Submitted by MrDave on Fri, 03/04/2005 - 13:49
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We have a LABN quote quiz and we have our Buffy Quote Quiz. Why not just have a general movie quote quiz. It works the same way as the other quote quizzes. Only this time its about movies and any movies, so that makes it difficult.
For example, an easy quote:
| "Use the force Luke" [hide]That was old obi wan kanobi in Star Wars episode 4 {I think…}[/hide] |
| "It's all in the reflexes." [hide]Kurt Russell as Jack Burton in "Big Trouble in Little China".[/hide] |
| "Well, everyone else we've bumped into has died. Why should you be any different?" [hide]That's Jonathan in Mummy 1[/hide] |
| "In the famous words of porky pig...puh p'p' puh p' piss off Luke...." [hide]ok, its Mrs Doubtfire, that was robin williams in the begining when he got sacked.[/hide] |
| person 1: so how many children does your majesty have? person 2: hmmm only 106, i haven't been married that long person 1: 8O person 2: oh, don't worry, expecting five more next month.... [hide]The ambassador/repersentative from England. and Yul Brynner (the King - person 2) in "The King and I". :)[/hide] |
| "Boring conversation anyway. Luke, were going to have company!' [hide]That was Harrison Ford as Han Solo in Star Wars, of course. :D[/hide] |
| "They used to say that a child conceived in love has a greater chance of happiness. They don't say that any more." [hide]Ethan Hawk as Vincent in Gattaca.[/hide] |
| Person 1: (in a scottish accent) I'll give you until wednesday to pay back all the money or i'll kill your whole family. Person 2: How about thursday and you just take out a cousin...... [hide]Person 1 was Angus, Person 2 was Pest in "The Pest".... not that I've actually seen it. [/hide] |
| Person 1: You kill anybody? Person 2: A few cops. Person 1: No real people? Person 2: Just cops. [hide]OOH OOH! I know that one, well I know it's from Resevoir Dogs, but um... is Person 1 Mr Pink and Person 2 Mr White? (Steve Buscemi and Harvey Keitel)[/hide] |
| "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return!" [hide]Oh, Lou, you've got that movie on the brain, haven't you? It's a line from Moulin Rouge.. it was both a line in the opening song they used, and it was spoken at one point, too, I'm pretty sure (by Ewan McGregor, I suspect).[/hide] |
| "Inconceivable!" [hide]Princess Bride[/hide] |
| Sam: Nicotine's a drug. Coffee's a drug. Waitress: Who's the toehead? Chet: He's with me. [hide]To Sid's question: "Twin Peaks - Fire Walk With Me"[/hide] |
| "Be afraid, Be very afraid" [hide]i know there are many movies where this is said, but just name one, or for bonus points name two :D To Saadia's Question: It started with "The Fly" with Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis then it went on to be the parody line from hell... but it last appeared (as far as I can determine) in The Hollow Man[/hide] |
| "The dangers of science are a time worn threat, from Prometheus stealing fire from the Gods to the Cold War era of the Dr. Strangelove Terror. But never before, not even at Los Alamos when the scientists made bets on whether their first atomic bomb test would wipe out New Mexico, has science given us so much reason to fear the power we have at hand." [hide]Ooh, ooh, ooh! That was the scientist... Mason (?).. from Twelve Monkeys, talking about genetically engineered viruses. [/hide] |
| "He doesn't know how to use the three sea shells..." [hide]oh oh, its demolition man, and the character's Ervin.[/hide] |
| "Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony." [hide]I know that one!! WOO HOO! It's Morpheous from The Matrix.[/hide] |
| "I'd take pleasure in guttin' you boy. I'd take pleasure... in guttin' you... boy. I'd... take... pleasure... in guttin' you... boy. Doncha think there's a lotta anger in here, John? A lotta angst? A lotta I'm-18-and-pissed-at-my-father angst? I mean, we're being held prisoner by a bunch of violence-for-pleasure-seeking Marines! Shame on them!" [hide]That was Nick Cage's character in The Rock, mocking one of the Marines. While he and Sean Connery are in jail cells in Alcatraz.[/hide] |
| Person One: "So it was you. I was going to expose you." Person Two: "I know. So I choose to expose myself." Person Three: "Please, there are ladies present!" [hide]Ooh I can't believe this I watched that film last night, the quote's from Clue, I can't remember who said it, I know one of the guys was Tim Curry and I think the first part was said by Michael Keaton who played Mr Green.[/hide] |
| "Music to drown by. Now I know I'm in first class." [hide]One of the Irish "riff-raff" in Titanic.[/hide] |
| Person 1: Christopher can scoff, Person 2, but I know how hard you've been praying; and now God is answering your prayers. Person 2: That's not why I pray, Person 1. I pray because I can't help myself. I pray because I'm helpless. I pray because the need flows out of me all the time, waking and sleeping. It doesn't change God, it changes me. [hide]Wow, feel like I'm on a roll here. That was from Shadowlands, I can't remember who the first person was but the second was Anthony Hopkins as C.S Lewis.[/hide] |
| "They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?" [hide]That would be John Cusak as Martin Blank in Grosse Pointe Blank. Which is one of the most underrated movies in history.[/hide] |
| "Don't you think it's funny that if I grab a woman's ass, and she smacks me in the face she's fighting for her rights. But, if a fag grabs my ass, and I punch his lights out, I'm a homophobe." [hide]oh, thats the parker character, in the way of the guns...i think....[/hide] |
| Person 1: I don't understant, pops, was there a murder and was there not a murder. Person 2: There was, killed good weekend. Drive please. [hide]Charlie Chan and Number One Son in Murder by Death.[/hide] |
