Answer: Jade, Season One

Okay, here we go...

Person One: “Those things are gonna kill ya, you know?”

Person Two: “No, working here will do that. I’m telling you, if one more chaos demon grabs my arse I’m gonna curse the seven plagues of Egypt upon him”.

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Kaarin's picture

Person One is Bob, Person two is Kate, season one. Kate was being told that Stalker stopped by to look for her. Anyone else up for Bob-kabob all the sudden?

Can't resist beating someone else to this one. :)

"Look, mommy, I see stars."

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Heather's picture

Oh, that was Talhu, Season One... outside Club Asylum. hehe

And one of my personal favourites:

"We who are about to die, salute you!"

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Meredith Bell's picture

That was Victor in Season One - the first time he and Tash... you know...? :D

“Ah woud like to begin wid someting a little mo sophisticated, but I is a real stickler fo the classics!”

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Heather's picture

That was Anubis as he was starting his torture sessions with Kate. Personally, I would have thought having to type his accent was torture enough...

And Lou, you were close - Victor didn't say that the FIRST time... it was the time after they were returning from the recce at Pasadena (via a visit to Tempest).

“Don’t ever fall in love with a demon. No matter how much he says he loves you, he can never let go of his true nature."

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Meredith Bell's picture

Oh I know that's Yvonne, the twins mother in Season One. She was talking to Tash before she died during the attack at Pasadena.

“You’re a liar! How can you stand there and lie to me like that? I’ve seen the way you look at each other, I saw you just now! All touching and gazing into each other’s eyes."

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Heather's picture

Inanna in Mid-Season, to Kate about Galen, only three weeks after the death of Luc. (What a slut that Kate was... :wink: )

Person 1: "What does your heart tell you? I sense some confusion."
Person 2: "Calling it 'some confusion' is probably gonna win you the understatement of the year award."

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Meredith Bell's picture

Person one is Matthias, Person 2 is Jade - season one, when Jade was dumping Matthias because she was also dating Sorrow at the same time... seeing a pattern here... :D

"I don't care if you are the unholy damned, sister, that outfit with those shoes - never gonna work!"

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Jessica Travers's picture

That was Kate to Jem when Jem & co. trashed XY in Season 1.

"Remember me? This is my much more aggressive and angry friend,"

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Meredith Bell's picture

That was Victor in season one - the attack on the Beazor - the 'friend' in question being Tempest...

“By the way I feel obliged to inform you that this might hurt...a lot."

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Kaarin's picture

Serapis talking to Galen in season one, shortly before starting a reaming session.

“It’s starting to look like a Depends commercial around here.”

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MrDave's picture

Galen talking about the rapidly aging voodoo cult that had captured Tash

"Man's fate is like that of the animals; the same fate awaits them both. As one dies, so dies the other. All have the same breath; man has no advantage over the animal. In the end everything is meaningless."

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Kaarin's picture

Actually it was Daye, not Galen. Galen's reaction was "Holy jumpin' mother of God in a sidecar with chocolate jimmies and a lobster bib!"

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Meredith Bell's picture

In answer to DAVE'S quote - that was Tempest in season one - the scene where he and Tash first meet.

“I take no pleasure in taking life if it’s from a person who doesn’t care about it…”

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Kaarin's picture

Serapis in season one, proving that he's a demented bastard while talking to Kate.

"Honestly, it was really great; lots of sun, surf, sand and fun. Add to that no demons, vampires, crazed warlocks, or any other life threatening events, and you have the perfect holiday."

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Jadyn's picture

daye, talking to kate at the supermarket before their shopping spree.

"if you paid as much attention to your security protocols and procedures as you just did to my cleavage, i'm sure you're every bit the competent expert tash claims you are."

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Meredith Bell's picture

LOL, Know this one because I was gonna use it myself. It was Jade - politely refusing Ian's advances in Season One.

"I always know who I can trust. I've always been told what an excellent judge of character I am, and Kate you are a nice normal girl, I can tell."

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MrDave's picture

That was Mr. Edwina White talking to Kate about "Mr. Smith" aka Stalker early in Season 1.

Person 1: I know this might not be the most appropriate time, but have I ever told you that I love you?

Person 2: You might have mentioned it but I never mind hearing it again.

