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person 1 = jonathan, person 2 = andrew, from the episode "grave".

person 1: it's nice to watch you be happy. for them, even. i don't see it a lot. you glow.
person 2: that's because the dress is radioactive.

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Heather's picture

Xander in "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered".

"I've got a friend down there. Or at least a potential friend. Do you know what it's like to have a friend?
That wasn't supposed to be a stumper."

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Buffy from "The Harvest"...tough because most of the Harvest stuff is grouped with WTTH quotes.

These spells, these really work? I mean, can you really turn your enemies inside out or learn to excrete gold coins?

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riley, "superstar".

"maybe we should buy one of those star maps, find out where steven seagal lives. *pause* you telling me he got to be a movie star without a little demonic assistance?"

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Cordelia in the Angel ep "The Thin Dead Line".

Here you go, guys - a dead easy one. :)

Person 1: "Somebody set people on fire? That's nuts."
Person 2: "I don't know. One more verse of our little ditty, and I would have been looking for a gas can."

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OH OH!! I know this!! Finally something that I know!!

Person 1 is Xander, and Person 2 is Anya from "Once More With Feeling"

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Person 1: What can I say? I'm the world's best actor.

Person 2: Second best.

Person 3: Graduation day. You think we missed anything?

Person 2: I think we know everything she knows.

Person 3: May I say something? (pulls her hands free) Psych!

Person 1: You played me. You played me!

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Person 1 is Faith, Person 2 is Angel and Person 3 is Buffy in "Enemies".

Person 1: "I'm free. Free of rules and reports, free of this life."
Person 2: "Free of life. Got another name for that - dead."

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person 1 = invisible buffy, person 2 = spike, in the episode "gone". i love that episode... *drools as she dreams about jm* :wink:

"when things go wrong and you're young like that, you don't just say "hey, thanks for the blender. i wish you well." you fight. you tear each other apart until one of you can't take it."

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Doyle in "The Bachelor Party".

"I just - I've had blood on my hands all day. Blood from people I love."

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xander, "villians".

person 1: i saw her. i'm not crazy.
person 2: where?
person 1: right between the clowns and the big talkin' hot dog.

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person 1 is angel, and person 2 is wesley in dear boy.

Person1: He does love me.

Person 2: I think we broke her.

Person 1: He does love me. He does love me.

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Person 1 is Debbie
Person 2 is Willow
"Beauty and the Beasts"

Person 1: "Wanna go for a spin?"
Person 2: "Nah, I think I'm heading more towards an ungainly collapse."

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Person One is Xander, Person Two is Buffy in 'Dead Things'

"He's lying. Hit him! You're my Slayer, go knock his teeth down his throat."

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Giles in "Band Candy". Hehe, one of my all-time favourite episodes. :lol:

Person 1: "A girl's really got to have something to go with me."
Person 2: "Something like a lobotomy?"

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Person 1 is Blayne, Person 2 is Xander in Teacher's Pet

'Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell ... and then I do a spell by myself.'

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Xander in "Restless".

"I knew it! I knew it! Well, not 'knew it' in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know."

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Willow in Innocence (just saw that ep like two weeks ago) :D

'Peace of Westphalia! ...Oh, you moron. That dinette set should be mine.'

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Giles in "Wild at Heart".

Person 1: "And they had other stuff, you know, razor scooters, and pictures of the Vulcan woman on Enterprise."
Person 2: "Oooh! < pause > I mean, nerds."

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person 1 = willow, person 2 = xander, in "doublemeat palace".

person 1: you guys amaze me. you'll fight hell beasts but you're scared of rats.
person 2: hate rats! their beady eyes...
person 3: and their beady teeth...
person 2: and their tails all woosha-woosha-woosha...

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Person 1 = Cordelia
Person 2 = Gunn
Person 3 = Wesley
"Heartthrob".

"Oh, no, no. No. No cool. This was no wimpy chain rattler. This was 'I'm dead as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore.'"

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xander, "i only have eyes for you".

person 1: "okay, what's in the bag?"
person 2: "my lunch."
person 1: "is that the new drug lingo?"
person 2: "no, it's my lunch."

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Person 1 = Principal Snyder
Person 2 = Random male student at Sunnydale High
"Choices"

Person 1: "You're really campaigning for bitch-of-the-year, aren't you?"
Person 2: "As defending champion, you nervous?"

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Person 1 is Cordelia, Person 2 is Buffy in 'When She Was Bad'

"So, who do you kill for fun around here?"

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Spike in "School Hard".