| "I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. " [hide]That's got to be from When Harry met Sally - said by Harry (Billy Crystal) Burns[/hide] |
| Person One: Ow! It bit me! Person Two: What'd you EXPECT fairies to do? Person One: I thought they did nice things, like granting wishes! Person Two: Shows what YOU know, don't it? [hide]That was Sarah and Hoggle in Labyrinth. Hehe, really fun movie. :)[/hide] |
| Person One: As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick. Person Two: Where does the book say that? Person One: Well, it doesn't say that exactly, but somewhere there is something about a chicken. [hide]That's Tevye and one of the villagers from Fiddler on the Roof, but using a stage musical is cheating a bit, Adam. Luckily, I've seen the stage musical 3 times. :D[/hide] |
| "I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher." [hide]That was Hicks in Aliens[/hide] |
| "I hate Paris. Oh why oh why do I hate Paris? Because my love is there... with his SLUT girlfriend." [hide]It was Meg Ryan (as Kate) who said the quote from the film French Kiss which also starred Kevin Klein as Luke. [/hide] |
| Person 1:God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs. Person 2: Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth. [hide]Person one is Malcom, Person two is Ellie, from Jurasic Park[/hide] |
| Hey, whataya gonna do, nice college boy, eh? Didn't want to get mixed up in the Family business, huh? Now you wanna gun down a police captain. Why? Because he slapped ya in the face a little bit? Hah? What do you think this is the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away? You've gotta get up close like this and bada-bing! you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit. [hide]Sonny from The Godfather[/hide] |
| "I'm trying to be your girlfriend Jerry! I'm trying to win you back! I'm standing on the platform at Limbo Central with my heart and soul packed in my suitcase waiting for the Jerry Frikkin Express to roll in and tell me that my ticket is still valid and that I may reboard the train. Only the station announcer keeps coming on and telling me that my train has been delayed as the driver has suffered a major panic attack in Indecision City, "We suggest you take the bus"! That's what I have been trying to do, you cripple!" [hide]Nobody get this one? It was Lydia from 'Sliding Doors' Okay, try this one...[/hide] |
| Person One: "So, you're mortal there, but you're immortal here, unless you kill all the guys from there who have come here, in which case you become mortal here. Unless, you go back there or some more guys from there came here, at which point you become immortal here... again." Person Two: "Something like that." [hide]I'm pretty sure this is from Highlander 2, but I don't know who said it...[/hide] |
| "The video arcade is down the street. Here we just sell small rectangular objects. They're called books. They require a little effort on your part, and make no bee-bee-bee-bee-beeps. On your way please. " [hide]The book shop owner from NeverEnding Story?[/hide] |
| " I once traveled with a guide who was taking me to Faya. He didn't speak for nine hours. At the end of it he pointed to the horizon and said, 'Faya!' That was a good day." [hide]It's Almasy from "The English Patient".[/hide] |
| "The media is like the weather, only it's man-made weather." [hide]Mickey Knox (Woody Harrelson) in Natural Born Killers[/hide] |
| "God, I'd give anything for a drink. I'd give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer!" [hide]That was Jack Torence in The Shining. How appropriate, we were just talking about that actor... :)[/hide] |
| Person One: Well, I don't think you had anything to do with Charlie's death, but I'm pretty sure you're involved in this mess somehow. Person Two: I'm involved? What about you? You were the one sitting in a car with a dead man! Person One: Well, now you know! I enjoy spending time with dead men! You don't believe me, go ahead and die, it'll perk me right up! [hide] My Fellow Americans.[/hide] |
| "What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something." [hide]donnie darko...weird, thats all ill say, but funny in a way[/hide] |
| "Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on it?" [hide]THat'd be Kevin Pollak in Usual Suspects.[/hide] |
| "Strikeouts are boring, and besides which they're facist. Throw some ground balls. It's more democratic." [hide]That was Crash in Bull Durham[/hide] |
| "Christmas? Christmas means dinner, dinner means death! Death means carnage; Christmas means carnage!" [hide]That would be ferdinand the duck from Babe[/hide] |
| 'Ok, raise your hand if you think that was a russian water tentacle...' [hide]that's mary elizabeth mastrantonio :wink: from "the abyss" [/hide] |
| "C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter." [hide]Lol! I SO know that one, I can't remember the character but it was whoever Brad Pitt played in Se7en.[/hide] |
| "Back off monkey-boy, or I'll tell your daddy you're running this place like you're own personal piggie-bank or maybe I should call the IRS and arrange a little vacation for you at club FED! " [hide]Ooh, that was Jim Carey in The Mask. [/hide] |
| "If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes." [hide]That was Roy from BladeRunner.[/hide] |
| "I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some shit!" [hide]Ahahaha, that was Chet in the teen classic "Weird Science"[/hide] |
| "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!" [hide]That was the politically minded peasant talking to King Arthur in Monty Phython and the Holy Grail. Who's being opressed.[/hide] |