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Meredith Bell's picture

Person 1 is Sorrow, Person 2 is Jade in Mid Season One - Jade had just saved Sorrow from the lava pool in the tomb of booby tricks :D

“Does this look like an employment agency to you? Do you think we’re in the habit of working for prey like you? We’re hunters. We have people like you for dinner, and lunch, and breakfast. Sometimes even in between meal snacks.”

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MrDave's picture

That was Jem to Brother Wyatt when he approached the Black Jems with a "proposition"

On a side note: This is fun to see some of the wonderful stuff from the board separated from the distractions of the story...You really get to see some fantastic throw-away lines that might have gone unnoticed.

I love this one for example (and it is one of many):

*Yep! I’m just another mindless twat who’s decided to wander in the park in the middle of the night all on my little lonesome. Oh hello Mr tall dark and handsome, I’m just going to blush now!*

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Meredith Bell's picture

That was Reanna in Season Two, the night in the park where she met Jess.

And yeah Dave I agree that all these one-lines tend to get glossed over when reading a post - seeing them stand on their own really highlight's their comic potential/ meaningfulness...

Person 1: "How was your weekend?"
Person 2: “Just peachy, I really enjoy playing your secretary.”

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Heather's picture

Person 1 = Daye
Person 2 = Mrs Wyldling

Daye had just returned from a weekend away with Drew, while Luc was frantically trying to reach her to tell her about Kate's kidnapping.

"The other night we were out hunting and we came across this woman, usual thing; torture, eat, kill..."

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MrDave's picture

That was a couple of the BlackVeins talking about thier night out when they encountered Jade and Sorrow.

"Do you wish to be forced into the form of a housecat for the next century?"

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Meredith Bell's picture

Aetolus in Season One warning Kain to stay in his place.

"What are you doing here? Is there something wrong? Some sort of earth shattering crisis?"

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Heather's picture

Daye to Kate during Kate's astral travelling, trying to break Daye out of her dream state.

“Yep. Great fun had by all. Reverend Sander’s wife got the spirit and smacked Miss Walters right in the face. I suspect the spirit knows the good Rev is smacking Miss Walters on his own.”

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Meredith Bell's picture

Chinaka in Season Two, talking to Parasol about her trip to church that day.

Person 1: “Maybe… we should… slow down”

Person 2: "We waited... didn't we?"

Person 1: "Longest 48 hours of my life!"

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Heather's picture

Person 1 = Galen
Person 2 = Kate
In early Season Two, just after the disastrous evening with Daye and Drew where Ryan crashed the party... And this time Galen turned off his phone. :wink:

Person 1: It’s the only way to finish my job. Kill all the monsters. All of them…

Person 2: Including Victor?

Person 1: Including Victor.

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Meredith Bell's picture

HA Heather trying to be sneaky with that one!! :P Person One was Tash, albeit being controlled by the shards, Person Two was also Tash, this time, her rational, unaffected mind. This was in Season One returning to Bibliophile after the attack on the house at Pasadena.

"The truth is often the hardest reality to accept, even if it is what we want to believe."

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Heather's picture

Matthias in Season One, talking to Luc after they'd been up all night dampening shards recovered from the raid on the Pasadena house.

"You will pay for it for years. You won’t let it go. You’ll beat yourself up for…Whoa! Watch where you are going!"

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Meredith Bell's picture

Hehe I remember that one was Victor's inner demon, berating him (as usual) just after Victor had stolen a car and proceeded to follow Galen.

“Stones of Bishamon, never leave home without them.”

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Heather's picture

Luc in Season One, as he and Kate headed to Bibliophile after leaving Cassy and Celia at the hospital.

"You will double your watch starting right now. And if I catch any of you vamps snacking on the patrons, you are fired. Literally. I'll torch you myself!"

...I love this game. I'm going back and finding gems I'd forgotten about completely.

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Meredith Bell's picture

Heh, I know Heather, that's what I love about this game, you go back and read the old posts, I always forget how good some of our early stuff was.

In answer to your quote, that was Paul at the Beazor Complex in Season One, shouting at Kain's men about the amount of break in's recently.

“He’s in one of my seminar classes. He wants to get a good grade, so he’s willing to help me impress you.”