Person 1: "What can you really tell about a person from a test score?"
Person 2: "Whether or not she's ever going out with her friends again."

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Person 1 is Buffy, Person 2 is Joyce in 'School Hard'

Person 1: "The vampire is not dead?"
Person 2: "No, but my social life is on the critical list."

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Person 1 = Giles
Person 2 = Buffy
"Welcome to the Hellmouth"

"There are no dead students here. This week."

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That was Principle Snyder in "Invisible Girl"

Person 1: "I don't wanna bug Giles. He's still kinda twitchy when it comes to the subject of Angel."

Person 2: "Oh, it must be that whole 'Angel-killed-his-girlfriend-and-tortured-him' thing. Hey, Giles is pretty petty when it comes to stuff like that."

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Person 1 = Buffy
Person 2 = Xander
"Amends"

Person 1: "He cool, right?"
Person 2: "He's cool."
Person 1: "You know, not that I'm prejudiced. I just hate vampires."

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person 1 = lester, person 2 = gunn. "the shroud of rahmon".

person 1: well, i saw myself in more of a... patriarchal sort of role. you know, lots of pointing and scowling. you two, stop that!
person 2: he started it.
person 3: he called me a bad name. i think it was bad. it might've been latin.
person 1: stop it, or you're going to break something.

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Person 1 = Giles
Person 2 = Riley
Person 3 = Xander
in "Family".

OK, I know this one is dead easy, but I just love it too much not to use it.

"You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood...blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."

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That IS easy, Spike in 'Lover's Walk' and yes, a VERY good quote...

"No studying? Damn! Next thing you'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts, or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here."

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Xander in "The Initiative".

Person 1: "Did you see how much they drank?"
Person 2: "Kinda. Mr. Harris threw up in my purse."

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person 1 = willow, person 2 = buffy, "hell's bells".

"disappointment stops by from time to time to see how i'm doing. he came by last night right after you left my life in ruin. when i don't get what i want, the spoiled child inside breaks down kicking, screaming, preying, and dreaming... for a love lost and found."

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It's lyrics from the song "Wish We'd Never Met", sung while Willow's crying in "Consequences".

"Better part of a century spent in delinquency just paid off. Hot-wired Ben's auto. Who's for getting the hell out of here?"

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Spike in 'Weight of the World'

"Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books."

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Giles in "Superstar".

"Sorry, but I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies."

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Buffy, in Some Assembly Required. (Haha! Finally able to get one.)

"There are things I will not tolerate: students loitering on campus after school, horrible murders with hearts being removed... and also smoking."

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Snyder in "The Puppet Show".

"I like seeing you. The part at the end of the night where we say good-bye... It's getting harder."

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Buffy in 'Surprise'

Person One: "Why are you giving me a lap dance?"
Person Two: "What? I just like you."

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Person 1 = Cordelia
Person 2 = Xander
In "Revelations".

Person 1: "You doing okay?"
Person 2: "Yeah."
Person 1: "Once more with less feeling."

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Heather's picture

Ok, since you seem to be having trouble with this one, I'll give you a hint. It's a second season quote. :wink:

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Meredith Bell's picture

And well you might wink Madam Heather :P

Person One is Lorne or The Host, Person Two is Angel in Guise will be Guise

"It's not easy, you know, talking to you sometimes. It's like an oral exam."

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Riley in "Something Blue"

"Once again, the Hellmouth puts the 'special' in special occasion."

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Oz in 'The Prom'

"You always think harder is better. Maybe the next time I patrol I should carry a load of bricks and use a stake made of butter."

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Heather's picture

Giles in "Blood Ties"

"I looked through it, but the only thing I understood were the commas."

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Meredith Bell's picture

Actually Heather is was Buffy NOT Giles who said that...

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Heather's picture

DOH! You're right... it was Giles who spoke the lead in line... "I'm not sure our regular workout is challenging you any more. Perhaps we should make it harder." ... to which Buffy responded with the 'stake made of butter' part.... Oops. :oops:

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Buffy in Graduation (pt 1) wrote:

"I looked through it, but the only thing I understood were the commas."

I'm feeling pretty good. Hopped up on coffee and sugar doughnuts. (No that's not the quote)...

"We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry, and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick."

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Maggie Walsh in 'A New Man' one of my fave eps simply because it has alot of, hmmmm Giles.. hmmm

"The who whatting how with huh?"

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Buffy in "Intervention"

"I guess it has been a long day with the Crusades. I could take a little break from the violence for some... ooh, fighting!"

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Buffy in "The Replacement"

"Magic? Magic's all balderdash and chicanery."

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