| I'm the kind of guy who'd walk into a greasy spoon and ask 'Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of grave fries?' I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the urge to, okay? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, eating a banana-broccoli shake, and singing 'I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener. [hide]That was Edgar Friendly in "Demolition Man"[/hide] |
| "What is it with you people? Every time you see a black woman there has to be a pimp or a John? What, do you think there's good business on the pier for hookers? Do you think I'm giving blow jobs down there to goldfish?" [hide]LOL Of course. In that case, that had to be Whoopi Goldberg in Jumping Jack Flash. :)[/hide] |
| "No, no, it's okay he's just killing my alligator bags and shooting holes in my suits. Man, that's just MEAN! That's MEAN, man!" [hide]That was from the movie Payback, I can't remember the character :? [/hide] |
| That fuckin' guy. He made this flick "Sixteen Candles." Not bad. There's tits in it, but no bush, but Ebert over here don't give a shit about that kind of thing 'cause he's, like, all in love with this John Hughes guy. He goes out and rents, like, every one of his movies. Fuckin' "Breakfast Club," where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. Fuckin' "Weird Science," where this chick wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't 'cause it's a PG movie. And then, "Pretty in Pink," which I can't even watch with this tubby bitch anymore, 'cause every time we get to the part where the redhead hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit. And there's nothing worse than watchin' a fuckin' fat man weep. [hide]Jay, of Jay and Silent Bob, in Dogma. Kevin Smith is a personal hero of mine.[/hide] |
| "And there is the account of the hanging of three men, and the scuba diver, and the suicide. There are stories of coincidence and chance and intersections and strange things told and which is which and who only knows? And we generally say: "Well, if that was in a movie, I wouldn't believe it." Someone's so-and-so met someone else's so-and-so and so on. And -- it is in the humble opinion of this narrator that strange things happen all the time. And so it goes, and so it goes. And the book says: "We may be through with the past but the past ain't through with us." [hide]That was the Narrator guy from Magnolia.[/hide] |
| Person One: I'd like a Long Island iced tea, please. Person Two: Is that a good idea, for the baby? Person One: Oh, please. This baby owes its life to Long Island iced teas, if you know what I mean. [hide]Wud that be the characters Bill and Deedee in the Opposite of Sex?[/hide] |
| Person 1: How would you like it if I made your life a living hell? Person 2: Well, |
| Person 1: I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smell's like ... smell's like victory [hide]Kilgore, Apocolypse Now. Just give me a min....[/hide] |
| Nikolai Person One: They've even got photos of the guy leaving the embassy, through the back service entrance. Hey, (two), you on?
Person Two: Yeah, I'm on. Person One: Were you still in C.I.A. in '72? Person Two: Yeah, why? Person One: Did you know the Deputy Director of Planning was down in Managua, Nicaragua the day before the earthquake? Person Two: Now what are you saying, the C.I.A. caused the Managua earthquake? Person One: Well, I can't prove it, but... [hide]i believe that was sneakers, if so mine is.[/hide] |
| guy 1: "i eat pieces of sh/t like you for breakfast guy 2: "you eat pieces of sh/t for breakfast?" [hide]Finally, one i know. That was.....Happy Gilmore![/hide] |
| "So I assume you;ve come here to make some arrangements, but unfortunately, I dont F(*&% losers" [hide]That was Sarah Michelle Gellar as the oh-so misunderstood Kathryn in Cruel Intentions. [/hide] |
| Person One - "What's the thing people remember about the Gulf War? A bomb falling down a chimney. Let me tell you something: I was in the building where we filmed that with a 10-inch model made out of Legos." Person Two - "Is that true?" Person One - "Who the hell's to say?" [hide]That sounds sooo much like wag the dog...*checks* ok it is...the conrad guy and the stanly guy...[/hide] |
| Person 1: Whoa! Look at that! Who'd wanna live in a place like that? Person 2: That would be my home. Person 1: Oh and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder. [hide]If memory serves me correct, that would be Shrek. Here's mine:[/hide] |
| Person 1: Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside-down! Person 2: If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces! [hide]Is that from "The Goonies"?[/hide] |
| person one: If you want me …, You know where to find me. person two: Five minutes. You get back over here in five minutes. person one: I'll be asleep in five minutes. person two: Five. You know it, and I know it. [hide]it's indiana jones and the temple of doom...i remember it vaguely cuz i watched the dvds a little while ago...[/hide] |
| "we're all gonna be three little fonzies. and what was fonzie?" "cool?" "correct-amundo!" [hide] it was pulp fiction i do belave ?[/hide] |
| person 1 : "Thirty-seven! My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!" person 2 : "In a row?" [hide]That was from Clerks, Person 1 was Dante and Person 2 was... Randal I believe.[/hide] |
| "Jack, I'm only an elected official; I can't make decisions by myself!" [hide]That was the mayor of Haloween town, in Nightmare Before Christmas.[/hide] |
| Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president! [hide]Was that President Skroob in Spaceballs? Yes, it has to be :D [/hide] |
| Person 1: Hold me. Person 2: I can't. [hide]OH! of course, it's from Edward Sicssorhands - Winnona and Valerian, er, Johnny Depp :D hehehe[/hide] |
