Character Profile for Wonkamania...
Name: Dumpa Gool.
Nickname: DG!
Age: unknown!
Class: A worker in the wonka factory.
Appearance: Dumpa Gool is an Umpah Lumpah. So his appearance is that of an Umpah Lumpah's, short wierd hair and skin color, etc.
Strength: Although most Umpah Lumpa's are supposed to act machanical, meaning not to have any feelings and always work work aand work, DG is different. Most Umpah Lumpahs are not even supposed to have names even, they are mostly direct by numbers or alphabets, but DG is different, he wants to be individual. He has a sense of humour and feelings, unlike that of an Umpah Lumpa. That is why he named himself, to be individaul.
His greatest strength is his sense of imagination, he spends hours and hours daydreaming at his job, thinking about the vast amount of land to explore out of Wonka's factory. This ofcourse is looked down upon with scorn from the other Umpah Lumpa's......
Weaknesses: He sometimes gets lazy when it comes to doing his job and as he has feelings he also has the sense of greed and anger. This has gotten him into a lot of trouble with the other Umpah Lumpas and at time's has even ended up being separated from his Umpah Lumpah kind...
Responsible Adult: That would either be the other Umpah Lumpas or Willy Wonka, who DG looks up with outmost respect.
Nemesis: He doesn't have any nemesis..yet, but he still doesn't look at the other Umpah Lumpas with a friendly eye, infact he sometime find them all against him....
Background: Has has no recollection of his parents and non of his childhood. As far as he can remember is that he has been working at Willy Wonka's ever since his childhood, he knows nothing else.
All the time at the factory he has never seen anyone from the outside at all, all he sees all day is his work mates and Willy Wonka come upon to check up on them. The day it was annouced that the golden ticket will be released and some people of the public allowed to come into the factory, he was overwhelmed with joy. Finally, someone from the outside!
Oooooooooooopsssssss :oops: , sorry Sid, I didn't notice that :oops:, thanks Sid, and yeah it would be a good idea for Lou...ummm...Louisiana and Adam to pick on poor Herman, haw haw!
Thanks again Dave, this was definatly a great idea!!!!Thump's up and chears for you :multi:
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In response to all of the Popular Demand, I am announcing a NEW GAME for LateNightGames.
Wonkamania!
You get to create characters that are either common but incredibly lucky, rich beyond belief but hopelessly eccentric, or Oompah-lumpahs.
The story revolves around the rich/eccentrics trying to weed out the worthy common/lucky ones from the mean-spirited common/lucky ones while the oompah PCs sing and stir chocolate.
Kickoff date is still up in the air....
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Too bad you're not serious. :lol: I'd be your first player. There does seem to be a Wonka vibe floating around this place.
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Character Profile for Wonkamania...
Name: Herman Gruntick
Age: 14
Class: Commoner
Appearance:
Herman is a short fat kid with a piggie nose, freckles, curly red hair and coke-bottle glasses that are taped in the middle. He usually has a booger hanging from one or the other nostril and wears ill-fitting clothes.
Positive Traits:
He can keep a secret. He likes animals.
Negative Traits:He eats his veggies.
He has every edition of X-Men comics.
He is very shy. He whines and complains a lot.
He does not like to exercise.
He teases little girls.
Responsible Adult:
Irma Gruntick (mother) - An overbearing and generally nitpicking woman who prefers Herman in his room so he can't mess up anything. She meticuluously wipes his nose only to find boogers coming out the other nostril. She finally gave up when he was 12.
Nemesis:
Kyle Freiman - A classmate of Herman who feels it is his personal duty to point out how worthless, stupid, slow, smelly and anything else he can think of that Herman is compared to himself. Kyle is muscular for his age and has been the object of adoration of most of the girls in his class since he was 9. He is considered "cool" and so has started a slight trend of picking on poor Herman. He was incessed when Herman won the contest (it has made Herman just a little cooler than him for now)
How Herman found his Golden Ticket:
He stole a candybar. He went to the local store and was buying the latest copy of Fabulanimous X-Men #443 (with the foil cover!) and slipped the candy bar inside since he didn't have enough money to afford the $4.50 comic and a candy bar ($0.59 cents!...he only had $5).
He was astonished to discover that he had stolen a candybar with a golden ticket in it. Now he is feeling secretly guilty that he has lucked into such a fabulous reward while committing a crime. He is certain that Professor X and all of the X-Men are going to come after him and make him pay just like Magneto.
