Submitted by Meredith Bell on Thu, 03/06/2003 - 19:20
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here's a link to a heap of quizzes
tell us which ones you do and how you scored :)
here's a link to a heap of quizzes
tell us which ones you do and how you scored :)
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http://www.bart666.com/projects/movierating/
what movie rating are you?
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What Movie Rating
Suitable for 12 years or older, but under 18s must be with an adult. This is virtually identical to the 12 certificate, in that we'll have some adult-themed storylines, but no real meat or detail. No scary bits, but some language and maybe a bit of skin.
Examples: Die Another Day, Lord Of The Rings
That sounds like me. Im too hardcore to be a Disney movie, but too sweet to be a rated R. Im like the poridge Goldilocks took; Im just right :D
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The Seven Deadly Sins Test
Zzzzz... Wake up! You're guilty of SLOTH. Based on what your answers tell us, we're surprised you even managed to finish this test. Perhaps you only took it as a way to get out of other, more pressing tasks? We thought so. In fact, it looks like your life centers around avoiding work. Do your weekends consist of short excursions from the your warm, cozy bed? Do you think TV Guide qualifies as great literature? Remember, the remote control may very well be one of mankind's greatest achievements, but someone did have to do a little work to invent it. Why don't you try your luck and put a little effort into something, too? You might be surprised at what you can accomplish when you commit to something besides napping.
Why is sloth so bad? Well, according to early religious scholars, sloth destroys zeal. When we cut ourselves off from life's vitality, we'll eventually fall victim to complacency. We should fight the deadening of our spiritual senses by responding to the zeal and energy of our inner nature. It could be worse: Medieval Italian poet Dante Alighieri thought sloth was only the fourth deadliest of the seven sins, behind pride, envy, and wrath. (Of course, that ranking was based on Dante's own love of sleeping...)
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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The Celebrity Matchmaker
April, your match is Dylan McDermott!
Order in the court! Yeah, we mean you. We know it's exciting that Practice hottie Dylan McDermott is your celebrity match, but for heaven's sake, calm down. After all, the TV lawyer may be tall, dark, handsome, smart, suave... Actually, on second thought, woo hoo! Celebrate all you want; this brainy babe (and ex-fiancé of Julia Roberts) is exactly the right kind of guy for you — you love men who sweep you off your feet with their words, not just their biceps. We can just picture the two of you on a date: candlelight, a vintage wine, a deep discussion about literature or foreign film. Definitely swoon-worthy. He may be married (and a daddy!) in real life, but in the TV show in your head, we the jury find that this bright East Coast hunk is all yours.
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Oooh, baby! You're guilty of LUST. Some experts say people have a sexually oriented thought every seven seconds, but you just might throw off the curve. Yes, it's true that we live in a society that caters to those seeking immediate pleasure, but that's not all there is to life. Take love, for example — it offers far more sentiment and emotional depth. But no matter what you think, just try to remember pursuing fleeting pleasures is a pastime that leads to no lasting good.
Why is lust so bad? Well, according to early religious scholars, because it breaks down self-control. They believed that earthly pleasures must be regulated, or else they'll pervert the soul's growth and well-being. What's more, because lust is such a self-destructive desire, it will eventuallysurpass the actual worth of the pleasurable sensations it brings. Take heart, though: Medieval Italian poet Dante Alighieri wrote that lust is the least deadly of the seven sins. (Of course, he was sitting in a brothel when he wrote that. Go figure.)
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Found this one a little dumb... But what the heck...
What color is your vampire cloak?
Your Cloak is Red. You Lust for Blood.
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What Kind of Kisser Are You?
April, you're a Playful Kisser.
Talk about freestyle! You've got originality points when it comes to kissing. You are probably the type of person who goes with the flow and plants your pecks accordingly as each situation dictates. And why shouldn't you? The only real important rule is for you to be yourself — and to keep experimenting. If something feels good, you should keep doing it. And especially in lessons of l'amour, there's no reason to conform.
So pucker up and keep seizing your moments! But before you get all crazy experimenting, sticking your tongue in your partner's ear, or getting carried away with your little love bites, remember that a kiss is between two people. You don't want to turn them off while you're getting turned on. So if that happens, take a deep breath, slow down, and try a little tenderness.
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My Sin
Envy
You can't get no satisfaction — because you're guilty of ENVY. You seem to always want what you can't have. But remember: "Love thy neighbor" doesn't mean "long for thy neighbor's stuff." Why do you care so much about the Joneses, and why do you think you have to keep up with them? Life is too short to be jealous of others; you've got plenty of your own to offer. Enjoy the blessings you do have, especially friends and family, and try to keep a positive outlook on life.