| Person 1: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard? Person 2: Hey, I'm French, alright? Person 1: Your garbage cans are knocked over and your dogs pregnant. Person 2: Hey, I said I was French. [hide]Oh, that was River Phoenix and... Mr. Corey Feldman (jeez, has the world forgotten him already?)... in "Stand By Me". [/hide] |
| "Okay... bullshit... bullshit... my line! Bullshit... bullshit... my line! Aaaagh! That's hilarious! That is hilarious!!" [hide]That was from Man on the Moon said by Jim Carrey. [/hide] |
| "Oh it doesn't? You don't think I see what you're trying to do here? You think I'm gonna sit here and smile while some fuckin' kike tries to fuck my mother? It's never gonna happen Murray, fuckin' forget it, not on my watch, not while I'm still in this family. I will fuckin' cut your Shylock nose off and stick it up your ass before I let that happen. Coming here and poison my family's dinner with your Jewish, Nigger-lovin', hippie bullshit. Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah, walk out, asshole, fuckin' Cabala reading motherfucker. Get the fuck out of my house." [hide]That was Danny Vinyard from American History X[/hide] |
| "Those French! They hate us, they smoke, they have a whole relationship with dairy products I don't understand." [hide]That was from french kiss, with kate speaking[/hide] |
| Person one: It appears to be a robotic arm. Person two: (sarcastically) Very astute. [hide]That was from Star Trek: Nemesis said by none other than Data (hmm... Saadia picking a Data quote... why am I not surprised :P ) and the second person I would guess is Worf.[/hide] |
| Person 1: You're just jealous, Person 2, that I got better, that I was released, that I have a chance at a life. Person2: They didn't release you 'cause you're better, Person 1, they just gave up. You call this a life? Taking Daddy's money, buying your dollies and knick-knacks. Eating his fucking chicken, fattening up like a prize fucking heifer. You changed the scenery, but not the fucking situation. And the warden makes house calls. And everybody knows, everybody knows, that he fucks you. What they don't know is that you like it. Huh? You like it! [hide]That was from Girl Interrupted. I can't remember the characters but I think the first was played by Britney Murphy and the second was Angelina Jolie. Okay I just looked it up, Britney Murphy's character was called Daisy and Angelina's - Lisa. [/hide] |
| "You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life." [hide]That was Bill Murry's character Phil from Groundhog's day.[/hide] |
| Person 1: God, you are so square. Person 2: Hey, I'm not square, you're the one square. Your full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin' creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you sell your little pussies for nothing, man? For some low-life pimp who stands in the hall? And I'm square? You're the one square, man. I don't go screwing fuck with bunch of killers and junkies like you do. You call that hip? What world are you from? [hide]Oh jeez I can't believe I keep remembering all of these! That was Travis from Taxi Driver.[/hide] |
| "Nothing is more reliable than a man whose loyalties can be bought with hard cash."
[hide]Boris Balkan in The Ninth Gate. And what is wrong with Lena Olin? :) hehe, another fun quote from that movie - crashing the black mass with Mumbo jumbo, mumbo jumbo, MUMBO JUMBO![/hide] |
| Person One: Paragraph one states that I, person one, a not-for-profit organization, with offices in Purgatory, Hell, and Los Angles, will give you seven wishes to use as you see fit. Person Two: Seven? Why not eight? Person One: Why not SIX? I don't know. Seven just sounds right. [hide]thats form teh movie bedazzled[/hide] |
| James_Connor person 1: So why the long face horse? Banky on the rag? person 2: I'm just a, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble. person 1: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that alot. [hide]Ooo! I know this one! Its from Chasing Amy; person 1 is Jay and person 2 is Holden. Hmm, you're in a very "Kevin Smith" mood. [/hide] |
| "That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else." [hide]Oh! I only watched this film a few weeks ago, heh, a true tribute to the teen trauma queen that is Molly Ringwald. I believe that was Jim and the film was Sixteen Candles. [/hide] |
| "You just had one of those 'I glued a bird to my head' days." [hide]That was from Forget Paris, said by Billy Crystal.[/hide] |
| Person 1: I like to dress in women's clothing. Person 2: You're a fruit? Person 1: No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them. Person 2: You're not a fruit? Person 1: No, I'm all man. I even fought in W.W.2. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform. [hide]Thats is from Ed Wood as delivered by Johnny Depp to Peter Boyle I think...[/hide] |
| Person One: Lou the Wrench? Why the Wrench? Person Two: He twisted some guy's head off. Person One: OFF? [hide]Analyze That :D Person 1 is Billy Crystal, Person 2 Paul Vitti[/hide] |
| Person 1: So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Person 2: These are your last words, so make them a prayer. Person 1: Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking... and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got 'REPLICA' written down the side of your guns.... And, the fact that I've got 'Desert Eagle point 5 0' written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... fu** off. [hide]Its from snatch, person 1 being bullet tooth tony and the second one being vinny[/hide] |
| Person 1: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me... so help me, so help me and cut! We're still working on it, it's a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers. [hide]Hehe...this one is from Monsters, Inc. and I believe it's Mike Wasowski.[/hide] |
