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Submitted by Heather on Mon, 01/24/2005 - 16:51
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Kris passed this e-mail around (so most of you have probably already seen it), but it was too much fun not to share with everyone.

I'm Poopsie Gigglebuns and Dave, appropriately enough, is Squeezit Girdlesniffer. :)

For those who are wondering what the hell I'm talking about, here's the relevant excerpt:

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = bootie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = biscuits
o = hiney
p = chunks
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.

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Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopyp

Submitted by James_Connor on Sat, 01/22/2005 - 14:48.
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mines pinkey toilet shorts ?

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopyp

Submitted by Meredith Bell on Sat, 01/22/2005 - 15:24.
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Natasha Brookes wrote:
I'm Poopsie Gigglebuns and Dave, appropriately enough, is Squeezit Girdlesniffer. :)

Shouldn't you both be Mr and Mrs Girdlesniffer now? :wink:

Oh, yeah, and this would make me... Dorky Waffleface tee hee.

PS to Nick - those three spyware programmes happen to be the exact same that I have downloaded now! Thanks for the help anyway :D

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopyp

Submitted by Logan on Sat, 01/22/2005 - 16:08.
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Im Poopsie Applebuns lol

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopyp

Submitted by Disposable_Hero on Sat, 01/22/2005 - 18:33.
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Tootie Gorillabiscuits

...

I'm not sure what to think.

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopyp

Submitted by Blackthorn on Sat, 01/22/2005 - 20:23.
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Buttercup Bubblebiscuits

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopyp

Submitted by Kent on Sun, 01/23/2005 - 06:42.
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Zippy Cootiebrain 8O

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopyp

Submitted by James_Connor on Sun, 01/23/2005 - 08:08.
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Tootie Gorilla biscuits ?

Gorilla biscuits is the name of a famous old shcool hardcore band from the 80's feel proud matt

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopyp

Submitted by Hola-Meg-a-Cola on Mon, 01/24/2005 - 16:20.
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And on a side note, I am Fluffy Girdlenose :D

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopyp

Submitted by Hunter on Mon, 01/24/2005 - 16:29.
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I'm Loopy Liver :D .

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