Why is envy so bad? Well, according to early religious scholars, envy destroys love. When we resent the good things that happen to others (and all their great stuff...), we're obviously not wishing them well or thinking happy thoughts about them. Try to temper jealousy of others' successes with unselfish happiness for their good fortune. Especially since medieval Italian poet Dante Alighieri thought envy, along with pride, was one of the deadliest of the seven sins. (Of course, old Dante was a best-selling writer in his day. What did he have to be envious of?)
My Celebrity Match
Rebecca Romjin-Stamos
Step right up to the catwalk — leggy blond supermodel/actress Rebecca Romijn-Stamos is your dream celebrity match. And what a match she is! The former Sports Illustrated cover girl is as gorgeous as they come — she was even voted one of People's 50 Most Beautiful People in 1998. The California native is the perfect mix of glamour and goofiness; you get the feeling she'd put on skimpy lingerie and then clown around before bed. But maybe that's just because she's put in a few guest appearances as David Spade's silly-but-sexy ex-wife on the sitcom Just Shoot Me. And, of course, anyone who'd put up with all that blue body paint for X-Men simply has to be a saint. That combination of can-do attitude and sultry style drives you crazy — you never have been able to resist a sexy girl next door type. Ignore the fact that she's married to actor/musician/director John Stamos (Full House's Uncle Jesse), and spend your time daydreaming about a romantic poolside rendezvous, where the two of you can enjoy your own private swimsuit show.
My Kiss
Bashful Kisser
Sure you might be on the shy side as far as kissing goes, but that's a quality more people than you might think really go for. When you were younger, was it hard for you to talk to new people — especially when it came to someone you were interested in? Yeah, we thought so.
Lucky for you, many people, back then, and now, think that shyness is adorable and a huge turn on. After all, there's a comfort they get from the feeling that you don't lock lips with just anyone.
When it comes to kissing, you're probably a little hesitant to try new techniques. Heck, you might even prefer to stick with gentle pecks until your date finally decides to take it further.
While shyness is nice, just remember not to get so anxious you forget to have fun! Know your comfort level, but experiment a little — even if that just means a public display of affection, or we dare you, a nice long kiss — eyes open, lights on!
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Your Cloak is Blue. There is still hope inside you.
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Sunny, your match is Sting!
Every breath he takes, every move he makes — you love watching Sting, your celebrity match. The sexy English crooner is all man, from his wolfish smile to his oh-so-muscled chest. And talk about talented! Not only is he a hugely successful singer, but he can act, too (our favorite role? Billy Idol in that old Saturday Night Live skit).
ahhhh YARG!! :?
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Suitable for 18 years or older. This is real life. Anything in this category is considered to be of subject matter relating to adult life, that happens day in and day out. Walking down the street is an 18 certificate. You have a life, well done.
Examples: American Beauty, Scary Movie
I can't say I'd concider Scary Movie to be 'relating to real life' :?
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Your Cloak is Black. The Darkness has consumed you.
That sounds nice :P
Ummm...eek? Good job I'm an atheist and don't beleive in any of this 'sin' nonesense! :P (btw, this Dante fellow sounds like my kinda guy lol)
Your BBFC rating is:
Suitable for 15 years or older. Films in this category can be about anything, say 'fuck' a lot, probably get to see all sorts of guns and shooting, but no open heart surgery with a knife. Most 'R' rated films in America fit into this category.
Examples: Alien, The Sixth Sense
Heh not bad
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PG stands for 'Parental Guidence', meaning that this film may not be suitable for small children, due to either a little violence or some mild harsh language, but nothing earth-shattering. Plots may have twists and turns, and there may even be real-life situations.
Examples: Bill & Ted, The Fifth Element
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I'm only 66% dateable *yay* go mediocrity! On the bright side... sex is in my destiny :roll:
Heath Ledger: You like them with a drop dead gorgeous smile, cute accent and from the Land Down Under.
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What kind of angel are you?
Angel of Death... enough said....
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Heroic angel...you're always there when someone needs your help. You care alot for your friends and family. You're bold and have much courage.
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Mystery Angel - There's something about you that others don't understand. You're very secretive and like to keep your thoughts to yourself. Some say you're that beauty in the corner...
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Angel of Sorrow...everything just comes and goes. Nothing really matters right now...you've lost hope.
That's...cheerful.
