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person 1 = jonathan, person 2 = andrew, from the episode "grave".

person 1: it's nice to watch you be happy. for them, even. i don't see it a lot. you glow.
person 2: that's because the dress is radioactive.

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Jadyn's picture

Ok, got one.

Person 1: I wish you felt the pain of a thousand searing pokers boiling your heart in its own juices.
Person 2: I know, honey. I totally deserve that.
Person 1: I wish you had tentacles where your beady eyes should be!

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Allyana's picture

Those are Anya and Xander when she was unsuccessfully trying to curse him after he left her. Cant remember the name of the episode, though... Entropy! :D

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Allyana's picture

Person 1: See what you get for taking French instead of Sumerian?

Person 2: What was I thinking?

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Meredith Bell's picture

Tee hee, that was Xander's helpful suggestion to Buffy in the episode 'Primeval'.

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Meredith Bell's picture

Okay, here's a new one -

PERSON ONE: "Don't let me interrupt. Wait, let me interrupt. I'm in a hurry."

PERSON TWO: "What do you need?"

PERSON ONE: "Psych class. Freud and Jung. Book me."

PERSON TWO: "Happily."

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Allyana's picture

Ok, so we're resurrecting quote threads. It's time for this one :)

Those are Cordelia and Giles, can't remember the name of the episode though...

Person 1: We're not supposed to...

Person 2: Exemption for impending death situation.

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Meredith Bell's picture

I believe that was Willow and Xander in 'Lovers Walk' just before they kiss and Cordelia and Oz arrive to rescue them.

Person One: "So, does looking at guns really make girls wanna have sex? That's scary."
Person Two: "Yeah, I guess."
Person One: "Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?"
Person Two: "I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."

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Kaarin's picture

That's Cordelia and Xander, while in the middle of breaking in to a military base to get something with which to kill the Judge. :)

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Kaarin's picture

"You were right, all along, about everything.... Well, no, you weren't right about your mother coming back as a pekinese."

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Meredith Bell's picture

That was Giles (*swoon*) talking to the guy Carlyle on the phone in that episode with the giant praying She-mantis, Teachers Pet, I believe. :D

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Meredith Bell's picture

Person One: "Duh! I mean, guys'll do anything to impress a girl. I-I once drank an entire gallon of Gatorade without taking a breath."
Person Two: "It was pretty impressive. Although later there was an ick factor."

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Allyana's picture

That's Xander, as usual, talking to Buffy and Willow in 'Angel'.

Ok, this is from "Angel", but I love it:

Person one: "Why is it always virgin women who have to do the sacrificing?"
Person two:"For purity, I suppose."
Person one:"This has nothing to do with purity. This is all about dominance, buddy. You can bet if someone ordered a male body part for religious sacrifice the world would be atheist (snaps fingers) like that."

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Allyana's picture

So? Nobody's bothered to at least google it?

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Meredith Bell's picture

Yes, I googled it (since I never got the op to watch much Angel.) Person One is Cordelia and Person Two is Wesley from the episode 'The Shroud of Rahmon'

And BTW I have to add just how sad it is to see practically all of my favourite Buffy websites have closed down. :cry:

Person One: "Didn't we, um, do this street already?"
Person Two: "Funny thing about vamps. They'll hit a street even after you've been there. It's like they have no manners."

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Heather's picture

That sounds like Riley and Buffy, but I'd need to double-check to be sure (and god knows which ep it's from, but probably Season 4 if it is Riley and Buffy).

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Heather's picture

Okay, so I was wrong. It's Faith and Buffy (but still Buffy talking to a relative newb in the vamp hunting, which was why I thought of Riley). The ep is "Faith, Hope and Trick".

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Heather's picture

Here's an easy one (but we want the ep title as well as who said it).

Things involving the computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such, I'd be more in my element.

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That was Giles in 'I robot, you Jane'.

This one is for Lou :wink: ...

"Oh, I would kill to live in L.A. That close to that many shoes?"

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Meredith Bell's picture

Curse you Ally :twisted: I believe that was Cordelia back when she was actually being nice to Buffy on her first day of school. I'm guessing it must be from 'Welcome to the Hellmouth - Part One'

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Meredith Bell's picture

"The fire's not cooperating. It's comforting to know that I lack the culinary finesse of the caveman."

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Heather's picture

I believe that was Xander having issues with the beach bbq in, uh... Buffy vs Dracula? I think...

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Meredith Bell's picture

Correct-a-mundo!

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Heather's picture

Oh good. I was pretty sure of the scene but I wasn't sure if it was the first ep of S5 or not... But it's bedtime now so I'll put up a new quote tomorrow.

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Heather's picture

This is a fun one...

I could do anything I want, and instead, I choose to pout and whine and feel the burden of slayerness? I mean, I could be rich, I could be famous, I could have anything. Anyone. Even you, Spike. I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.And you know why I don't? Because it's wrong.

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Meredith Bell's picture

Haha, that's the one where Faith and Buffy switch bodies, uh, umm, I can't remember the name of the ep, lemme check...Who Are You? - Season 4. :D

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Meredith Bell's picture

"I'm sorry, but let's not forget that I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying 'I told you so' long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say, 'Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!'"

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Allyana's picture

That's Xander, when they were planning to kill Angelus in Season Two. 'Passion'

Ok, this one is easy, but I just couldnt resist, :D

Person one: "Should've known it wasn't blondie behind the wheel. She'd never throw down like that."
Person Two: "Oh, you
have been away."

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Heather's picture

hehe That's from Dirty Girls with Spike and Faith, talking about the time when Faith and Buffy had swapped bodies and she'd said that stuff about popping like warm champagne, etc. :)

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Heather's picture

Another pretty easy one.

Person 1: You know, I started it. The whole having a soul. Before it was all the cool new thing.
Person 2: Oh, my god, are you twelve?

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Allyana's picture

Pretty easy and yet nobody answered it in a month! I guess it got lost in LAbn ether... :D

Those are Angel and Buffy in Chosen when he was complaining about not being the only souled vampire anymore, pretty funny. Ok, new one.

Person 1: It'll save you.
Person 2: It'll kill you.

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