| "Nobody puts Baby in a corner." [hide]Twould be Johnny Castle (Patrick Swayze) from Dirty Dancing.[/hide] |
| "Sandra Templeton, I love you and I WILL marry you!" [hide]Good God, i know one... THats Ewan Mcgregor in "Big Fish"[/hide] |
| 0009ff]"Choose wisely, Henry. Divorce is only something they do in England." [hide] from ever after, that was Queen MArie talking to her son.[/hide] |
| Person 1:What shall we toast to? Person2:My Triumph.. Person1:Not my choice of toasts. but its your call. To your triumph over Annet Person2: [laughing] Person1: whats so funny? Person 2" my triumph isnt over her, its over you Darian Sorry Kris, i beat you to it [hide]You're Ryan Phillipe obssession is terrible Shaun :P Tis Cruel Intentions, Person 1 is Sarah Michelle Geller's character (grr what's her name?) and Person 2 is Ryan Phillipe's character Sebastian.[/hide] |
| Person 1: So what really happened to your family? Person 2: They were savagely ripped apart and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks. Person 1: That happens a lot. [hide]Quote is from the movie Super star, lol i knew i recognised it...person one was well um..you know the major title actress, what-er-name....the one who kissed trees and lamp posts...the second one was the guy on the motor bike in the special class who was thought to have murdered his parents but later he was found to stutter...whew...ok i've gotta remember names next time :)[/hide] |
| "Look Ma I'm road kill! HA HA HA!!!" [hide]Isn't that Jim Carey in The Mask?[/hide] |
| Person1: "I make you taller! And not so fluffy!" Person2: "I like fuffy!" [hide]Awwww Amanda you're so precious... Person 1 is Jumba, Person 2 is Stitch, from Lilo and Stitch.[/hide] |
| "Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? Fall head over heels. I say find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart. I'm not hearing any heart. Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back. Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived." [hide]hehehe, that's anthony hopkins in Meet Joe Black...i remember going with a girl (hehe, she wanted to see I Still Know What You Did Last Summer), funnily enough, she hated the film and i loved it...of course, the fact that claire forlani plays in it didn't play a part in it :wink: [/hide] |
| Person 1: What are you doing two weeks on Saturday? Person 2: Probably killing myself. Person 1: Excellent. What time does that finish? Do you like boats? [hide]Heh, I didn't even have to look that one up, Person One is James, Person Two is Helen in Sliding Doors.[/hide] |
| Person One: I remember the time you ran off and tried to leave me. Need I remind you how worried I was about you? Person Two: No. You reminded me enough the night you brought me back here. Person One: You're not suggesting I enjoyed that, are you? Person Two: Oh, God, no. That would make you a monster. [hide]I think this is from 'Sleeping With The Enemy' but I have no idea on character names or anything else...[/hide] |
| Person One: How were you able to get my appointment without Gracchus knowing? Person Two: I fought fire with oil. I purchased the Senate behind his back. [hide]Oh! I know this one. I believe its from Spartacus, I'm not sure who the first person is, but I believe the second person is Cassius? I'm not sure, so I won't post a quote until I have confirmation... hehe, fairly close. Marcus Licinus Crassus, charged with putting down the revolt. The first person was Marcus Publius Glabrus.[/hide] |
| Person 1: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? Person 2: I don't listen to hip-hop. [hide]That would be South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Chef to the General.[/hide] |
| "My mother didn't believe in mayonnaise. She didn't believe in food that requires electricity. " [hide]That was Gwyneth Paltrow's character Liv in 'Duets'.[/hide] |
| Person 1: I've got a really great compliment for you, and its true. Person 2: I'm so afraid you're about to say something awful. Person 1: Don't be pessimistic, it's not your style. Anyway, here goes: I've got this, what, ailment. Now, my doctor, this shrink I used to go to all the time, says that in fifty to sixty percent of cases, a pill really helps. I HATE pills, hate them. I'm using the word "hate" about pills. Anyway, my compliment to you is the night after you came over and said that you would never... well, you were there, you know what you said. Anyway, the very next morning, I started taking the pills. Person 2: I don't quite get how that's a compliment for me. Person 1: You make me want to be a better man. [hide]That's As Good as It Gets.... person 1 is Jack Nicholson's character...Melvin Udall, and person 2 is Helen Hunt's character...Carol Connelly....[/hide] |
| Person 1: Are you taking me to a hospital? Because I don't want to die in a hospital. Person 2: I'm not going to take you to a hospital. Person 1: WHAT? What do you mean you're not taking me to a hospital? I demand to be taken to a hospital! [hide]That was from 'A Life Less Ordinary' Person one is Ewan McGregor's character Robert and Person Two was Cameron Diaz's character Celine.[/hide] |
| "I write of the great, eternal truths that bind together all mankind. The whole world over, we eat, we shit, we fuck, we kill and we die." [hide]That's the Marquise de Sade from "Quills" I have no idea what the name of the actor is but it's the same guy who plays Barbossa in the Pirates of the Carribean.[/hide] |
| It must be hard living your life off a couple of scraps of paper. You mix your laundry list with your grocery list you'll end up eating your underwear for breakfast. [hide]I think it was from Memento, Joe Pantoliano to Guy Peirce, I Think... |
| UPDATE: Looked it up...right movie, wrong actor. It was Carrie Anne Moss to Guy Pierce.[/hide] |
