Submitted by Meredith Bell on Thu, 03/06/2003 - 19:20
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here's a link to a heap of quizzes
tell us which ones you do and how you scored :)
here's a link to a heap of quizzes
tell us which ones you do and how you scored :)
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Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Oh umm, aparantly that means I can turn into a camel on command - just what I always wanted...
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And another character quiz - 8-bit theatre http://leet.legendsalliance.com/features/8quiz.htm
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ADAM, LOU. Thank you. This is the first quiz that asked questions that really applied to me. Every question had answers that I said, "Yes!" to. It was hard choosing. Whoever Riff is, I must be him.
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Ugh. I'm kinda quizzed out at the moment. I may come back and do these new ones later.....
thespark.com
taking all these quizzes have reminded me of a website my friends and i were crazy about a couple of years ago. these tests are quite comprehensive and much longer than the ones we've taken so far. less fun, but much more accurate i think?
anyway... give them a shot... http://www.thespark.com/
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Come back later, Heather. But DO COME BACK. These quizzes say something about us. Even at a glance, they speak. They may not peg us to the board of LIFE, but TRUTH is hard to deny.
April, when I have time I'll visit your link.
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Ok, Jeffrey, I've finally come back and done some more quizzes. I've never seen this show, so I don't know any of the characters, but for what it's worth apparently I'm a ferret.. :roll:
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And now for Aprils'....
Sheesh, there's a ton of them. Ok, here goes...
Insanity Test
Lucky you! You are only 19% insane!
Look at you, so rational and normal. Your head's screwed on so tight you'd break a guillotine. Yes, lucky you, you who glide through the chaos of the world like the pope in his popemobile. While the rest of us are barking at imaginary voices and foaming at the mouth, your mind is sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey. CURDS AND WHEY! Do you hear me?!? Because I can hear me! THE GRANITE MONKEY MUST BE PORKED! Bok!
The Best Friend Test
Joyous trumpets and champagne supernovas! You are 78% rock-solid friend!
The Three Musketeers. The Three Amigos. The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse? you belong, dude, you belong! Some people put their neck on the line for their friends; you put your ass on the line. And by the way, nice ass. People know they can count on you in a crunch, in a jam, and in other food metaphors describing times of desperation. You give the gift of hope, but more importantly, you give the gift of kidney. Your rewards in life will be great, or at least better than other people's. To quote a fortune cookie: "You are soon have a fortunate experiences."
The Love Test
Greetings, confusoid. You scored a... 65%
Is it a bird? A plane? Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust? Ah, you. You are that rare mix of sensitive and sensual, romantic and randy, pride and prejudice, etc. When you see your crush, you waffle like a Belgian, unsure of whether you'd rather paint their toes or suck on their toes. Poets have long been puzzled by your kind. You'll never fall for robots or nymphos, but you will suffer longs bouts of marriage.
Freaky - I'd have to say that's pretty spot on, really...
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The Gay Test
You are 50% GAY!
Stats from the Test
- The world-wide gayness average is 37%.
- 11% of all test takers describe themselves as gay.
- 24 is the gayest age. ----- My age! Doh!
- Women average 33% gay.
- Men average 40%.
The Bitch Test
The results are in. You are certifiably: 51% bitch!
(which is higher than the worldwide average 38%)
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Slathering billycrickets! You are 36% insane!
Partly holding it together, partly on the edge—you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.
Congratulation Romeo you scored a 75%
Love hurts, don't it? You're in pure love— the kind with sonnets and hovering cherubs— and you ache like an old man's back for your crush. The superficial things that other people care about— money, looks, body odor— don't hold much water with you. You wouldn't care if your dreamboat were the Exxon Valdez, so don't be surprised if you ever fall in love with an oily barge. Respect the twinkie, but don't ignore its needs.
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For the record, you are:
56% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 56% Un-telligent
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This is scarilly accurate...
GURU (Submissive Extrovert Abstract Feeler )
Like just 12% of the population you are a GURU (SEAF)--kind, knowing, giving. Like Buddha of old, you can be a persuasive speaker, and you use your creative talents to further the objectives of your heart instead of your mind. But be careful that your friends don't take advantage of your relaxed nature, that's what happened to Jesus.
Above all, you like going with the flow. And there is probably nothing in the world you haven't smoked. That's cool. Oh yeah, you like to talk a lot. That's cool, too. Whatever.
