Submitted by Meredith Bell on Thu, 03/06/2003 - 19:20
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here's a link to a heap of quizzes
tell us which ones you do and how you scored :)
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here's a link to a heap of quizzes
tell us which ones you do and how you scored :)
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Congratulations, David!
Your IQ score is 140
This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test.
The even better news is that at Emode, we've taken your IQ test one step further. During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We were able to analyze how you did on each set of those questions, which allows us to shed light on the way your brain uniquely functions.
At the same time, we compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.
The first thing we can tell you about that is you're equally good at mathematical and verbal tasks, and learn best through experience.
http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/
Be aware they will try to sell you stuff...
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Well, I'm not going to bother posting my actual results, since I got exactly the same as Dave. Yep, 140 - Visionary Philosopher. Scary, huh?
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Haven't taken this one yet, but:
What level of hell are you going to?
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Dante's Inferno Test - You Have Been Judged
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Actually that doesn't sound too bad, reminds me of a Holiday Inn that I stayed in once :D
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Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo
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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
I really did answer the questions honestly! Nobody's more surprised than I am. Apparently limbo is for "Virtuous Non-Believers". Didn't think I was all that virtuous... :oops:
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Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo
Ok, I am very suprprised to be sharing this with Heather. I figured she would end up with the lustfull. ;)
Just for fun - I just barely missed out getting sent to Level Eight, with the rest of the magicians. :)
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I'm 79% mutant :mrgreen:
Mutant! Who's a mutant? You are! And we're not talking just any, run-of-the-mill mutant. You're a mutant to the Nth degree! So now comes the tough part. You need to use those mutant powers for good, not evil. If the world needs saving, you need to be the one doing it, cause if not you, who? So strap on that suave, leather costume, find yourself a sleek jet of some sort, and get moving, because you, my friend, have work to do!
hehe, and here's the fun part :wink:
- people more mutated than me ~ 7%
- people just as mutated as me ~ 0%
- people less mutated than me ~ 91%
and the funny part is that aparently 122, 324 people have taken the test...so i don't know how they worked that out!
are you a mutant?
http://test3.thespark.com/mutanttest/
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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
I didnt think I was that Bad....
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Apparently I am 34% Mutant and a Mutant Wannabe with latent mutant powers.
Of course the quiz didn't ask about my four kidneys or Webbed toes. Their loss.
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Errrm... *gulps* :?
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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
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60% mutant!
Mutant Wannabe! Well, we've got good news and bad news. The good news is that you've definitely got some latent mutant powers. The bad news is that if you didn't have experts like us on the case, you'd never even know it. Your mutant potential needs to be developed, coaxed out like the last drop of toothpaste from the very bottom of the tube. Keep doing your thing, and one day that mutant ability just might show itself. If not, might we suggest attending a fine institution like the Xavier School for Gifted Students. We hear their biology department is excellent.
Wooohooo... Wolverine baby... Here I come!!! :wink:
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26% - People more mutated than you
2% - People just as mutated as you
71% - People less mutated than you
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60% MUTANT
Mutant Wannabe! Well, we've got good news and bad news. The good news is that you've definitely got some latent mutant powers. The bad news is that if you didn't have experts like us on the case, you'd never even know it. Your mutant potential needs to be developed, coaxed out like the last drop of toothpaste from the very bottom of the tube. Keep doing your thing, and one day that mutant ability just might show itself. If not, might we suggest attending a fine institution like the Xavier School for Gifted Students. We hear their biology department is excellent.
Looks like April isnt the only one close to being a mutant
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:cry: im only 54% mutant...guess i dont have that cunning sense of smell and regenerability...
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How Odd...Heather and I got DIFFERENT Results!
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Woo Hoo! Party in Heaven when I get there! (after a little side-trip to limbo to rescue Heather--The rest of you sinners got what you deserved ;))
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Pah! Who wants to go to heaven? Everyone knows there's more fun to be had by living in sin
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Y'all are living in sin while I am creating it. Don't ask where I fell. I think I'm still falling.
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Wow. I thought I was going to hell for sure. Big surprise here.
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
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Krissy-fur,
You are a martyr! *Makes loud announcement to rest of board...*
Board... this is Mother Kristen; Mother Kristen meet the Board
You better say a little prayer, or in your case, a little spell for my soul.
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Damn straight, Lou! I'll have to convince Dave to come stay in Limbo with me. :) And Adam, yeah - I figured I'd wind up with the lustful. Dunno how I escaped sharing that fate with April. (You naughty girl, you. :wink:)
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wow, i am a boy scout :roll:
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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For all you X-men Fans, I found this. Which X-Man/woman are you
http://www.lacota.net/alanna/xquiz.html
You are
Mystique
Your natural form is bright blue and scaly with permantently slicked back hair, but its okay - you can exactly replicate anybody you choose. Your loyalties are to Magneto, but what your motivations are, no one knows
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I swear... I did not manipulate my answers, they just happened this way.
