Okay, as I've told some of the LABNers, I have quite the crazy bus. From pot songs to throwing condoms, we have done everything. Today was none the different.
From the moment I got on the bus, it seemed to be like a pretty quiet day. That wasn't until my friend Chris got on the bus. Just for kicks, he threw a few snowballs at my friends Renee and Cassie. I really thought that he would stop when my friends Lenny, Tarino, Michol, and Apache (whom I like if you didn't know from my MSN name :wink:) got on the bus. Boy, was I wrong!
Chris then chucked a snowball at Lenny. Getting pissed off, Lenny found some snow and chucked one at him. Few were thrown even as everyone got on the bus.
Then, out of nowhere, my bus driver Nancy (the best bus driver in the world) threw one at Apache even when he did nothing. He was pissed and then the snowball fight began . . .
My friend Kim and I provided snow for Lenny (who claimed Kim as his bitch . . . long story) even though my hands started getting cold for awhile. Apache accidently chucked a snowball at my head and he immediatly apologized (I was SOOO happy!). Then I started making ones for Apache (I had no problem doing so) as we chucked them to the front of the bus.
Chris then threw a snowball at me, but it was all good since I then threw two more at him. But that didn't matter when Jay, the Hindu kid on my bus, WHACKED the (slightly) retarded kid named Eddie (who by this time was pissing everyone off). We all began clapping and I shouted "JAY YOU'RE MY HERO!!!" It was kinda mean, but that kid was practically begging for someone to beat his ass.
As my stop neared (which is the last one), we began to settle down and clean off the seats, which were covered in snow. Once we were leaving, my bus driver commented, "I think I started something . . ." I immediatly looked out the window and saw Apache and my friend Angel Perez (he's a guy) throwing snowballs at each other.
Who would have thought that a snowball fight would have brought the entire bus together?
This story is COMPLETELY true, none of the names have been changed, and this all happened today. There will be more bus stories to come in the future along with pictures.
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Tales of Bus WV7
hehehe, you wont see that happening down here. namely cos:
a- i don't catch a school bus, cos
b- i don't go to school, and
c- it doesn't snow down here :)
Tales of Bus WV7
LOL, tell me about it....ok so i don't have bus stories as funny as those above but our bus could get a bit weird at times....like our Bangladeshi Bus driver would speak to all in his langauge even though on one had a clue wat he was saying, and everyone pretended they did.
I remember one of the phrases that always used to get us into stitches with laughter was his "No food on the BUUUUUUUSSSS!!!" lol because he said it in an accent and really extended the bus word as if he was belching. The funny thing was he'd join us in laughing.
*sigh* i miss my bus :cry: