They'd killed my old Nation of Bringabeeralong, so I made a new one - Didjawannanotherbeer. :)
The Colony of Didjawannanotherbeer
"'Aveagoodweekend"
UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Average
Location: The East Pacific
The Colony of Didjawannanotherbeer is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 17%. A large private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture.
Crime is a problem. Didjawannanotherbeer's national animal is the empty tinnie and its currency is the ring pull.
UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:Very Good
Economy:Fragile
Political Freedoms: Some
Location: the South Pacific
The People's Republic of Chortling is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control. Chortling's national animal is the candiru fish, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the fnord.
UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists Civil Rights : Rare Economy : Strong Political Freedoms : Unheard Of
Location: The Cuckoos Egg
The Lost Nation of Psychotica is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.857 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.
Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, Psychotica's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Psychotica's national animal is the Vampire, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the food stamp and the debt.
UN Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights: Excessive
Economy: Reasonable
Political Freedoms: Average
Location: The South Pacific
The Republic of Slimmers on Strike is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass -- is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Religion & Spirituality and Healthcare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 37%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Woodchip Exports industry.
Crime is relatively low. Slimmers on Strike's national animal is the stick insect, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the slim shake.
UN Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights: Few
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Some
Location: the South Pacific
The Armed Republic of Assablastah is a tiny, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing industries.
Crime is moderate. Assablastah's national animal is the wild mountain ass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the bum.
UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of Economy:
Good Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of
Location: the Pacific
The Incorporated States of Black Magery is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Defence are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 24%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.
Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a problem. Black Magery's national animal is the do-godder, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the bubloon.
The Colony of Didjawannanotherbeer
"'Aveagoodweekend"
UN Category: Capitalizt Civil Rights: Superb Economy: Very Strong Political Freedoms: Very Good
Location: The East Pacific
The Colony of Didjawannanotherbeer is a very large, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 135 million enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The medium-sized, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with areas such as Commerce and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15%. A large private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Cheese Exports.
The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, Max Barry is this year's Miss Didjawannanotherbeer, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded. Crime is moderate. Didjawannanotherbeer's national animal is the empty tinnie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the ring pull.
Didjawannanotherbeer is ranked 1853rd in the region and 39,470th in the world for Nicest Citizens.
UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Civil Rights: Very Good Economy: Good Political Freedoms: Excellent
Location: Australia
The Colony of Didjawannanotherbeer is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 1.179 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Law & Order. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.
All tariffs have been abolished, a government program is underway to revitalize Didjawannanotherbeer's beaches, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Didjawannanotherbeer's national animal is the empty tinnie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the ring pull.
Didjawannanotherbeer is ranked 44th in the region and 20,458th in the world for Most Cultured.
UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:Below Average
Economy:Good
Political Freedoms:Few
Location: the South Pacific
The Grand Duchy of Shaunsylvania is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15%. A large private sector is led by the Retail industry, followed by Trout Farming and Woodchip Exports.
Crime is moderate. Shaunsylvania's national animal is the flamingo and its currency is the bling.
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They'd killed my old Nation of Bringabeeralong, so I made a new one - Didjawannanotherbeer. :)
The Colony of Didjawannanotherbeer
"'Aveagoodweekend"
UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Average
Location: The East Pacific
The Colony of Didjawannanotherbeer is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 17%. A large private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture.
Crime is a problem. Didjawannanotherbeer's national animal is the empty tinnie and its currency is the ring pull.
Anyone still play...
The People's Republic of Chortling
UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:Very Good
Economy:Fragile
Political Freedoms: Some
Location: the South Pacific
The People's Republic of Chortling is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control. Chortling's national animal is the candiru fish, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the fnord.
And our beloved flag:
Psychotica
The Lost Nation of Psychotica
Psychotica
UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights : Rare
Economy : Strong
Political Freedoms : Unheard Of
Location: The Cuckoos Egg
The Lost Nation of Psychotica is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.857 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.
Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, Psychotica's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Psychotica's national animal is the Vampire, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the food stamp and the debt.
Anyone still play...
Hehe, I did another too, cos the poor nation of SeeaBugSquash_It has sadly been invaded...
The Republic of Slimmers on Strike
"A moment on the lips - a life time on the hips"
UN Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights: Excessive
Economy: Reasonable
Political Freedoms: Average
Location: The South Pacific
The Republic of Slimmers on Strike is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass -- is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Religion & Spirituality and Healthcare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 37%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Woodchip Exports industry.
Crime is relatively low. Slimmers on Strike's national animal is the stick insect, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the slim shake.
Anyone still play...
A-ha! Here's another way to pass the time...
The Armed Republic of Assablastah
"Beauty is in the ass of the beholder."
UN Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights: Few
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Some
Location: the South Pacific
The Armed Republic of Assablastah is a tiny, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing industries.
Crime is moderate. Assablastah's national animal is the wild mountain ass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the bum.
Anyone still play...
The Incorporated States of Black Magery
"If it's worth doing... it's worth doing EVIL!"
UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of Economy:
Good Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of
Location: the Pacific
The Incorporated States of Black Magery is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Defence are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 24%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.
Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a problem. Black Magery's national animal is the do-godder, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the bubloon.
Anyone still play...
Here's mine a month after it was founded.
The Colony of Didjawannanotherbeer
"'Aveagoodweekend"
UN Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Very Good
Location: The East Pacific
The Colony of Didjawannanotherbeer is a very large, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 135 million enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The medium-sized, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with areas such as Commerce and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15%. A large private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Cheese Exports.
The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, Max Barry is this year's Miss Didjawannanotherbeer, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded. Crime is moderate. Didjawannanotherbeer's national animal is the empty tinnie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the ring pull.
Didjawannanotherbeer is ranked 1853rd in the region and 39,470th in the world for Nicest Citizens.
Anyone still play...
Yay, I finally got my income tax rate down to zero. :)
The Colony of Didjawannanotherbeer
"'Aveagoodweekend"
UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Excellent
Location: Australia
The Colony of Didjawannanotherbeer is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 1.179 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Law & Order. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.
All tariffs have been abolished, a government program is underway to revitalize Didjawannanotherbeer's beaches, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Didjawannanotherbeer's national animal is the empty tinnie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the ring pull.
Didjawannanotherbeer is ranked 44th in the region and 20,458th in the world for Most Cultured.
Anyone still play...
The Grand Duchy of Shaunsylvania
"Our Duchy is Fabulous!"
UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:Below Average
Economy:Good
Political Freedoms:Few
Location: the South Pacific
The Grand Duchy of Shaunsylvania is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15%. A large private sector is led by the Retail industry, followed by Trout Farming and Woodchip Exports.
Crime is moderate. Shaunsylvania's national animal is the flamingo and its currency is the bling.