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Character Profile for Wonkamania...
Name: Louisiana Belle II
Nickname: Junior (she hates that!), Louie, Brat (oddly, she doesn't mind being called Brat).
Age: 13
Class: Rich Southern Hell-child
Appearance: Flower-print dresses, and flowers in her hair, and flowery perfume, and flower-toed shoes, and flowers are her favorite thing, and flowers smell nice, and flowers look pretty and...
Weaknesses: She's a talker. Oh yes she is. She's a fast talker, and she rambles on so. She's at that age where she's getting her first period (which she refers to as her "case of the uglies"). But it's all good because she never uses periods while talking or writing. It's about time a period entered her life.
She's a priss. Oh yeah. She is. Don't tell her she's a priss though. She'll tell you a thing or two in return.
She's a thief. Oh yes she is! She doesn't like to use Daddy's money. She steals anything and everything at any time of the day or night. She's good at it, too. Winona Ryder, watch out!
Strengths: She doesn't care about matching her clothing. She's very easy to shop for. Just buy her something with flowers in or on it. She loves gifts and compliments.
She can guess candy by its smell at ten paces. She can REALLY guess candy by it's taste.
She can eat anything in any amount and never gain a pound. A large-handed man, such as her father, can surround her waste using both hands, finger to finger.
She's not afraid of being herself...even in large crowds. She's going to be a movie star.
Responsible Adult: Mr. Belle. He owns the local power plant. He will do anything for his daughter. Usually, this includes getting her out of juvenile hall. (Did I mention she likes fire?)
Nemesis: Anyone who doesn't do what she says when she says it and how high she says they need to do it.
Also, she is at war with the lower-classman, Missy Presley. Another rich girl. Another thief. But Missy is just trying to be Louisiana, of course. Missy is the jealous type.
How Louisiana found her Golden Ticket: One day at recess, Missy was showing off her candy bar, the candy bar she'd stolen from little Wilbur Stinksmith. She only did it to generate a crowd around her...the crowd that Louisiana had previously been entertaining! All of a sudden, Louisiana was alone on the playground. Louisiana marched right over there and--pointing to the sky and shouting, "Look! A golden goose!"--snatched the candy bar from Missy's hands.
Alas, Louisiana had gone from subtle thievery to outright robbery in 60 seconds. Another weakness of hers: upset this girl and all rules are OFF.
Anyhow, she found the ticket in the candy bar.
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Character Profile for Wonkamania...
Name: Adam Benette.
Nickname: A butler's son.
Age: 14 1/2
Class: A servent of the rich southern people.
Appearance: He's short and skinny and always in a spit and span appearance, wearing shiny black shoes, black pants, white shirt and a black vest most of the time.
Strength: He is couragous and therefore not easily scared. He's quite strong from his labour work, work like lifting manure bags for the garden and flower pots.
Weaknesses: Although he is a child of a servent, he is still quite snotty and stuck up. The reason maybe because of the fact that his father is a butler and is treated somewhat equally (somewhat). The early life of Adam, playing around the snotty kids influenced him.
He is very irresponsible and doesn't have much of an intelligence level.
Responsible Adult: Jeffery Benette, he is Adam's father and a butler for the Belle family. He loves Adam, and especially loves to spoil him silly!
Nemesis: Louisiana Belle II, as Adam's father works for her and so does Adam, he grew up envying and hating Louisiana. One day he swore to himself that he'd take her place and be the richest of them all and see her as a miserly peasant.
How Adam found his Golden Ticket: Going to get the groceries for the BElle family he came across the candy shop. He went in and saw the chocolate bar and bought it. His plan was to open the chocolate and put garlic and pepper and frog guts incense on it and give it to snotty Louisiana and see her choking on it. But when he opened the chocolate and found the Golden ticket, he forgot about his plan. All he could think about was: I may become rich, my plan is coming true!
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I see you made the same mistake I made...calling Louisiana "Louisa." ehehehh. You should have revised that! Okay, the correct word in this case is EDIT. Both Heather and I would support you.
Hey, this would be fun, Saadia. Perhaps the one thing that could bring Louisiana and Adam together would be a healthy case of picking on Herman Gruntick!
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Dave, I love you for this thread.
