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person 1 = jonathan, person 2 = andrew, from the episode "grave".

person 1: it's nice to watch you be happy. for them, even. i don't see it a lot. you glow.
person 2: that's because the dress is radioactive.

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Giles in 'Tabula Rasa'

"House of chicks, relax. I'm a man, and I have a tool. Tool. Lots of plural tools, in my, uh, toolbox."

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Its Xander, in bargaining.

"Awwwww, poor watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes. A cuppa tea, a cuppa tea, almost got shagged, a cuppa tea?"

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Hehehe, love that one, Giles, also in 'Barganing'

"The shaking is a side effect of the fear."

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Actually it was Spike, but he was talking about Giles. :)

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Doh! Yes, of course, what can I say? I have Giles on the brain... :D

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Willow in Zeppo.

Person 1: "Anya, look around! There's ghosts and shaking, and people are going all Felicity with their hair... We're fresh out of superpeople, and
somebody's gotta go back in there. Now who's with me?"

Person 2: "I am. I know I'm not the first choice for heroics and Buffy's tried to kill me more than once. And, I don't fancy a single one of you at all. But...Actually, all that sounds pretty convincing. I wonder if Danger Mouse is on."

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Person 1 is Xander, Person 2 is Spike in 'Where the Wild Things Are'

Person 1: "I heard some guys say she was fast."

Person 2: "I hope you mean like the wind."

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Person 1 is Larry and person 2 is Xander, in Halloween.

"Aww, trusty soda machine. I push you for a root beer you give me coke."

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Willow in "Graduation Day (Part One)".

"I'm having a terrible night. Want to make it better?"

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Evil Vampire Willow in 'Doppelgangerland'

Person 1: "I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone."

Person 2: "Oh, you mean an orgasm friend?"

Person 1: "Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said."

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Person one is Giles, two is Anya, from Hush.

Person One: Like I'd bite you anyway.
Person Two: Oh, you would!
Person One: Not bloody likely.

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Person 1 is Spike, Person 2 is Xander in 'Hush'

"Nothing like getting your ass kicked to make your ass hurt."

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Thats Buffy in family.

Person 1: "This is still a class and we still have to work as a group. Now person 2, would you like to begin..."

Person 2: Ummmm, E...

Person 1: No there is no E, they always start with the E...

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Hehe, just rewatched that the other day.

Person One is a teacher... may have to look him up to see if he has a name.
Person Two is Xander in "Graduation Day"... Part One, I believe.

Ok. quick check revealed no known name. Just 'teacher'.

Person 1: "I think we died in this car on the way to the airport, and now we're stuck in hell."
Person 2: "The radio said no traffic."
Person 1: "It's a hell radio. Of course it said so."

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Person 1 is Anya and Person 2 is Xander in the episode "As You Were"

Person 1: What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! 4 times 5 is thirty. 5 times 6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked Women! Naked Buffy! Oh stop me!
Person 2: God Xander! Is that all you think about?
Person 1: Actually... bye.

(Hm, this is an easy one.)

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Person one is Xander, Person two is Buffy in 'Earshot'

Person 1: "Is she okay?"

Person 2: "Um, the hills are not alive."

Person 1: "I'm sorry to hear that...I think."

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Person 1 is Buffy, person 2 is Giles in the Dark age.

Person 1: Just tell me what i need to know..

Person 2: In order to be worthy...

Person 1: Yeah...

Person 2: You must perform the ritual in a....tutu....

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ummm, that was me :oops:

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Person 1 is Angelus
Person 2 is Giles
in "Becoming Part 2".

... and we never got to see the chainsaws... :(

Person 1:"I feel really responsible."
Person 2: "You feel really responsible? You are really responsible!"

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Aww Heather trying to be all sneaky, shame she didn't factor for the SPOILER BRIGADE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA :P

Person 1 is Willow - Person 2 is Anya, in 'Same Time, Same Place'

"Show the cleavage. Say the line. Got it?"

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Ad director to Cordelia in Angel - "Belonging".

Person 1: "Well, that's right, foreigner. So I've been reading a lot about the good ol' US of A, embracing the extraordinarily precious ideology that's helped to shape and define it."
Person 2: "Democracy?"
Person 1: "Capitalism."

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Hehehe, love that quote Heather! Person 1 is Anya - Person 2 is Willow in 'Tough Love'

Long one here, but that last quote just reminded me of this...

Person 1: It's clear we're dealing with a spirit of some kind. It's very common for indian spirits to change to animal form.

Person 2: It's plenty uncommon for me to freeze up during a fight. I mean, I had the guy, I was ready for the take-down, and I stopped. And native american.

Person 1: Sorry?

Person 2: We don't say "indian."

Person 1: Oh, right. Yes, yes. Um, always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to you lot as "bloody colonials."

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Person 1 is Giles
Person 2 if Buffy
In "Pangs".

Person 1: "Nervous?"
Person 2: "No way. I'm full of that good old kamikazee spirit."
Person 3: "Person 2, just because this is never going to work, there's no need to be negative."

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Person 1 is Willow, Person 2 is Xander, Person 3 is (sigh) Giles in 'Primeval'

Know this is an easy one but I was just pissing myself (in a metaphorical sense) when I heard this :D

Person 1: "Oh. Harmony is a vampire? - That's why she - oh, my god, I'm so embarrassed! All this time I thought she was a great big lesbo! - Oh, yeah? Really? - Well, that's great! Good for you."

Person 2: "Thanks for the affirmation."

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Person 1 is Cordelia, and Person 2 is Willow in the episode "Disharmony".