| "There's nothing I wouldn't do to win. But I never hurt anyone for any reason other than sticking a dog's skull on a stake." [/hide]That's from "The Salute of the Jugger", but of course the Americans changed the title to "Blood of Heroes". (They do this a lot - I mean to say, from 'Evil Angels' to 'A Cry in the Dark'? Please...) [/hide] |
| Say Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates so he went and changed his name to J3L2404? [hide]That was the Marge character from Fargo - I can't remember who played her though. [/hide] |
| Person One: "It wasn't... personal." Person Two: "What is that supposed to mean? I am so sick of that. All that means is that it wasn't personal to you. But it was personal to me. It's *personal* to a lot of people. And what's so wrong with being personal, anyway?" Person One: "Uh, nothing." Person Two: "Whatever else anything is, it ought to begin by being personal." [hide]That was Kathleen and joe in You've Got Mail.[/hide] |
| Nikolai Person One: Cloaking device available on all flight modes. Person Two: I'm impressed, that's a lot of work for a short journey. Person One: We are in an enemy vessel. I did not wish to be shot down on our way to our own funeral. [hide]kirk and chekov star trek IV the voyage home[/hide] |
| person1: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means? person2: Doesn't that mean you're drunk? person1: No. It means I was drunk yesterday. person3: It means you're an alcoholic. person1: Wrong. person3: You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease! [hide]Person 1 is Jack Black's character from "School of Rock" and the other two people are students. Quote time...[/hide] |
| "Nothing? NOTHING? NOTHING, tra la la?"
[hide]LOL, The Labrynth right? The Goblin King, gee that takes me back... I'm sure how much you can say you 'found' that quote, so much as selected it from the entire script which is imprinted on your brain. ;)[/hide] |
| "I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections. I'm a fan of man. I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist." [hide]Ooooh, that was Al Pacino in the Devil's Advocate as Sa- er, John Milton.[/hide] |
| Person One: It's disgraceful, you're old enough to be her... her grandfather. Person Two: Well, I'm as human as the next man. Person One: Dad, I *was* the next man. Person Two: Oh... ships that pass in the night. [hide]Hehe, easy one. That was Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones and Sean Connery as his father in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. :)[/hide] |
| Because iocaine comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. [hide]The Princess Bride? :D [/hide] |
| Patient: But what of my mother's death? Doctor: Her death? You didn't tell me. Patient: I held her hand when she died. That hand... even as I held it... turned to the black paw of a panther. I felt the coarse hair, the sharp talons, the pads...I felt them... I saw her lying, black... I saw that. [hide]A hint: starring Nastasja Kinski and Malcolm McDowell [hide]Cat People[/hide][/hide] |
| "Putting out fire with gasoline" [hide]"Gasoline" is also from Cat People.[/hide] |
| "I bet you'd stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell!' [hide]"head in a fire" is from House of 1000 Corpses[/hide] |
| Person One: We're immortal, we can do anything! Person Two: Oh yeah? Clap. [hide]Both of these are from the same movie:[/hide] |
| "I'm also an ex-Gothamite, who's been living here in Ajax country for just over a month now, and I'm going crazy. You see doctor, my problem is that given complete freedom of choice, I don't WANT to squeeze the goddamn Charmin!" [hide]They were both Bobbie Markowe quotes from The Stepford Wives. [/hide] |
| "If I were to apologize for every time I got smashed, I'd spend my life wandering around saying 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry.'" [hide]They were both Bobbie Markowe quotes from The Stepford Wives. [/hide] |
| "I've put up with all of your pinching, poking, staring and chasing me around the desk because I need this job. But this is the last straw. I've got a gun out there in my purse. Up until now I've been forgiving and forgetting because of the way I was brought up, but I'll tell you one thing. If you say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot. And don't think I can't do it." [hide]Ooh, Ooh...! That was Dolly Parton talking to her boss in "9 to 5"... One of those classic 80's movies that stick in your mind for years. :)[/hide] |
| Person 1: "You can bend the rules plenty once you get to the top, but not while you're trying to get there. And if you're someone like me, you can't get there without bending the rules." Person 2: "You've got a real fire in your belly." Person 1: "I'm not quite sure what you mean, sir. I've got something in my belly, but I think it's nervous knots." [hide]Heh, I recognised that without even needing to check (another of those 80's movies that stick in your mind for years huh?) Person 1 is Tess McGill and Person 2 is that Trask guy from the movie Working Girl. :D[/hide] |
| "What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" [hide]I want to say either Bowling for Columbine or High Fidelity.[/hide] |
| "I want more life, father!" [hide]That was Roy Batty (played by the delectable Rutger Hauer) in Blade Runner. :D[/hide] |
| Person 1: "And that fits?" Person 2: "Well... Yeah, it's rubber. It stretches." Person 1: "And still it fits?" [hide]That's Alien Nation, :D the alien detective Sam Francisco (later George) talking to his partner the human cop, Sikes. James Caan was the human, I didnt remember who played Sam, and oh, surprise: Mandy Patinkin :D.[/hide] |
| Person 1: I am wondering, why are you here?