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Wonkamania! NPC Profile
Name: Antonio Ramirez Yankee Doodle Jesus Robert Mary Wonka
Nickname: "Tony Wonka"
Age: 25
Class: Rich Eccentric
Appearance:
Tony is handsome, well formed, and, as long as he is standing still, a perfect specimen of the human Male. He has short stylish hair blonde in color, and neatly trimmed sideburns. He has expressive eyes that are often seen rolling in delight. He wears the "company management uniform" of a striped tuxedo (although for some reason his stripes are horizontal) and top hat.
Strengths:
Tony has a head for business and marketing (like all of his siblings). He can do long division acurately in his head. He is actually an accomplished violinist (studied at the best schools). He runs the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory (South Eastern Division) aka WWCF(SED).
Weaknesses:
He is hopelessly clumsy. He can barely stand on his own two feet without falling over. He tends to lose interest in people speaking to him very quickly and will either change the subject or fall over.
Nemesis:
Well not so much a nemesis as his rival: his older sister Gertrude Iman Francine Madonna Vivian Ruth Donald Wonka (aka "Gerty"). She was given co-management duties of the WWCF(SED) by their father Charley Wonka. She checks him at very nearly every turn when he wants to develop new products ("Projectile Chocolate. Share all over your friends!") or marketing campaigns ("You've got to be kidding! Have you actually tasted Hershey's? Try Wonka instead!")
Background:
With a new factory comes a big hullabaloo. Tony and Gerty were given carte blanche by their father to create, do, and sell in any way they can. There is an actual boring old normal factory in town. It produces all the standard product lines like chocolate bars, gobstoppers, and nerds. But behind that one is the magical wonderful and simply amazing WWCF(SED) Headquarters where they do testing, R&D, and where the Oompah Lumpahs live.
Since the Oompahs have strict dietary and climatic needs they cannot leave the factory at all and they are happy to work and sing there. This of course has not deterred a group of Civil Libertarians who are picketing outside the factory in the name of the "oppressed" and "slave labor" of the Oompah Lumpah People (Lumpah-Americans).
This has prompted a huge public relations campaign (it was Tony's idea). This second "golden ticket" lottery (the first in over 40 years!) will allow a small group of guests into the factory to inspect the living and working conditions of the Oompah Lumpahs. A few members of the press were given tickets to allow them access, but most of the tickets were distributed in the WWCF(SED) Distribution area.
Aside from the opportunity to see the inside of the WWCF(SED) facility there isn't any real prize attached to the tickets but in a small oversight Gerty left that dislaimer off of the rules and conditions (surprising, becasue she is usually very good at that sort of thing). So no-one is really sure what they are going to win, but everyone agrees it will be fabulous.
Tony is trying frantically to figure out what to give as a prize. Gerty thinks the whole thing is a waste of time.
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Character Profile for Wonkamania...
Name: Bonds, James Bond.
Nickname: 007
Age: about 30, and never aging a day after that...
Class: High Class.
Appearance: James Bond is exactly what every James Bond should be. He's tall, dark, and handsome as any James Bond is... He is usually intelligent and smart, wearing black or white suits most of the time.
Strength: His strengths, including the gadgets and gizmos given by Q, he is intelligent. He can come up with witty comments while he is in the dreadfullest of his fights. He also posses' knowledge of many martial arts including twai kwon do and other martial skills such as drunken boxing.
Weaknesses: His only weakness is that he falls for woman, A LOT. His other weakness is that he doesn't believe in the fairy tale kind, and the little does he know, the fairy tale kind doesn't believe in him...
Responsible Adult: He is a responsible adu....no wait, the responsible adult would be M in his case.
Nemesis: Many of them, which also include doctor No Mama.
His Mission: He was sent the the special services in America to locate the sinister Willy Wonka. There is a rumour that he maybe hiding in a secret chamber of his the "Dark-chocolate-fudge-brownie-cake-thingies" which are one in the whole entire world of it's kind. Because the secret agency wants to take these brownies over to them so that they can eat it all by themselves.....
James is to locate and arrest the notourious Willy Wonka, and in order to do this needs to find a golden ticket or a kid with a golden ticket so he can go to Willy's factory in wonka land as an undercover agent.
Items: His most favorite item, apart from his laser-shooting-time-ticking-watch is his hippo mobile which Q gave it to him as a present for him birthday.