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Oh ick... :?
Cute angel...
Everyone loves that cute face of yours! You're very outgoing and people just love to be around you. You're so much fun!
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Warrior Angel...You live your life to the fullest. You don't take crap from anyone and you love to FIGHT!
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Julia Roberts
Admit it — you didn't go see Erin Brockovich for the stirring story about one woman's fight against a gigantic utility company. You were there for the short skirts and cleavage. That's okay; we understand. After all, since box office darling Julia Roberts is your celebrity match, you can't help yourself. The warm-hearted, natural, generous Georgia belle is everything you've ever wanted in a gal — and that famous smile (topped off by those irresistible curls) doesn't hurt, either. You've always liked the down-to-earth, all-American type, which is why Ms. Roberts has been the one for you ever since she hit the screen in Mystic Pizza. Sure, she has a lot of relationship baggage (her list of ex-flames includes Lyle Lovett, Kiefer Sutherland, Dylan McDermott, Matthew Perry, Liam Neeson, and Jason Patric), but you know that if she was yours, America's sweetheart would never be a Runaway Bride again.
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*Retches a few times before throwing up from the overload of cheese* hehehehe :D
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Playful Kisser
Talk about freestyle! You've got originality points when it comes to kissing. You are probably the type of person who goes with the flow and plants your pecks accordingly as each situation dictates. And why shouldn't you? The only real important rule is for you to be yourself — and to keep experimenting. If something feels good, you should keep doing it. And especially in lessons of l'amour, there's no reason to conform.
So pucker up and keep seizing your moments! But before you get all crazy experimenting, sticking your tongue in your partner's ear, or getting carried away with your little love bites, remember that a kiss is between two people. You don't want to turn them off while you're getting turned on. So if that happens, take a deep breath, slow down, and try a little tenderness.
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What Star Trek race are you?
You're a Cardassian! Intelligent and devious, you're a bit of an enigma to those around you and scientific to the core.
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I got Human, same as Shaun
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Had you pegged as a Klingon. :)
Anyone want to bet that April gets Ferengi? ;)
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Are you trying to imply that I'm naturally violent and agressive Adam? Hmm? Are you? Are you? *smacks adam across the head for not answering quickly enough* :twisted:
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You're a Klingon! Strong and self-confident, you are a warrior through and through
yas!!!! they are my fav race form startreck
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hmph! Human too, well that isn't too exciting is it? Did you know that Ferengi means "foreigner" in hindi? Well, now you do... :)
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I got Vulcan. Go figure!
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Sorry to disappoint Adam... But I got 'Human' too. *laughs and smacks Adam on the head* I'm not THAT money-minded!
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Klingon.... meh.
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What's Your Party Style?
Hmmmm... Here's mine. :?
April, your party style is to Flirt
Flirt
The best parties are charged with a pulsing energy, and with your charisma, you're sure to brighten up any soiree around. Whether you're sending over a subtle wink, or flat-out flirting with your best brush of an arm, or sultry smile, you've got a spunky energy that will surely light up any party.
You don't take life too seriously and are quick to size up just what everyone in the room is after. It doesn't matter if you're chatting up a just-spotted cutie, or showing off for your adoring masses — your magnetic aura is sure to leave a lasting glow.
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The Best Friend Test
Slightly atonal chords and mildly distracting lights!
You are 66% rock-solid friend.
Are you a Virgo? I'm not surprised. You're a good friend at times, but other times you're harder to count on than an abacus coated with finger-repellent. And made of razor blades. You're the type of friend that when somebody asks you to hang out with them, you say you want to hang out but then you never actually specify a time, so that you don't actually have to hang out with that person. But you're generally trustworthy and sensitive to others' needs, like a warm elephant on a cold morning. You'll never be the Maid of Honor at a wedding, but you'll also never be the Maid of Dishonor. Don't be shy about using phlegm or bile to show your friends you care about them.
FUN FACT...
People more trustworthy than you (59%)
People just as trustworthy as you (4%)
People less trustworthy than you (36%)
--- Based on the 1,594,744 submissions before you.
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Who Were You in High School?
For those of you still in high school, go away. This one's for the old farts like me. :P
April, you were a Popular Kid
Popular Kid
Were you voted most popular, class president, homecoming king/queen? Was there a line just to sign your yearbook? Omigod! You were probably the envy of the entire student body! If they could only see you now...they'd probably still be totally jealous.