Person 2: I'm looking for someone. Person 1: Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm? [hide]Heh, yeah, really easy. The movie is The Empire Strikes Back. In the first quote person one is Leia and two is Han Solo, in the second quote person one is Yoda and two is Luke skywalker. [/hide] |
| Person 1: Stop that! My hands are dirty.
Person 2: My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of? [hide]different scene, different people, same movie :D[/hide] |
| "Do know what's gonna be here? Right here? A lake. As far as the eyes can see. Hundreds of feet deep. Hundreds of feet deep. Did you ever look out over a lake and think of somethin' buried underneath it? Buried underneath it. Well man, that's just about as buried as you can get." [hide]In answer to your quote that was Lewis Medlock in Deliverance. [/hide] |
| Person One: "No man may have me, unless he's beaten me in a fair fight." Person Two: "So, the only man that can have you, is one who's trying to kill you. That's logic." [hide]Ok...I never, never know these right off the bat...so I'm excited about this one. This is from Red Sonja. Person One is Red Sonja herself, played by Brigitte Nielson, and Person Two is Kalidor (a total Conan clone) played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. I so love this movie. I even briefly played Sonja in this cool RPG a friend of mine invented where you could play any fictional character from any medium. [/hide] |
| Person One: My parents want to invite you over for tea on Saturday. Person Two: I don't like tea. Person One: [laughing] You don't have to drink tea. Person Two: I don't like parents [hide]That's from Grease, Person 1 being Sandy (Olivia Newton John) and person 2 being Danny (John Travolta).[/hide] |
| I'm in a glass case of emotion!!! [hide]That was Ron in Anchorman.[/hide] |
| This is why only fools are heroes - because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. [hide]That sounds like Green Goblin in Spider-Man. Am I right? Am I?[/hide] |
| "..." [hide]Okay that was a trick one, it was Bernie in Weekend at Bernie's.[/hide] |
| Person 1: She's the least of your worries right now, believe me, Person2. Person 2: What do you mean? Person 1: Well, I mean that for nearly three thousand years man has been searching for the lost ark. It's not something to be taken lightly. No one knows its secrets. It's like nothing you've ever gone after before. Person 2: [laughing] Oh, Person1. What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother. We've known each other for a long time. I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am. [hide]I think the 'lost ark' comment kind of gave that one away Dave. Person one was Marcus Brody, person two Indiana Jones, from Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Los Ark[/hide] |
| "We're in a warehouse, and you just hit a cow. I think we better back up." [hide]Ok, that's Gene Wilder's character, Dave Lyons, talking to Richard Prior's character, Wally Karue in See No Evil, Hear No Evil. [/hide] |
| Person 1: My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away. A hero at a thousand paces! Person 2: I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it. Person 1: You don't remember? Person 2 : For you, the day ------ graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday. [hide]I swear to God that sounds like Xena, Warrior Princess. I think it's from that film Street Fighter, but I can't remember who said it. :? It is from Street fighter, and its Chun Lee talking to M. Bison[/hide] |
| "Oh no, this is wrong...wrong...this is wrong....this is....WRONG ME, WRONG ME, Wrong my brains out!.." [hide]Oh! Oh! I think I remember! :D Wasn't it from Dracula: Dead and Loving it? The part where Renfield is trying to sleep in Dracula's castle and D's brides come in and start getting a bit frisky? ;) [/hide] |
| "You know how men are. They think "no" means "yes" and "get lost" is "take me, I'm yours!" [hide]Meg is Disney's Heracles - er, Hercules.[/hide] |
| Person One: "Tell me you don't at least find me a little bit attractive?" Person Two: "You have your moments." Person One: "Well, you tell me which moments are my moments and I'll try to duplicate them." [hide]Person One is Roy McAvoy and Person Two is Dr Molly Griswold from the movie 'Tin Cup'. [/hide] |
| Person One: I tell you, that thing is a damn hazard! Person Two: It's just a toaster! Person One: Why is it called a toaster when it produces no toast, but simply warm bread, and inserting it two times produces charcoal? The ideal toaster would have one and a half insertions to produce the correct toast. Person Two: You know something? Nobody gives a rat's ass that you have to push the toast down twice, and you know why? Because everybody pushes their toast down twice! Person One: Not where I come from! Person Two: Oh, right. Where you come from, toast is a result of reflection and study! [hide]Ok...this is from Kate and Leopold. The funny thing is I was just talking to my sister about this scene the other day when she was complaining about our toaster. Person One is Hugh Jackman (yummy) as Leopold, and Person Two is Meg Ryan as Kate.[/hide] |
| Person One: You're not one of my vassals... who are you? Person Two: Who wants to know? Person One: I am (blank) the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples. Person Two: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town. [hide]evil dead army of darkness! :twisted: this is my boom strick![/hide] |
| person 1: I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward. person 2:***, ***... maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that? person 1: Plucky? [hide]Galaxy Quest. Loved that film. One of Tim Allen's best.[hide] |