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Lucky you! You are only 17% Insane!
Look at you, so rational and normal. Your head's screwed on so tight you'd break a guillotine. Yes, lucky you, you who glide through the chaos of the world like the pope in his popemobile. While the rest of us are barking at imaginary voices and foaming at the mouth, your mind is sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey. CURDS AND WHEY! Do you hear me?!? Because I can hear me! THE GRANITE MONKEY MUST BE PORKED! Bok!
This is scary because technically Heather is only marginally more insane than I am :?
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For those of you who have never read Sluggy, some info on the charecters we got:
Bun-Bun: The strip's official "cute talking animal." Hates PETA with a vengance. Loves Baywatch. Became the Easter Bunny after killing the Easter Bunny one year, with one of Riff's machines. Has a yearly duel with Santa. He's also the new groundhog for groundhog's day, when he summoned the groundhog's shadow and got it bound to him on accident.
Zoe: Originally the normal next-door neighbor, Zoe has a tatoo on her chest from a cursed necklace Torg gave her (without knowing it was cursed), so she can now turn into a camel on command. Her life was nice and normal before meeting Torg and Riff - now it's full of ghosts, a pyschotic mini-lop, an alien, and assorted mayhem.
Riff: Torg's best friend, and freelance inventor. Notable inventions include the Dimensional Flux Agitator and several destructive robots. His catchphrase is "let me check my notes." With Torg, once summoned a demon for $20 and a case of beer.
Kiki: The actual cute talking animal. Kiki is a nice ferett, often urging people to stay good - usuall Sam or Riff. Her heart is in the right place, but... well, Kiki is, erm, dense. And easily distracted. And has a tendancy to play with shiny things, which was a bad idea the day she stayed in Riff's lab.
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By the way, I win the insanity test. I'm 44% insane.
Partly holding it together, partly on the edge—you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.
Also retook the wierdness test - now fall into the next catagory.
61-80 : You are undoubtedly odd. You worry your family, and
you no longer have any normal friends. When you go on holiday,
you chose places like Transylvania, the Sonora desert, McMurdo
Sound and the Amazonian rain-forest. You mutter and mumble to
yourself in times of stress, and you try not to open your wardrobe
too often, in case something comes through...
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Damn, J-Lo! You are... 78% dateable!
Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a man (or woman.) Not only do you know how to turn a guy's (or girl's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."
Wow... :oops: I never realised....
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You are 32% GAY!
That's exactly as gay as expected for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is also 32% gay!
Nice to know I'm perfectly average in this regard. But sheesh! THIRTY-TWO percent?? Bloody hell... 8O
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The results are in! You are 43% slutty, which is actually less than the average, 46%.
Not sure I want to take any more of these quizzes. 8O
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"You are a smooth chick."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
70% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Woo hoo! *Preens.* Well, glad I kept going now. :)
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Damn, J-Lo! You are... 78% Dateable!
Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a man (or woman.) Not only do you know how to turn a guy's (or girl's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."
Wow, I got the same as Heather, Again! Really, I think I should be a little worried! :D
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You are 29% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is 32% gay!
BTW Heather - the difference between a straight person and a gay person is (in my experience) a couple of bottles of wine :D
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The Test Results Are In! - You're Normal!
For the record, you are: 65% Un-telligent!
Which is normal since the current average is 60%. Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant co-workers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
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Just did the datable test, and think something's busted with it. How did *I* of all people get 81%?
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Hehehe, this is so funny -
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 25, 2059 at the age of 78 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (17%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
How cheerful! And a Merry Christmas 2059! :D
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Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:
55% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:
"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
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*sniff* Was hoping alien abduction would be higher.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 26, 2048
at the age of 65 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Homicide (15%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
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The Bitch Test
Here's your updated list of friendly test-takers. In case you can't remember, you are 51% Bitch, which is higher than the average of 36%.
Uh oh... Am I really? *grins* Coooooool... I think that being a bitch is pretty funky in this day and age so I'll take this test result as a compliment. :P
The Slut Test
The results are in! You are 50% slutty, which is more than the average, 46%.
Ok. *gulps* Errr... Now, that isn't really funky. *sniffs*
The Dateable Test
Damn, J-Lo! You are... 83% dateable!
Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a man (or woman.) Not only do you know how to turn a guy's (or girl's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."
Gee, really? Hmmmm, I suspect the person who created the previous 2 tests was responsible for this one too. And the same yardstick was used in all 3... *mutter*
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The Death Test
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
January 16, 2042 at the age of 63 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (38%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (6%)
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Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Somebody? Lou... Explain that to me? *grin*
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The Insanity Test
Lucky you! You are only 30% insane!
Look at you, so rational and normal. Your head's screwed on so tight you'd break a guillotine. Yes, lucky you, you who glide through the chaos of the world like the pope in his popemobile. While the rest of us are barking at imaginary voices and foaming at the mouth, your mind is sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey. CURDS AND WHEY! Do you hear me?!? Because I can hear me! THE GRANITE MONKEY MUST BE PORKED! Bok!
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just a silly test, eh? I have often said that I'll be lucky to see my 60th birthday. Yet more verification of that. Not to say I am gonna go easy...but thems the numbers.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 13, 2023
at the age of 59 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (23%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Suicide (9%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
May 17, 2038
at the age of 71 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%)
Horrible Accident (12%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
And, Dave - no way, nuh uh! I forbid you to die before me... :P
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The results are in. You are certifiably:
28% bitch!
which is lower than the worldwide average 38%
How others compare:
2% (same as you)
19% (less bitchy than you)
79% (bitchier than you)
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ACTIVIST
(Dominant Extrovert Concrete Feeler )
Like just 4% of the population you are an ACTIVIST (DECF)-- motivated and righteous, you feel the need to change this harsh, horrible world we live in. The world would be your oyster, if you weren't 27% likely to be vegetarian. Anyway, you are forceful and outgoing, so you enjoy interacting with other people and are willing to aggressively pursue your goals. If you are male, you are probably thin and lanky, just because that's what activists look like. If you are female, you probably wear thick-rimmed glasses and tight clothes *or* some kind of hippie outfit. Also, sometimes you have trouble with orgasms, since you have trouble losing control.
In more general terms, you are driven much more by emotion than logic. But because of your ideals, you are more interested in real-world results than abstract conclusions.
Advice from us: Make sure you listen to your opposition. Don't hasten to attack different ideologies. This will also help your relationship with your friends.
Now that's pretty freaky. Except for the clothes... I don't like tight clothes... :) As for the orgasms... well, sometimes it can take me a while, but I always get there. I only mention this 'cause I know you were all wondering about the line up there about orgasms... :wink:
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Adam, you know this one right? :D Someone please tell me why there may be a 6% chance that I may die this way :?
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*sigh* Well, I'll respond to April's question. I do not, however, promise to give an answer. :)
There was an episode of the X-Files where they had a psychic who could tell instantly how you would die - and that was the extent of his abilities. While driving down the road with Mulder and Scully, he suddenly says, "You know, I can think of more dignified ways to die than auto-erotic asphyxiation." Which prompts Mulder to ask why this is being said to him.
Why there is a 6% chance you'll die that way? I dunno. Personally, I'm routing for that alien abduction. ;)
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Once again Adam, thanks for not answering my question :P
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is anyone gonna answer mine?!?! what the heck is auto-erotic asphyxiation?!?!
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*sigh* Okay, will explain it.
There are some bizarre fetishes out there. One of them is the idea of using choking to, erm, highten the excitment. Accidental death is rather easy to occur with this, especially if you try to do it to yourself. You pass out and, erm, hang or choke yourself to death while, um, er, that is...
YOU GET THE IDEA!
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And there is a 6% chance I may die this way!!!!!!? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
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See, that's why you hang out with me. Once I have the time to join MUFON, the alien abduction takes over. :)
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Adam inveigled me into taking the 8-bit theatre quiz... The bit about weridos is definitely true. :wink:
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Here's another good one. Which tin-pot dictator are you?
http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/
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You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
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Oh, um, I don't suppose there IS a *good* answer for this one, I'm only glad I didn't get one of those nasty evil dictators like George Bush or Tony Blair....
By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!
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Ok, at Adam's insistance (more like at Adam's constant annoyance :D ) I've relented and taken the 8-bit quiz...
Damn and I wanted a stabbity, now I'll just have to punch everything!
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I will be interested to see whom Heather gets...
"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
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Ugh, Dave, my condolances... :D