Sure, your charm and people skills come naturally, but that doesn't mean you rest on your laurels. Or good looks and sense of style, for that matter. You're probably always looking for, like, bigger challenges and high-pressure situations in which you thrive and shine. A lot of your peers still look up to you, which has probably helped propel you toward positions of leadership.
So even if there were enough hours in the day to attend all the events you're invited to, your work and home schedules probably wouldn't allow it. Yes, you were dealt quite a hand, but as your guidance counselor always told you, it's how you play that hand that really counts.
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Rebel
Whatever. From what we can tell, it's no surprise you were such a rebel in high school. Let's see, rules were meant to be broken and authority was supposed to be ignored, right? Spend a lot of time in detention? If not, it probably just meant you were wily enough to get away with it.
Sure, these days, the old piercings may have filled in and the tattoos might be faded, but you've still got a bit of the bad apple in you. With a healthy disdain for regulations, rebels are often happiest working as their own boss. Be it president of your own company, drummer in a band, or just suburban super dad/soccer mom, you still play by your own rules and you've got the speeding tickets to prove it.
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April -
But it's all about the neopoints. :P
Brooding Artist
Laughing in homeroom, crying in third period, brooding at lunchtime. It's nothing serious — just part of the act for a brooding artist like yourself. Whether it's acting, painting, writing, or interpretive dance, your channels of expression might have made you a little "different" in high school. But today it's these differences that separate your talent from all those wannabe "creatives" out there.
Lots of high schoolers felt sorry for the kid who sat alone in the corner — when they weren't picking on them, that is. Little did they know it was the best seat in the house for observing the absurdity of high school. The same insight that you had back then just might help make you famous some day (if it hasn't already). So revel in your high school roots and be careful when you're cleaning out the garage. With your talents, those old notebook doodles might end up being worth a fortune.
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Wow I was looking back and found a few quizzes that I haven't even done so, here goes -
Which of the Greek Gods Are You?
What Drink Are You?
Congratulations! You're a screaming orgasm!!
LOL! I wasn't expecting this... :lol:
Which Babylon 5 Character Are You?
You are Minbari Ambassador Delenn! While always willing to help the crew of the station in time of crisis, you hold back on important information.However, you are the most popular of the ambassadors!
What Color is Your Vampire Cloak?
Your Cloak is Green. You are in touch with Mother Earth.
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I got popular kid, and flirt...im like April's clone :P
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Chat
You're a people person with a friendly face that others are likely to find very approachable. You've got a wonderful knack for getting people to open up, and you might find that you're the one friends turn to when they need advice or just someone to vent to.
You like to use parties as a chance to really connect, whether you're catching up with old friends or chatting up new ones. You're not afraid to ask compelling questions or share some silly stories of your own. You know that being able to talk the small talk is a true skill, whether you're just killing time as you wait in line for the bathroom, or beginning to build a new, lasting relationship.
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Shaun - We're long lost twins I think. Heh...
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Ok, I've just got home and am finally reading all the Public Forum stuff that I mostly ignored while I was on limited dialup. So here's all my quiz responses to the latest batch:
Suitable for 12 years or older. Starting to get interesting now, with more adult-themed storylines, but we're still talking in mild doses. You may find more colourful language, some human flesh, and maybe even some violence. Nothing creepy though.
Examples: Batman, Naked Gun 33 1/3
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Dylan McDermott
Order in the court! Yeah, we mean you. We know it's exciting that Practice hottie Dylan McDermott is your celebrity match, but for heaven's sake, calm down. After all, the TV lawyer may be tall, dark, handsome, smart, suave... Actually, on second thought, woo hoo! Celebrate all you want; this brainy babe (and ex-fiancé of Julia Roberts) is exactly the right kind of guy for you — you love men who sweep you off your feet with their words, not just their biceps. We can just picture the two of you on a date: candlelight, a vintage wine, a deep discussion about literature or foreign film. Definitely swoon-worthy. He may be married (and a daddy!) in real life, but in the TV show in your head, we the jury find that this bright East Coast hunk is all yours.
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Teacher's Pet
"Excuse me, I think you forgot to give us homework." Being the teacher's pet probably didn't win you any popularity contests (outside of the faculty lounge, that is). But so what? You weren't being graded by your fellow students. These days, your attention to detail and the ability to read a situation are part of what make you successful. No one knows the rules better than you; and no one knows better how to grease the palms that make those rules run in your favor.