| Person 1: I'm responsible for nineteen of the twenty top-grossing films of all time. Person 2: Nineteen? Person 1: Yeah, the one about the kid, by himself in his house, burglars trying to get in and he fights them off? I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit. [hide]That's from Dogma. Person 1 is Serendipity and peson two is Bethany.[/hide] |
| "America, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfucking day, yeah! / America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah! / Terrorists, your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to / America, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls! / America, fuck yeah! What you gonna do when we come for you now!" [hide]Too Easy, its from Team America World Police[/hide] |
| If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. [hide]by any chance is it ben stiller in zoolander?[/hide] |
| person 1: I thought a bond developed betwen us! person 2: No. Not really. You're scum, ****; you did it for RATINGS. You don't give a shit about us or anybody else except yourself; that's why nobody gives a shit about YOU. That's why "helicopters" were not "deployed." [hide]Oh, I know that! Person One is Wayne and Person Two is Mickey in Natual Born Killers.[/hide] |
| "Can't you see where this leads? A declaration, a kiss, a wedding, family, obligation, boredom, adultery." [hide]thats Evgeny Onegin am i right am i right[/hide] |
| James_Connor person 1 : I made a new friend today. person 2: Real or imaginary? person 1: Imaginary [hide]Isn't that from Donnie Darko?[/hide] |
| Person One: Jimmy, what did you do? Person Two rubs person one on the shoulder Person Two: Thanks for finding my daughter's killer, Person One: You gonna send Celeste Boyle 500 a month too? [hide]That's from Mystic River (Sean and Jimmy).[/hide] |
| P1: Look, you confused? You need guidance? Talk to another writer. P2: Who? P1: Jesus, < [hide]That's Geisler and Barton talking from the Coen brothers movie Barton Fink.[/hide] |
| "Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no muscle." [hide]Dr. Frank-n-Furter in Rocky Horror. Who's just a sweet transvestite.[/hide] |
| Person One: We'd be better off without you and Maximilian trying to knock heads. Person Two: I can handle that thing. Person One: Well, far be it from you to admit there isn't anything you can't handle. Person Two: There are three basic types, Mr. Person Three: Well, do us all a favor, [hide]HINT: One of the people involved is a robot. :) [hide]Ok, I think a week unanswered is long enough. I can't believe that I'm the only one who's both seen The Black Hole AND is willing to answer the question. :P[/hide][/hide] |
| Person One: "What the hell was that noise?" Person Two: "That was my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do." [hide]That was Spaceballs (the Movie).[/hide] |
| Boy1: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know. Girl: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? Boy: Not right now. Girl: A girl's gotta have her standards. [hide]This is from Real Genius. I love that movie. All great films should climax with enormous amounts of Jiffy Pop and Tears for Fears. [/hide] |
| Person One: Your mother ate my dog. Person Two: Not all of it. [hide]Uh, that's from the movie Braindead but I can't really remember who said what. [/hide] |
| PERSON ONE: "...and I don't believe that the Holy Spirit is a dove." PERSON TWO: "No, I don't believe that either." PERSON ONE: "Doves are anything but holy." PERSON TWO: "They poo on our windows." [hide]That's the two children in "The Others". :D Great movie. [/hide] |
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Movie Quote Quiz (ARCHIVE)
Person 2: It's a ceremony.
Person 1: It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity. [/i]
[hide]This is my favorite line from...The Incredibles...Person One is Mr. Incredible and person Two is Elastagirl.[/hide]
Person Two: Generally, yes. [hide]ok i cheated on this one i did a googel wack but this page needs to move on man its form the movie Kolobos
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[hide]That's Billy Crystal in City Slickers :D I had to look the original name of this one in the net too. You cant imagine the name they used in Spanish!![/hide]
Person 2: They don't believe in marriage.
Person 1: I've been married twice.
Person 2: See what I mean? [hide]That was "North by Northwest". [/hide]
Person 2: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Person 1: Like what are my skills?
Person 2: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.
[hide]Hmm, Napoleon Dynamite? Guess that means I need to find one.[/hide]
Person Two: Seems a sound proposition. What brought you here?
Person One: A lapse of judgment. I told the truth.
[hide]Tee hee, typical Adam quoting from Man of La Mancha, I think person one is the Duke and person two is Cervantes. [/hide]
[hide]The only teen movie I know of that starred any sort of Slayer was the one with Eliza Dushku in it. Something about cheerleaders? Dunno, never watched it...
[hide]Okay...I think that *is* from "Bring it On"...The Dance coach[/hide][/hide][/hide]
Mystery women: Last year? It was, "Buy American."
Voice of Documentarian: And the year before that?
Mystery Women: "U.S.A. is A-okay."
Voice of Documentarian: Can you remember the theme of your favorite pageant?
Mystery Women: "Can I? I'm Amer-I-Can!" People ask me where I get this. I don't know, it's, maybe a gift from God or somethin'. [hide]Drop Dead Gorgeous?[/hide]