You are
Magneto
You are Erik Lehnsheer, able to control and manipulate magnetic fields, giving you control over metals. You have strong views about mutant's place in society, viz, on top, and you won't rest until they get there.
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***sigh*** :cry: :( :oops: why me? why me?
You are
Cyclops
You're Scott Summers, one of the original members of the X-Men. You can fire hugely powerful optic blasts from your eyes... which means you get to wear all sorts of cool shades all the time!
if only jean "women take the good guys home" grey existed :oops:
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You are
Jean Grey
You can read minds and levitate objects. You're ultimately loyal to your friends and the X-Men, and have a boyfriend who just can't take his glasses off.
Damn, that means I have to have a dorky boyfriend - oh, wait. I've already got one of those. :wink:
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Hey Ricardo,
Take heart in knowing Jean "Take the bad guy home" Brennan DOES exist!! Here Wolvy Wolvy Wolvy...
Hehe! :D
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I swear on all things sane and sour:
You are Wolverine
You know nothing of your past, how you got your shiney claws, your super fast healing factor or even your name. This bugs you, not surprisingly. You're often described as more animal than human, but you're a sensitive caring guy deep down. Really.
Hey Shaun!! Neener neener neener!! I rule!
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hehehe, ok...this was purely luck, i was expecting something more along the lines of Mystique.... Go figure:
You are
Wolverine
You know nothing of your past, how you got your shiney claws, your super fast healing factor or even your name. This bugs you, not surprisingly. You're often described as more animal than human, but you're a sensitive caring guy deep down. Really.
and i repeat jean's quote: Shaun! neener neener neener :P
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You are Rogue
You're Rogue, but not half as angsty and southern as the original. Your habit of absorbing people's energy and powers on touch means that skin/skin contact with other people isn't a good idea, unless you're feeling mean.
I'm not sure how much I like this... *frowns*
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Heh heh... This was funny... *grin*
The "Are You Dateable" Test
Damn, J-Lo! You are...
78% dateable!
Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... You're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a man (or woman.) Not only do you know how to turn a guy's (or girl's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."
FUN FACT...
- People more dateable than you (22%)
- People just as dateable as you (3%)
- People less dateable than you (73%)
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Mild congratulations, you are...
49%
dateable! You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.
hmmmmm.......Im not liking this qiuz so much.
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Damn, Rico! You are...
73% datable!
Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."
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hehe...what a star 8) ?!?!?!?!?!?!? hey as long as i passed :roll:
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You are an abhorrance! My scraggily three-legged dawg wouldn't date you. Stay away from the blind.
Just kidding. This quiz was so friggin funny. Y'all have to take it, if only for the comic relief.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? What about the blind?" *still cracking up over this quiz*
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Damn, J-Lo! You are...
74%
dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a man (or woman.) Not only do you know how to turn a guy's (or girl's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."
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I guess that would explain the strange looks I get from people all the time. :wink:
86%
Mutant!
Who's a mutant? You are! And we're not talking just any, run-of-the-mill mutant. You're a mutant to the Nth degree! So now comes the tough part. You need to use those mutant powers for good, not evil. If the world needs saving, you need to be the one doing it, cause if not you, who? So strap on that suave, leather costume, find yourself a sleek jet of some sort, and get moving, because you, my friend, have work to do!
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Which sexy comic book woman are you?
http://quizilla.com/users/perchandcreep/quizzes/Which%20Sexy%20Comic%20B...
Go me :mrgreen: one question though...
who or what is an abbey chase?
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shes one of the danger girls...from an independent comic, wildstorm if im not mistaken...dont know much about her though
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I think I am noticing a theme here. Why do all these women have zonkers the size of Africa? Do the people who draw these pictures realise that apart from the impossibilities of the whole giant tits skinny waste ratio, these women would cripple themselves by the time they reached thirty!
Oh and I have no idea who this savage girl is, any help? I was thinking maybe she worked for Inland Revenue because you know those guys are real hardasses if you rub them up the wrong way :D
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All I know is that these unrealistic hotties are from "Danger Girl"...
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Funky... Except for the "oh-so-obvious" buttcrack and nipples peeking through her skintight dress. :?
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Woo hoo!! I got Wonder Woman. And no bits of the anatomy that are likely to put out the eyes of passers by, too. :D
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hehe, but of course if they were showing, we know they would :wink: being wonder woman and all!
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Here's another one for you quiz crazy people... Heh heh... :)
Which Mutant Enemy VIP are you?
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Woo hoo I got the man himself! All bow down before the great...
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Not that I know who anyone besides Joss is :)
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A quiz for Boojy: What Kind of Goth Are You?
How *I* got this, I don't know. Must be all the black suits. :)
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Hey! I'm a Glamour Goth someone break out the glitter and pink stilletoe's :D
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