Person 1: “Kungai? You must be joking, Angel. They scare away the regulars.”
Person 2: “You don’t mind if I take a look around, do you, Soon?”
Person 1: “You can’t come in here, disturbing our customers like this.”
Person 2: “Forgive me. I respect you have a business to run.”
Person 1: “He’s in the back.”
Person 2: “Show me.”

(If it's hard, this is a big hint. Angel speaking very bad (Not to be offensive) Korean language, plus, I could've made this harder, because I know what they were saying on that episode :))

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Well, actually, you left in the characters' names in the quotes, so it wasn't all that hard. :)

Person 1 is Soon
Person 2 is Angel
In "Parting Gifts'.

What I would like to know, though, is what they were really saying, if it was different from the translated dialogue. :wink:

Person 1: "It's, um, you know, something we could share."
Person 1: "Actually, it's pretty dull, you know. It's bam, boom, stick...
poof."

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person 1 = joyce, person 2 = buffy, "gingerbread".


person 1: i get it now. you're all spies, probably russian, and... and you've brainwashed me and want me to believe we're friends so i'll spill the beans about some nano-techno thingie that you want.
person 2: so, i look russian to you?
person 1: black russian.
person 3: that's a drink.
person 1: says the head spy.

i almost fell over and laughed myself into a coma watching this bit... hehehe...

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Person 1 = Cordelia, Person 2 = Gunn, Person 3 = Angel on Slouching Toward Bethlehem.

Person 1: So, um, in your reality, I'm like this bad-ass vampire, huh?
People afraid of me?

Person 1: Oh, yeah. I am bad.

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I believe that Person 1 is Willow...in Doppelgangland.

"You know, just for once, I wish you'd support me, and I realize right now that you were, and I'm embarrassed, so I'm gonna get back to the point, which is that Angel needs to die."

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Close, Saaidia. I think you'll find that was Xander in Doppelgangland.

And yours is also Xander, in "Becoming (Part One)".

Person 1: "I wanna do it now. I gotta do it now."
Person 2: "Well, Buffy's not here. You can practice on me some more."

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Person 1: Xander, person 2 Willow in prophecy girl.

Perso 1: This is madness! What can you have been thinking? You are the Slayer! Lives depend upon you! I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, and instead of which you enslave yourself to this, this... Cult?

Person 2: You don't like the color?

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Hehehe, Person one was Giles, Person two was Buffy in 'The Witch' - when Buffy was trying out for the cheerleading squad :D

"Every guy from... Manimal down to Mr. I-Love-The-English-Patient has beast in him. And I don't care how sensitive they act. They're all still just in it for the chase."

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That was Faith trying to burst Buffy's bubble in "Beauty and the Beasts".

"He might not know those fancy martial art skills they inevitably seem to pick up."

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dawn, in "lessons"... referring to a vampire who's about to pop out of a grave. my fav lines from that episode?

buffy: he's a vampire. okay? demon? preternaturally strong, skilled with powers no human could possibly ever-
vampire (trying to get out of his grave): excuse me. i think i'm stuck.

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha... okok, here's my bit for the quotation quiz.

"make me a channel of your peace, where's there's despair in life, let me bring hope, where there's darkness, only light and where there's sadness, ever joy."

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I'm so tempted to say that it was a line sung by Sarah McLachlan from 'Grave' in season 6 - except I have a feeling that's wrong :?

HELP!

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SPOT ON lou... *applause* heh... it's the song / hymn called
that was played at the end of the episode "grave". i even posted the lyrics and mp3 of the song up on this site, if any of u can remember!

hehe... bravo! ur turn to go next... :)

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Oh phew! The reason I wasn't sure was because I thought the words that you posted were different to the one's actually sung - I don't know, maybe I heard wrong :?

"And how long have you known that your girlfriend's Tinkerbell?"

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xander, referring to tara in "bargaining". *grin*

person 1: tell me me you’re not here for the axis.
person 2: i’m not here for the axis.
person 1: you’re lying.
person 2: i’m fibbing. it’s lying, only classier.

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Person 1 is Angel and Person 2 is Gwen in "Ground State"

Person 1: I think it's kale, or possibly string cheese. So, Person 2, how'd the slaying go last night?

Person 2: Person 1!

Person 1: I mean, how'd the *laying* go?
No, I don't mean that either.

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I DO love that quote Drew, I nearly died laughing when I first heard it!

Person 1 is Xander, Person 2 is Buffy in 'Never Kill a Boy on the First Date'

"Action is his reward."

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Xander, referring to Spiderman, in "Flooded".

"If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it."

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xander, in "the zeppo".

person 1: wait, spike's what in the what-ment?
person 2: insane. base.

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is anyone ever gonna answer this? *yawns*

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Person 1 is Willow, Person 2 is Anya in 'Same Time, Same Place' - and technically, doesn't this come under spoilage for some of us LABNers? :P

Person 1: What happened to Xander?
Person 2: He kept poking me with his hook. I sent him over to charmed objects. With any luck, he'll poke the wrong one and end up in an alternative dimension inhabited by a 50-foot Giles that squishes annoying, teeny pirates.

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Surely someone can answer this?? Come on guys!!! *Yawnies*

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person 1 is buffy, person 2 is giles, in "all the way".

person 1: he probably sat in math class thinking, 'there should be more math. this could be mathier.'
person 2: come on, you don't think he ever got restless as a kid?
person 1: are you kidding? his diapers were tweed.

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Person 1 is Buffy and Person is Willow in 'The Dark Age'

Person 1: "Sounds like your mom's in a state of denial."
Person 2: "More like a continent."

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person 1 is willow and person 2 is buffy, in "choices".

person 1: the cross obviously doesn't affect me or our friend the pugilist.
person 2: oh, your ass better pray i don't look that word up.

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Think we can get a little hint... pwease???

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Three to One odds is from Angel. :)

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