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Firefly's picture

Hah! Triumph! I had to go searching for this one, and I wrote it. This is fun, though. You even find some great lines you didn't know you'd written.

This one is Drew speaking to Daye when they are out on their first date. It's Season 1, and they are going dancing. Drew is referring to the burly bouncer who lets them in ahead of the line of people waiting outside.

Thanks, Louisa.

Nothing appears closer to one's heart than "alone."

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Meredith Bell's picture

Although no one actually 'said' that or 'thought' it I'll have to say it was Sam's internal dialogue as he awoke in Midseason One after finding Kimmie gone and his bed empty.

"I have been working my fingers to the bone in some crummy bar downtown serving ACTUAL Bloody Mary’s to a bunch of vampires!! Believe me this is a step UP from the gutter!”

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Meredith Bell's picture

*sigh* either you guys are really lazy or just trying to get me to snap :P

That was Kate in season one, justifying to Luc why she concidered the job at XY to be a positive thing.

"You were arrested last night, I don’t think they’re going to expect you to be at work on time.”

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Kaarin's picture

Can't speak for anyone else, but I'm just lazy. :)

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Soulless Zombie's picture

And I'm slotful, I'm slothful. Anyone Sleepy? How about Sneezy?

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MrDave's picture

Then both of ya are slackers! That was so easy I didn't even have to look it up...

Kate to Galen when she bails him out of jail.

"Murderer, Murderer, Murderer"

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Heather's picture

Hehe, another easy one. Didn't have to look that one up, either.

That was Hesch's cab as possessed by Madeleine, muttering as Hesch turned the engine over.

Hmm, I have to come up with a new one now, don't I?

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Kaarin's picture

I may be a slacker, but only because I have excellent slackmasters to study under. :)

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Heather's picture

Right, here's the new quote...

"Oh and were you always this annoying? Wait, you were.”

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Soulless Zombie's picture

I'm not lazy. I'm not even playing this game. Unless that makes me lazy. Okay, I'll stop littering up this thread with non-game stuff. I just popped in to say HI.

"Hi."

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Meredith Bell's picture

In answer to HEATHER'S post (:P to Sid) That was Black Jem to Mantheana in Midseason One, when they both meet at Bob's bar.

“You might find this hard to believe, but I’m a Federal agent. Shooting me will not look good.”

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Kaarin's picture

Galen, trying to talk his way out of trouble in the middle of Jade's apartment after having blown the lock off.

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

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Meredith Bell's picture

That was Victor in season one, making an inappropriately timed joke about how to deal with Serapis and his followers

Person 1: “Uh…I’m looking for some books”

Person 2: “Well, then, I suppose a bookshop is a good place to be.”

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Meredith Bell's picture

*Grits teeth and smiles sweetly* Since no one seems to be able to answer that really, really easy quote, here's the answer - person 1 was Drew, person 2 was Daye - the first time they met.

*sigh* here we go again and if no one gets this, heads will roll! :D

“’Sure, Sam, it’s okay that you didn’t finish. Oh? My girlfriend told you to? Hey, no problem. Here, let me give you a raise.’”

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MrDave's picture

That was Sam speaking uncharacteristically in the third person becasue he is mimicing Victor. He said that to Tash while seriously sleep deprived.

'Section 93.3: if a v-wish results in the summoning of a human being meant to unwittingly exact said v-wish upon the...Stated target thingie, the human himself cannot be allowed to summon the same v-demon to exact vengeance of his own. See Section 84.3'

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Meredith Bell's picture

Heh that was the vengence demon Killroy explaining the finer points of vengence to Hesch.

"And now, you're stuck with this… how do you say...? Ugmo."

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MrDave's picture

Mantheana to Jem in a major bitchfest at Bob's Bar

"You just thought you would ruin TWENTY-FIVE YEARS OF PLANNING!”

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Meredith Bell's picture

That was Serapis in Season One shouting at Thalia after she tried to snatch Kate outside XY without Serapis's say so.

"Most people would be a bit flummoxed from having been trapped in a warped Midsummer Nights’ Dream.”

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MrDave's picture

Drew said that to Daye shortly after he helped rescue her from her dream prison.

"Just one...the little girl. She’s the tastiest one, I'm sure. No, better yet! The priest. Like a deep red wine he'll be. All that guilt and frustration at being so pious."

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