Back in high school, your peers might have voted you "most likely to brownnose." But they probably didn't foresee the utility of perfecting the art of the schmooze — and at such a young age! That's a talent that will take you far even if you're not in law, politics, or sales. Sure, some things might have changed since your glory days. But at least some of the tables have turned. Back then an apple might have swayed you toward an "A." Now it can land you box seats at the Super Bowl or that promotion you've been after!
Yep, I was definitely the nerdy outcast at High School... *sigh*
I can't put up results for any of the Quizilla ones 'cause none of them want to work for me. :(
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What's Your Driving Fantasy?
April, your driving fantasy is Disneyland
You're always up for a good time and know that variety is the spice of life! That's why Disneyland makes so much sense for you. With so many rides and attractions, there's plenty to keep you, your friends, and your kids busy. But just because you're a kid at heart, it doesn't mean safety and responsibility take a back seat.
You need a comfy ride just like anyone else. And if it happens to come equipped with the latest in entertainment systems and cup holders — all the better. How else are you going to replay the look of surprise on your face when you were startled in a haunted mansion, or keep your hands from freezing on your giant slushy on the ride home? Ultimately, you know that life is what you make of it. So why not keep it fun? But if Disneyland is too far for your next jaunt, you can still make do with another carnival, fair, or theme park.
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Who's Your Inner Artist?
Your inner artist is Ansel Adams!
So you might not have the gray beard and black-rimmed glasses, but chances are you share a few things with the master of photography – like your appreciation for honest living and the great outdoors. You don’t need the flash and panache of big-city living to get you going. (Though there’s a time and place for everything). But it wouldn’t surprise us if it’s the simple things in life that mean the most to you – like true friends, family, and the call of the wild. Like any true pioneer, you probably have your hands full with multiple projects at one time. And from the outside, it may look like you’re burning the candle at both ends. But those that really know you would say you’ve always got an eye on the big picture, and that nothing short of a mountain will stand in your way.
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Are You Evil?
Well, you're kinda evil. They haven't reserved a place for you in Hell yet, but the leasing agents are starting their calls. (Sorry, no air conditioning.) We're guessing you find others' pain funny, your backstabbing knife is probably pretty sharp, and your sexual wiles have likely brought you enjoyment at the expense of your bunkmates a time or two. If more than one of those three things rings true, consider yourself a card-carrying evil person. If you're interested in recanting the evil thing, sensitivity counseling isn't a bad idea. Or else find a more sadistic career, like a bouncer or a metermaid. But hey, to each his own, and if your evilness fits, wear it. Keep reading for more evil details!
Sexually Evil?
We're all slaves to our urges — some just more than others. Sure, you probably shake it a little to get your way, but you don't beat yourself up over it (unless you're into that, of course). For your own sake, realize that getting hurt sexually generally stings more than being burnt with your clothes on. So even if your pillow pal has a mean set of love handles, keep it to yourself. Just listen to that little voice in your head (no, not that one), and the evil sex thing will stop.
Passive Aggressive?
Don't feel too bad about hiding your anger. At least, not right now. When your spleen ruptures from internalized stress, then you can feel bad about it. Passive people act that way because they're ultimately sweet and don't want to upset anyone. While that may work for the short term, you end up looking like a real back-stabber when you, ah, stab someone in the back. Try to deal with your problems up front, and you probably won't have to renew your concealed weapons permit this year.
Black hearted?
We're not going to say you're a bad person, but you're toeing the line. A little advice: Try to think about how your victim will feel before you pull your next dirty prank (we don't care how funny it is when you take out a classifed ad and sell someone's car for them). You may think cruelty is funny, but your friends don't — especially the ones who've been burned by your verging-on-evil ways. Listen to your conscience a little more, okay?
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Pop Culture 2000 Quiz
You got 14 out of 20 right.
Not too shabby! If pop culture were an Olympic event, you'd take the silver. You can hold your own when you watch "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," and you pride yourself on keeping up-to-date on the big stars (we're talkin' the $20 million club...) and the biggest headlines and trends. You often wonder why people bother with all these one-hit wonders and flashes in the pan, anyway. They'll just be off the radar after their 15 minutes are up, right? Besides, you want to have a life. That's why you have a bunch of other interests besides entertainment and current events. They keep you plenty busy, and they're the reason you don't always learn all the words to the newest hit songs or see every movie the day it premieres. It's all part of being well-rounded. You may not always be the in-house expert on what's cool and "in," but you can still wow 'em at cocktail parties. Congrats!
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You're a Cardassian! Intelligent and devious, you're a bit of an enigma to those around you and scientific to the core.
Uh oh, I got the same as Adam. Should I run and hide now?